Disciple, you are invincible, go down the mountain and harm your fiancée.
Chapter 1190: Can We Share the Difficulty?
Li Daofeng looked at the person who wanted to be friends with him and said with a disdainful smile: "Do you want to be friends with me, or do you want the elixir in my hand?"
Faced with such a shameless person, Li Daofeng no longer needed to be subtle. He had no face at all, so there was no need to waste time.
"Hahaha! You are indeed a man of temperament, just like me. You are not pretentious. You say what you think without hiding anything, just like me!"
"I said that you and I are destined to be together. It has been a long time since I have met someone as open-minded as you. I really want to become friends with you regardless of age difference! This is fate. I wonder how you feel about it?"
Liu Yiyun is really shameless. He can even say such words. He has no shame at all. Such disgusting words come out of his mouth. Moreover, when he said this, his face was not red or he was not out of breath. It can be seen that he has regarded this shameless spirit as a very normal thing.
"Haha! Is that so! So what you mean is that you just want my elixir?" Li Daofeng was speechless.
"No, no, no! That's too direct. My main purpose is to make friends with you. As for the elixir, after we become friends, you should give it to me on your own initiative!"
Isn't it true that friends share happiness and adversity? Don't you think so, my friend?" Liu Yiyun said with a smile, stroking his beard.
"Shame on you! Shame on you..."
"Bah! You shameless bastard, just tell me, are the words this shameless old man said disgusting?"
"It's so fucking disgusting. I've never seen such a disgusting person. He's hypocritical and disgusting. He's a wicked man, but he means what he says and takes responsibility for his actions. He's nothing like this guy. He has no shame!"
……
Liu Yiyun's words really made everyone sick. They felt that they were already very shameless, but compared with this old guy Liu Yiyun, they felt that they were as pure as a little girl in kindergarten.
Compared with their shamelessness, the one in front of them was like a little girl entering the bridal chamber. It was really the first time, the first time.
"Hahaha... What a great idea that we should share happiness and hardships. You are right! You are right! I agree!" Li Daofeng laughed.
He was also amused by this buddy's shameless spirit. He had seen shameless people, but he had never seen the most shameless person. All his experiences told him that there are only people who are more shameless, not the most shameless people in this world.
These people he had met also refreshed his understanding of shamelessness time and time again. Today, he was not only refreshed by the immoral subordinates online, but also by the shameless subordinates online.
"Hahaha! Good! Good! Great! That's great! If my little brother thinks so, it means we are destined to be together. Brothers should share happiness and hardships. Since I am a few years older than you, I will call you my second brother!"
"Second brother! I am here to greet you!" Liu Yiyun went straight up, calling him second brother so smoothly.
But when Li Daofeng heard the word "second brother", he felt a bit uncomfortable.
He spent a few nights with the Eighth Senior Sister and the Second Senior Sister, especially that night, when he and the Second Senior Sister were having their wedding night, the Second Senior Sister gave him some basic knowledge about the usage of the Second Brother, and he became very sensitive to this Second Brother.
Now that the old man suddenly called him "second brother", he immediately felt that something was wrong.
"You are the second brother, your whole family is the second brother, and you are still the old second brother!" Li Daofeng retorted in his heart but said it out loud.
"No! Stop it! Don't call me that. I haven't agreed to be your brother yet..."
"Uh... Second brother! Didn't you just admit that what I said was right? Why are you going back on your words now? Do you want to be the eldest brother?"
Liu Yiyun had a puzzled expression on his face, and when he looked at Li Daofeng's eyes, he even felt a bit resentful. This was really fucked up.
"In fact, you can be the eldest brother. For us warriors, regardless of age, the one who has achieved more is the first! Your martial arts attainments are much better than mine, so it is only right that you be the eldest brother!"
"Then you will be the big brother. Big brother, I, Liu Yiyun, greet you! Big brother..."
This old man is really shameless. He knelt down and saluted Li Daofeng as soon as he spoke, without any ambiguity at all.
"Fuck... I can't stand it anymore, it's too shameless, it's too disgusting, it's an eyesore..."
"Fuck... shameless... really too shameless. I have lived for more than half of my life and have never seen such a shameless person. It is so disgusting..."
"I'm still online! He's really shameless. He can do such a thing. He's still a man. Bah! I'm a man like him. I feel ashamed!"
"Fuck! Shameless! So shameless..."
Liu Yiyun's actions completely disgusted all the powerful people from the Holy Land present.
Li Daofeng curled his lips, completely speechless. He didn't know what to say. He held back his laughter for a long time before saying, "You misunderstood. It's not that I want to be the big brother, it's that you don't understand what I mean!"
Faced with such a shameless person, Li Daofeng was even embarrassed to kill him for a moment.
"Does Big Brother have any other instructions?" Liu Yiyun asked sincerely.
That expression, that look, that action, all show that he is a qualified younger brother, and he is the best second brother in the world.
"Okay! Actually, we can be brothers, but you also said that brothers should share happiness and difficulties. Now I am besieged by these people. As a brother, shouldn't you stand together with me, fight our way out together, and then talk about sworn brotherhood? What do you think?"
"Ah... uh... this... this... come on, big brother..." Liu Yiyun felt a little choked.
How the hell is it like this! He just wants the elixir, he didn't think of getting anything for you, I just want the benefits, I didn't think of risking my life for you.
What do you mean by sharing the good and the bad? I just want to share the good, but that's hard to do! You should just bear the consequences yourself.
You said it's generally difficult, then I can bear it for you if I can, but yours is so difficult, even if I want to, I can't bear it! So many strong people, all the masters of the Holy Land are here, if you let me come together, I will not be able to survive.
"You mean you won't go up?" Li Daofeng said jokingly.
"No...it's not that I won't go, it's just that I can't help you, big brother! I can cheer you on, you go ahead, big brother..."
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