Disciple, you are invincible, go down the mountain and harm your fiancée.
Chapter 276 The Chicken King peed
Footpot Chicken, Royal Palace!
At this moment, the Chicken King is sitting on the throne, waiting for good news.
In his opinion, Li Daofeng is absolutely dead.
He has called the best craftsman in the palace and asked him to prepare gold and jade. After Li Daofeng's head is delivered, he will use Li Daofeng's head to make him a gold-inlaid jade chamber pot.
He wants to drain you from the chamber pot made of Li Daofeng's head every morning and evening to repay the humiliation Li Daofeng has brought to him.
Just when he was thinking about using Li Daofeng's head to make a closed chamber pot or an open chamber pot, a general rushed in in a panic.
The general was very panicked, his face was pale, his body was covered with blood, and he could not walk steadily. When he ran into the palace, he almost rolled in.
The general who rushed in seemed to be relieved when he saw the Chicken King. He knelt on the ground tremblingly and said loudly:
"It's not good... Your Majesty, it's not good... It's serious, Your Majesty..."
Hearing this, Chicken King felt an ominous premonition in his heart. He had just been holding back the pee that was waiting for Li Daofeng's head to pee, and he almost peeed out without clamping it.
Fortunately, although he is a bit old, he can still hold back his urine by taking tonic every day. He clamped it back, otherwise he would have wet his pants.
The Chicken King, who was holding back his urine, had a gloomy face and said coldly: "What's wrong, what's wrong, that beast from Yan Kingdom has been dealt with?
The general replied tremblingly: "For the record, Chicken Emperor, we bombarded the Jibu family all night long, using cannons and planes, but Li Daofeng killed us!"
"What? What are you talking about? This is impossible!"
Chicken King stood up in shock and shouted angrily: "Baga, you are talking nonsense. You have so many powerful weapons such as fighter jets, tanks, and artillery, so many soldiers, and so many ronin, ninjas, and samurai. How is this possible? You can’t deal with Li Daofeng!”
"Where are General Miyamoto and General Yamamoto? Where are they? Let them come to see me!"
The Chicken King was furious and couldn't accept this fact at all.
The general was so frightened that he trembled: "Your Majesty, that Li Daofeng is the devil. He is so terrifying. He was hit with a severe machine gun, but he was fine. Bullets had no effect on him at all."
"He had a fan in his hand. When the fan fanned the flames, our tanks were burned by fire. All heavy weapons were destroyed in this way!"
"All our warriors and ninjas are no match for him. He almost killed all the warriors with a wave of his hand."
"We simply don't have enough people for him to kill. He is like a devil, killing constantly. Our ordinary soldiers are like tofu in front of him. Once they come face to face with him, they will turn into charred corpses. It’s so scary Chicken King, it’s really scary!”
"General Miyamoto died in the battle, and General Yamamoto is still commanding fighter jets. We don't know whether he is alive or dead. Facing this Yanguo man, we have no power to fight back. He is just a devil, just a devil!"
Speaking of this, the general seemed to remember the terrible scene on the battlefield again, his eyes widened in horror, and he trembled even more.
"Chicken King! We were defeated. All the troops were killed. Except for some who escaped, they all turned into charred corpses. We are no match at all. Chicken King...that Yanguo man is the god of death and the devil!"
The general's words caused a sudden silence in the hall.
All the ministers shuddered when they heard these words.
So many people were gone in such a short period of time.
A great general was killed, and countless warriors were killed.
All of this feels like a joke, but it is true.
At this moment, the hearts of these civil and military officials were about to jump out of their chests.
Thick fear hung over their heads.
The Chicken King couldn't calm down at all. He was like a deflated rubber ball, suddenly slumped on the throne. The urine he had just clamped was really not clamped this time, and the gate opened with a crash.
Suddenly a foul smell filled the entire hall.
"Quick...quick...quickly go to Chicken God Palace..."
……
On the mountain of the Jibu family, Li Daofeng headed down the mountain like a god of death.
At this time, everyone in the group of fighter jets commanded by General Yamamoto and the fighter jets of General Yamamoto panicked.
General Yamamoto's face was gloomy, and he shouted sinisterly: "Order! All combat power, all fire at this bastard from the Yan Kingdom, I will blow him to pieces."
"General, some of our soldiers are still at the foot of the mountain. Although they are deserters, if they are bombed..."
General Yamamoto's eyes were blood red, like a ferocious beast, and roared: "Execute the order! Fire for me, as long as you kill Li Daofeng, it doesn't matter if you die a few deserters, deserters deserve to die, fire..."
"Yes!"
Following General Yamamoto's order, dozens of fighter jets all took off at once and flew towards Li Daofeng's direction.
The fighter jet flew over Li Daofeng's head at high speed, and the shells fell towards Li Daofeng's head like meteors.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
With loud noises, huge mushroom clouds rose up around Li Daofeng.
Terrifying shock waves and heat waves instantly surrounded Li Daofeng.
If it had been anyone else, or anything, it would have ceased to exist long ago under this powerful cannonball.
However, Li Daofeng, a pervert, survived the shock wave and heat wave unscathed.
He just waved the Yin Yang Fan in his hand, and the heat wave and shock wave were easily dispersed.
On General Yamamoto's command plane, all the commanders and fighters of the Foot Pot Chicken looked solemnly at the place where the underground sea of fire was ablaze.
Looking at the place shrouded in gunpowder smoke, he shouted.
"Blow him up, blow up this devil, he's dead now."
"No! Keep bombing! Drop all the shells! Quick! Keep going..."
Under the order of General Yamamoto, the fighter jets turned back, and another round of artillery shells exploded at the position before Li Daofeng.
Countless cannonballs exploded together, with such powerful force that even animals like Li Daofeng were thrown away.
Li Daofeng hurriedly used his misty steps and moved several times in the air before standing steadily on the ground.
Li Daofeng's face turned even colder when he heard the screams of the soldiers under the artillery fire.
"These beasts don't even spare their own people, they are worse than animals!"
Looking at the sky with cold eyes, looking at the fighter jets turning back again in the sky, he knew that this was not the way to go. If he didn't kill these fighter jets, he might not be able to get down from the mountain.
With this thought in mind, I couldn't help but look towards the high ground not far away...
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