If I live forever, everyone thinks I am invincible

"gentlemen……"

"My child's bad habit of going to a brothel is not..."

Dahuang was so enthusiastic about the brothel that Xuan Tianyu had to look at Chen Changan with some confusion.

Is it possible that Xuan Wudao's bad habits were all acquired from Chen Changan?

its not right!

Chen Changan doesn't seem to be such a superficial person. How could he like a place like a brothel with fireworks and willows?

"how is this possible!"

"Am I that kind of person?"

"The four words "gentleman" exist because of me."

"Do you have the nerve to ask me?"

"If it weren't for Xuan Wudao, would Da Huang be so obsessed with the brothel?"

"I haven't settled the score with you yet, but you have the nerve to ask me?"

Chen Changan's words made Xuan Tianyu very embarrassed, and she couldn't help but glared at Xuan Wudao fiercely.

Damn it, the culprit of this is the bastard himself.

"Sir, please forgive me. It's all my fault for not being able to teach my son well."

"I will strictly control you from now on." Xuan Tianyu said awkwardly.

"It's okay. It's normal for young people. Just teach them well."

Chen Changan smiled, then walked to Xuan Wudao and asked curiously, "I want to know what you did at that time to let the people from Luoshen Palace take you away?"

"Otherwise, will your entire Wuji Sect be destroyed?"

"You didn't do anything, did you?"

After hearing Chen Changan's words, Xuan Wudao sat up immediately, with an expression on his face that could be called excitement.

"I tell you, it's a really nice place."

"I was just wandering around, but I didn't expect to find such a good place."

"I'm not lying, it really looks like a brothel."

"And all the girls were really exciting. I rushed in without saying anything."

"I yelled at that time and handed over your top oiran to me."

"Uncle, I am having so much fun today..."

At this point, Xuan Wudao stopped awkwardly, as if he didn't want to mention what happened next.

"and then?"

"The oiran is out?" Dahuang asked curiously.

Xuan Wudao glanced at Dahuang depressedly and said, "He's out, but he's not the oiran, he's the helmsman of Luoshen Palace."

"I was kicked out with one kick. Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise..."

Although this experience was not great, Xuan Wudao still felt it was worth it when he thought of the beautiful girls in Luoshen Palace.

Especially the sub-ruler, he is really considered the best among the best, but it's a pity...

Why isn't it a brothel?

"Hey, it's really a pity." Dahuang also sighed with regret.

At this time, Xuan Tianyu's face turned pale, what's wrong? Do you still want to go there?

Are you really not afraid of death?

Do you really want to be a romantic ghost?

"So, in fact, there is no big grudge between you and Luoshen Palace?"

"There was no conflict, and I didn't touch anyone. At most, it was an offense."

"Luoshen Palace won't kill you, right?"

"Do you want to directly destroy the Wuji Sect?"

"Isn't it a bit of a fuss?"

Chen Changan felt that Luoshen Palace's reaction was a bit excessive. Although Xuan Wudao was wrong in this matter, he could just teach him a lesson.

There is no need to make it so serious. Is it possible that the people in Luoshen Palace are so heartless?

"Sir, you don't know something."

"The thing that Luoshen Palace has always hated the most is the lecherous disciple."

"It can be said that they kill each one on sight."

"This brat didn't know how to hide, but he actually took the initiative to send it to his door."

"It's even more impossible for Luoshen Palace to let him go." Xuan Tianyu said angrily.

Hate lecherous sluts?

Could it be that the master of the Luoshen Palace suffered a loss in this area in his early years?

"What's wrong, Palace Master of Luoshen Palace, have you been hurt by a man? Or have you been abandoned?"

"You hate men so much?" Chen Changan asked curiously.

"This...I don't know this."

"I haven't heard any rumors about this."

"However, after all, the Palace Master of Luoshen Palace is a peak emperor of the older generation. Maybe there really is some story back then."

"But now, the Luoshen Palace is coming to ask for someone."

"Sir, what should we do?" Xuan Tianyu asked helplessly.

How is it good?

"Well...can't we just hand the person over?"

"It's just a son. It's no big deal if he dies. Although you are not young, you are still strong. You can have another son."

"This thing, one death is not too many."

"As a cultivator, your lifespan is long. If you want to have a baby, wouldn't it be easy to give birth to ten or eight children?" Chen Changan said with a smile.

Chen Changan's words made Xuan Wudao stunned!

Brother, are you here to help, or are you here to watch the fun?

This is a life.

"Chen Changan, can you say a few words?"

"I……"

Snapped!

"How should I talk to sir?"

"Give me some respect."

Now, Xuan Wudao was already immune to Xuan Tianyu's slap. He received the slap without making a sound, as if nothing had happened just now.

"I respect shit."

"My life is almost gone."

"This bastard just came here to watch my jokes."

"Chen Changan, you are not a friend enough."

"Back then, if it weren't for you, would I have been begging for 3000 years?"

"If it weren't for 3000 years of begging? I would go to a brothel for fun?"

"Aren't all these thanks to you?"

Begging for 3000 years?

This was the first time that Xuan Tianyu knew what this brat had been doing outside these years.

But I never expected that I would actually run out and become a beggar?

Do you think it's 3000 years ago?

No wonder after he came back, no matter how others asked, he refused to say anything.

Snapped!

Another slap that made Xuan Wudao furious.

"Dad, why are you still hitting me?"

"Shouldn't I hit you?"

"You have been begging for 3000 years and have seen everything in the world, but you still have this kind of character?"

"Have you been begging or whoring for the past 3000 years?"

"They want you to be a beggar and a prostitute?"

"You can't stand your loneliness and want to fall. What does it have to do with others?"

"In the final analysis, your mind is still not calm enough and your concentration is insufficient."

"Otherwise, how could it be so?"

"it is good!"

"well said!"

Chen Changan also clapped and shouted, "Okay, I have to be my father. This realization is different."

"Xuan Wudao, look at your dad, he's looking at you."

"No wonder you are still in the realm of immortality after 3000 years of cultivation. You... are too degenerate."

Xuan Wudao also fell into deep self-doubt at this time. Could it be that his xinxing was really not enough? Are you obsessed with beauty and unable to extricate yourself?

Xuan Wudao looked at Xuan Tianyu at this time and found that the other party had an expression of excitement and joy.

Ok?

What is he excited about?

"Dad, what's wrong with you? Are you so happy to marry me a baby girl?" Xuan Wudao asked curiously.

"What are you talking about? I am loyal to your mother and sincere."

"I didn't hear you. Did Mr. praise me just now?"

"I'm better than you." Xuan Tianyu said proudly.

"This... is better than me. Is it worth being happy?"

"No, being better than you is not something to be happy about, but coming out of your mouth to say these words is something to celebrate."

What the hell!

Dad is really Chen Changan's little fanboy? Isn't this too outrageous?