Provoking the villain, madly criticizing the tyrant for kidnapping my sedan chair for the bridal cha

Chapter 62 Brother Dao, I’m afraid, this donkey is too evil, specializing in taking out human balls

The more humbly Lin Wenyao begged, the more crazily the three men walking towards them laughed.

Seeing that the three of them were still three meters away, Lin Lixia pretended to be frightened and pushed away Lin Wenyao, who was swaying on his feet.

Grab a bottle of strong Ruanjin powder and scatter it.

"Don't come here!"

The strong tendons dispersed along the wind and instantly flew onto the faces of the three men who were grinning.

The three of them acted sluggishly for a moment.

"Brother Dao, Xiao Niangpi uses Ruanjin Powder. She must not know that we have the antidote!"

Scar Lu took out the bottle and poured it into his mouth.

"Little girl, I travel around the world all year round, how can I not bring some self-defense medicine with me?"

"..." Lin Lixia was dumbfounded for a moment, it was not her style to surrender.

Grab the flour and sprinkle it.

One after another, taking advantage of the advantage of standing in the wind, the flour was sprinkled on the three of them until they were all white.

"Brother Dao, the little girl used flour to deal with us!"

"Just treat it as flour to cheer me up. I'll let her have a taste of my power soon!"

"Brother Dao, after you feel good, let the little one feel good too!"

"Go away and deal with the old one first!" Lu Daobao was talking when he was interrupted by a donkey's braying sound.

The donkey, who had been caught all the way, was hungry and saw flour scattered all over the ground.

His eyes were shining with excitement.

Licking happily.

From the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a stick approaching them, making a warning sound in his mouth.

It has clearly warned, so why do ungrateful humans keep approaching it?

Want to stop it from eating?

no way!

Lift your foot and kick!

"Ah..."

Lu Daobao, who was blocked by the donkey's kick, let out a heartbreaking cry.

The donkey who was about to lick the flour was frightened.

What the hell?

Scared to death!

He raised his foot to cover Lu Daobao's crotch and kicked him away again, letting out a warning sound of "Ang Ang Ang" again.

Don't know if it's a warning?

Or Yaowei?

In short, this incident happened so fast that before the Lin family could react, the three robbers fell to the ground and wailed, holding their hands to block it.

The Lin family father and daughter looked at each other.

Seeing the pained faces of the three robbers, Lin Wenyao subconsciously tightened his legs.

Lin Lixia was shocked. Has her donkey ever been trained? Otherwise, why is the accuracy so good?

The blade of the knife had been licking blood for so long that Scar Lu could never have imagined that he would fall under the donkey's hooves.

Sweat beaded on his painful forehead, and he covered his head to block it, not daring to make any more noise.

Move little by little out of the donkey's reach.

"Shuan... son, come here and help!"

Seeing that the three brothers who were the tallest were kicked away by a donkey in an instant, Shuanzi, who was in charge of the lookout, was so frightened that his shoulders shook, he clamped his legs tightly, and said nothing and did not move forward.

"Brother Dao, I'm afraid, this donkey is too evil. He specializes in picking out human balls. The younger one doesn't have a son yet, so the relationship cannot be cut off!"

"I asked you to come over and give me a hand. Are you afraid of a bird?" Lu Daobao finally stood up with Shuanzi's help.

When I looked up, I saw the Lin family father and daughter, each holding a handful of flour and rewarding the two donkeys.

"Nice job!" Lin Lixia's eyes gleamed with excitement, remembering a certain classic movie about a donkey kicking a Japanese devil.

"I'll give you some extra food when I get home!"

The donkey, who was licking the flour when he heard the extra meal, screamed "Aang Aang Aang" again in excitement.

Hearing the braying of the donkey, Shuanzi stepped up his legs in fright: "Brother Dao, what should I do?"

"Hit!" Lu Daobao stood firm while holding on to a tree on the side of the road. He gritted his teeth and looked at the donkey: "Shuanzi, if you beat me with a stick, I won't believe it. This donkey won't run away even after being beaten!"

"Hey!" Shuanzi responded, picked up the stick, and took a step forward. When he saw the donkey raising his head, he was so frightened that he stepped back: "Brother Dao, I'm afraid!"

Lu Daobao was so angry that he had black lines on his head, "Coward, you are just a human being, why are you afraid of two beasts?"

"Brother Dao, if you don't give in, won't you still be kicked by a donkey and be unable to get up?"

"Can't you see that the donkey is protecting its food?" Lu Daobao was so angry that he covered his head with one hand and his heart with the other: "Go around the donkey's butt and give it a break!"

"Yes!" Shuanzi finally got around the donkey's back.

When he looked up, he saw the Lin family father and daughter each picking up a stick and looking at him eagerly.

"Brother Dao, two against one, I'm afraid I can't win!"

"Pfft...!" Lu Daobao was so angry that he vomited blood and broke into the house instantly, "Coward, if you can't win, I'll kill your whole family!"

"Brother Dao!" Shuanzi's face was full of disbelief.

Lin Lixia saw the right opportunity, picked up the stick and hit Shuanzi on the arm.

"Clap!"

The stick in Shuanzi's hand fell to the ground.

The three people watching the battle from a distance had expressions of disbelief. Shuanzi's defeat was as unbelievable as being kicked in the balls by a donkey.

"I'll fight with you!" Shuanzi wailed and bumped into him like a crazy bison.

Without thinking, Lin Wenyao pushed his daughter away and hugged Shuanzi who bumped into her.

You grab my hair, I pull your ears, you clasp my eyes, I tear your mouth apart.

"..." Lin Lixia, who had sprained her feet, looked at the two rookies pecking each other, and her heart was filled with ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping.

Escape from the robbers.

The father who loves his daughter has never escaped.

How to do it?

The experience of bravely climbing into the canyon will definitely kill you while you are sick.

She endured the pain in her feet and held up the stick.

"Dad, get out of the way and let me come!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was the sound of horse hoofbeats in the distance.

Lin Lixia's heart tightened.

No!

Four people versus two, with helpers?

Hearing the sound of horse hooves, the donkey licking flour became even more nervous than Lin Lixia and screamed "arrogant".

"Yun Wuhen, ride faster, I seem to hear my sister's donkey braying."

A maroon horse appeared carrying Yun Wuhen and Luo Zisu.

Luo Zisu was so anxious that his voice broke: "Yun Wuhen, go and help!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Lin Lixia holding up a stick and hitting the robber on the crotch.

"Ah ah ah..."

The robbers' heart-rending cries scared Yun Wuhen and Luo Zisu, who had just dismounted, to shake their bodies and tighten their legs!

The donkey who was licking his noodles was frightened and kicked away the two robbers who had just stood up.

Yun Wuhen carried one to the east and one to the west, back and forth, throwing the four robbers together.

"Miss Lin, please bring the robber to justice?"

Lin Lixia used a stick to support the ground and stood firm: "They are the ones who set a trap for brother Zi Su."

"You know?" Lu Daobao's eyes widened in shock.

"Why are the people who set a trap for me chasing you?" Luo Zisu stepped forward and kicked Lu Daobao in the face.

"Okay, you set a trap for me, and you still hate my sister for breaking the situation. What do you want to do to my sister?"

"You must have no good intentions, Yun Wuhen, lend me your knife and I'll castrate them."

Yun Wuhen avoided Luo Zisu's move to grab his knife: "Luo Zisu, you are acting nonsense again. You don't want to go back to Beijing?"

Luo Zisu felt as if someone had pinched him seven inches, and he was like an eggplant beaten by frost: "Then we can't let them go!"

"Report it to the officials and ask them to investigate!" Lin Lixia limped over, leaning on a stick.

Staring at the money bags around the waists of the four robbers.

"Master Yun, my foot was injured by them, can I use their money as compensation?"

"Of course!" Luo Zisu quickly grabbed the money bag and stuffed it into Lin Lixia's hands.

"..." Yun Wuhen frowned, leaned down and put his ears to the ground, his face suddenly changed in shock.

"A cavalry is coming!"

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