Goddaughter CEO fishes for Qin Xun and Xia Ning

Jing Wu was stunned and stared at Qin Xun blankly.

Xia Ning slapped Qin Xun hard on the thigh, pushed him hard a few times, and scolded him.

"You're not sick, are you?"

"How could you ask such a presumptuous question?"

She turned to face Jingwu, clasped her hands together, bowed slightly, and spoke.

"Master Jingwu, I'm sorry."

"Qin Xun has an erratic personality and is always unrestrained with his words. I apologize to you on his behalf."

Master Jingwu clasped his hands together in return and spoke in a gentle voice.

"It doesn't matter."

Qin Xun heard him say "It's okay" and climbed up along the lever, and asked.

"Master Jingwu, let me ask you another question. Have you ever drunk alcohol?"

Jingwu nodded.

"Drinked."

Qin Xun laughed and asked again.

"Have you ever eaten meat?"

Jing Wu: “I have eaten.”

Qin Xun slapped the table lightly and laughed sarcastically.

"So he's a playboy monk?"

Jingwu sighed.

"I wasn't born a monk. Is it strange that I drank wine and ate meat?"

Qin Xun asked again.

"So do you still want to drink and eat meat now?"

Jingwu was silent for a moment and clasped his hands together.

"Guilty, sinful."

"I think about it sometimes, but I have never broken my vows."

Qin Xun really appreciated the monk's honesty. Contrary to what he had expected before he came here, this monk didn't seem to be too annoying.

He raised his glass to Jingwu and said.

"I toast to you!"

He drank it all in one gulp and brought the topic back to the topic and asked.

"Master Jingwu, um...are you a virgin?"

Xia Ning slammed the table and was about to teach Qin Xun a lesson, but he covered his mouth with his hands and could only make "mmmmm" sounds.

Jing Wu looked at Qin Xun quietly, almost blurting out a swear word, and said with his hands clasped together.

"Why do you ask me that?"

"Amitabha!"

Qin Xun refused to give in.

"So do you have one or not?"

Master Jingwu was so angry that he waved his sleeves and said in a slightly loud voice.

"no!"

Qin Xun didn't believe it.

"real or fake?"

Master Jingwu moved his body, turned sideways to face Qin Xun, and clasped his hands together.

"Monks don't lie."

Qin Xun showed a look of regret on his face.

"Big monk, your body is like a pile driver. Becoming a monk without a sex life is a lifelong regret."

"You know, the Buddha became a monk only after he had a child."

Jing Wu: “…”

He didn't want to talk anymore.

To discuss this kind of "Buddhism" with a scoundrel like Qin Xun would shorten one's life, destroy one's Buddhist heart, and bring about divine punishment.

Qin Xun released his hand that was covering Xia Ning's mouth, looked at Jing Wu who was silent, and asked.

"Master, I have one last question for you."

"Why did you become a monk?"

Jingwu seemed touched when he heard this, and looked out the window at the rockery.

His voice was low and full of reverie, and he spoke each word very slowly.

"That year... spring..."

Having said this, he paused and his eyes became distant.

Qin Xun couldn't help but answer.

"That spring, you cut a pound of peach blossoms?"

Jing Wu was slightly startled when he heard these poetic words, turned around, looked at Qin Xun and spoke seriously.

"That spring, I fell in love online... and was defrauded of 8,000 yuan."

"Later, I became disheartened and entered Buddhism by chance."

Qin Xun: "..."

"real or fake?"

Jingwu: "Amitabha, when you leave home, do not tell lies."

Qin Xun suppressed his laughter, turned to look at Xia Ning and raised his eyebrows.

"It turns out that this world is a huge dog-licking arena."

Xia Ning glared and didn't want to pay attention to him.

Niu Xiaojun couldn't help but burst into laughter like thunder and made a goose laugh.

“Ahahahahahahahahahaha…”

Jingwu shook his head, took out a bank card from his pocket and put it on the table.

He closed his eyes, moved the Buddhist beads with his hands in front of his chest, didn't want to pay attention to anyone, and even had the urge to hide in the mountains to practice meditation.

He always thought that the foot of the mountain was not that scary until he met Qin Xun.

Qin Xun looked at the card, thought about it, and put it away.

This is a good monk and he really doesn't like money.

Next time I go to the club and find two technicians to use the beauty trap, and the gifts you give must touch the other person's heart.

Soon.

The door opened.

Old Man Niu came in and placed a long painting box about seventy to eighty centimeters long in front of Qin Xun's desk and said.

"Master Qin, after much searching, I found that this painting is worth about the same as your fan."

"Neither of us loses out."

How could Qin Xun dare to accept it? He and Xia Ning tried to refuse it for a while, but they couldn't refuse either, so they had to let Xia Ning take it.

Old Man Niu sat down and asked when he saw Jingwu opened his eyes.

"Two masters, did you gain any insights from your discussion of Buddhism just now? Would you be willing to share them with me?"

Jingwu seemed to want to say something but hesitated, and moved his Buddhist beads without wanting to speak.

Qin Xun thought about it and said with a smile.

"I learned a truth from Master Jingwu's life experience."

"Heaven and earth are not benevolent, they treat all things as... straw dogs"

The voice just fell.

Niu Xiaojun laughed.

“Ahahahahahahahahahaha…”

Old Man Niu was completely confused.

A real monk discussed Buddhism with a fake monk, and at the end one of them said a famous Taoist saying. What's so funny?

……

The luncheon is over.

Old Man Niu exchanged greetings with Qin Xun and then sent Qin Xun and Xia Ning to the gate of the courtyard.

Niu Xiaojun insisted on giving him a ride a little longer, and Old Man Niu did not stop him.

Watching the three commercial vehicles disappear from sight, Old Man Niu turned to look at Jing Wu and asked.

"Master Jingwu, what do you think of Qin Xun?"

Jingwu recalled today's experience from beginning to end and answered truthfully.

"Qin Xun has all the qualities of a liar, and he used all his tricks on you today."

"But I cannot explain why the toilet seat has such magical effects, nor can I see where the Buddha's light behind his head in the grove came from."

"So... I don't know."

Old Man Niu nodded slightly, turned to look in the direction where the business car disappeared, and spoke slowly.

"Actually, I think he's a... liar."

“But I have to believe it.”

Jingwu shouted the Buddha's name, raised his eyes to look at his forehead, but still could not see the sausage-like scar on it, so he sighed.

"I understand. I understand."

In a business car.

Qin Xun looked at Niu Xiaojun who was sitting in the passenger seat and asked.

"Your grandfather asked you to see us off, so you don't have to be so honest as to send us home, right?"

Niu Xiaojun turned his head and snorted coldly.

"I'm afraid I'll be punished to kneel in the temple again, so I'm going to go to Grandpa Wu Yu's house with you to have some fun."

She stretched out her hand and pushed Xia Ning, snorting coldly.

"I'm sleeping with Wu Yu tonight."

"I used to be best friends with both of you, but ever since you were taken away by that bastard, I've been best friends with Wu Yutian."

Xia Ning shook his head.

"childish!"

Niu Xiaojun is sarcastic.

"Oh my, she is indeed a woman with sexual experience. She is more mature than Jingwu the bald guy!"

Xia Ning: "!!!"

She clenched her fists, and veins were visible on the back of her hands.

Qin Xun sensed danger, quietly moved his butt to the corner, pressed against the car door, and turned to look out the window.

Ami... Damn it!