Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

Chapter 21 Slap in the face on the spot

After a while, Lin Fan's fishing rod moved, and the third uncle's heart skipped a beat.

The third uncle was worried that Lin Fan would really get caught, right?

Lin Fan lifted the fishing rod and pocketed a carp weighing three to four kilograms.

"How's it going? Third uncle, are you impressed by my skills?"

The third uncle's eyes twitched, "You are lucky. You are lucky."

Before he finished speaking, Lin Fan caught another fish, this time it was a grass carp weighing five or six kilograms.

"Third uncle, I understand, it's all luck. I'm lucky!"

The third uncle was about to speak, but Lin Fan stopped him, which made him feel a little embarrassed.

The fishing friends around also laughed. They all saw that this young man was deliberately angry with Yan Bugui.

After a while, Lin Fan was hit again, but the splash was so intense that he couldn't pull it up for a while.

With Lin Fan's strength, he could naturally use force, but he was afraid that the fishing rod and fishing line would be too much, so he could only slowly slide the fish away.

The third uncle watched Lin Fan skilfully slide the fish, and now he realized that Lin Fan knew how to fish, and he was very proficient in it.

However, Lin Fan sneaked away for a long time, and when he picked it up, he found that it was not a fish. Oh, no, it could also be said to be a fish, but it turned out to be a five-pound turtle.

"Damn it, is this okay?" The third uncle couldn't help but cursed.

Lin Fan smiled. He came to fish in such a hurry because he bought a pack of delicious bait in the mood mall today, which cost him 200 mood points.

Lin Fan also spent 100 emotion points to buy a seasoning gift pack. In addition to the common seasonings, it also included Lao Gan Ma and Doubanjiang.

Of course he wanted to try such expensive bait to see if it was useful. Wouldn't it be a pleasure to catch fish and cook it back?

Facts have proved that the emotional value is not in vain, and the things bought by the system are indeed reliable.

There is no need to describe the subsequent process. Lin Fan continued to catch several fish, and also caught a soft-shell turtle, but this one was a bit small, only about three pounds.

"Let's go. I'm so lucky. The barrel exploded. Alas, this guy can't stop his luck. Don't you think so, Third Master?"

Lin Fan triumphantly fixed the bucket and rode away.

The system prompts that Yan Bugui's envy, jealousy and hatred emotion value is collected at 666 points.

It seemed that the old guy was stimulated quite a bit, and Lin Fan burst into laughter.

Silly Zhu was already squatting on Xu Damao's side. When Xu Damao passed by on his bike, he pulled him down directly.

"Hey, grandson, you have finally fallen into grandpa's hands. Today grandpa will let you know how many eyes Lord Ma has!"

"Three eyes!" Xu Damao was desperate to survive.

"Hey, you kid, you are very clever!" Silly Zhu also admired Xu Damao a little.

"It's all for survival, don't complain!" Xu Damao said with a smile.

"It's a pity that you know too much, let's wait and see!" How could Silly Zhu let Xu Damao go so easily?

"Don't slap me in the face!" Xu Damao screamed and was pinned down by Silly Zhu.

When people passing by saw this scene, they couldn't help but shake their heads, "The world is really declining and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be. It's so unbecoming for two men to hug each other in broad daylight!"

"You are dragging your mother's words there, please call the police for me!" Xu Damao screamed miserably.

"You wait, I'll go right away."

The passerby walked away as if nothing happened. Call the police? It doesn't exist. Why did he call the police? The little bastard was uttering arrogant words and would be better off being beaten to death.

But this helped Xu Damao. Silly Zhu heard that someone called the police and ran away quickly.

Xu Damao got up with a bruised nose and face, picked up his bicycle that had fallen on the ground, and limped back to the courtyard.

"Silly Zhu, just wait for me. It would be unkind to not avenge this!"

"Ouch, my legs are cramped, you idiot!"

Lin Fan rode his bicycle and met the miserable Xu Damao at the entrance of the courtyard.

"Xu Damao, were you chased by a dog?" Lin Fan asked curiously.

"Yes, it is a very ferocious dog. It shows its teeth and is very ferocious." Xu Damao said fiercely.

"Then it's quite miserable for you. You were bitten by a dog while walking. You are really talented."

After Lin Fan finished speaking, he pushed the cart into the courtyard. Xu Damao was furious behind him.

"Hey, Lin Fan, where did you get so many fish and two turtles?"

"Hurry up and give me some. Give me these two turtles too. Is my sweet grandson growing up?"

Jia Zhang was wandering in the yard when she saw Lin Fan coming back with so many fish and quickly wanted to share a few.

"Go to the doctor if you have a bad brain. Why should I share my fish with you and give you two soft-shell turtles to replenish your body? Why, because of your big face?"

"Is that my seed? It's none of my business if he replenishes his body!"

Lin Fan responded directly, the tool man who sent the emotional value was here, so he quickly brushed it off.

"We are all neighbors in the same yard, and we pay attention to helping each other. Today I take advantage of you, and tomorrow you take advantage of me. What's the big deal?"

Lin Fan rolled his eyes, who wants to take advantage of an old pious woman like you?

I took full advantage of your daughter-in-law. The two big white steamed buns were fragrant and sweet, but I also treated her to some soy milk, so that was all written off.

Not only did I take advantage, I even pulled up my pants and refused to admit it, which made you so angry, you old brat.

"I won't take advantage of you, so don't try to take advantage of me. Don't think about good things."

"If you don't give it to me, believe it or not, I'm going to report you for speculating?"

Jia Zhang had acted like a good neighbor just now, but when Lin Fan refused, she turned against him.

"Can you write the four words "speculation"? Buying at a low price, selling at a high price, and earning the difference is called opportunism. I fished for it myself, and I took advantage of your mother's opportunity, and I even dug your mother's hand. Where is the grave, you idiot!"

"Huh?" Xu Damao, who came in to watch the show, felt like he was hit by an arrow in the knee. Was he accidentally injured just now?

"Lin Fan, don't speak too harshly. The Jia family is living a hard life. You are so well-off, why don't you help a little?"

Silly Zhu was also attracted, and as soon as he came out, he started to favor Jia and Zhang.

"What a stinky fart, Xu Damao, can you smell it?" Lin Fan turned to Xu Damao and asked.

"I smell it, I smell it, it's Silly Zhu's fart!" Xu Damao reacted and immediately agreed.

"Lin Fan, don't be arrogant, and Xu Damao, you are skinny and itchy. You weren't beaten enough just now, were you?"

Silly Zhu was about to take action, but suddenly remembered that he was no match for Lin Fan, so he had no choice but to give up.

"What's a excrement worker doing here, why are you here? Why don't you just jump out?" Lin Fan didn't give any face.

"You said I'm a manure digger?" Silly Zhu was a little unbelievable.

"A toilet sweeper is a excrement collector, isn't he?" Xu Damao spoke up from behind.

He also saw that Shazhu did not dare to be arrogant in front of Lin Fan.

"Lin Fan, are you too pushy? After all, Jia Zhang is also your elder!" Yi Zhonghai also joined the battle.

"Is it illegal to drag?" Lin Fan said arrogantly.

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