He was caught fishing at work, and he dragged the female CEO into the water with Qin Xun and Xia Nin

Chapter 801: The remnants of the old era, the new era has no ship to carry you

Hearing that Sun Yangxu was becoming more and more skilled in being fooled, Qiao Lele's expression immediately changed, and a seriousness emerged from his simple and honest manner.

She said this while making a gesture of washing the colon.

"It was during the cleaning process that I left a part behind."

After saying that, she looked at Sun Yangxu and said immediately.

"Teacher Sun, why don't you ask me whether it was intentional or accidental?"

Sun Yangxu had a smile on his face.

Since Qiao Lele and Qin Xun both admire me so much, I'll give them some face and follow their pace!

Although other people at the scene may find this conversation strange, the program can be edited later, and the shot of Qiao Lele guiding his own questioning can be cut out.

He asked with a smile on his face, looking at Qiao Lele.

"Was it intentional or accidental?"

Qiao Lele puffed out her chest and raised her head, saying with a proud look on her face.

"It's intentional!"

Sun Yangxu waited for a moment and saw that Qiao Lele stopped talking. He knew that he had completed Qin Xun's script, but he didn't know what the explosive point of this conversation was.

After all, Qin Xun started out with short videos and cannot grasp the rhythm of traditional programs.

This time, he was probably going to fail!

Sun Yangxu lowered his head and began to taste the food. Thinking of the smelly scene just now, he was still a little alert. He picked up the knife and fork, cut a small piece from the edge of a large intestine and put it in his mouth.

Suddenly, a strong smell of feces exploded in my mouth.

The strong and indissoluble smell, as sticky as snot, made him feel like he had blocked the diarrheal butt of a sow with his mouth.

He was so nauseated that he almost vomited out the breakfast he had in his previous life.

Sun Yangxu had large intestine in his mouth and reached out for tissue in a hurry, but found nothing.

When I turned around, I found that the tissue box was gone. Then I remembered that Yang Shulin had just taken it away.

Damn, I knew it wasn't tasty!

I didn’t expect it to taste so bad!

This is shit!

This is absolutely shit!

This guy Yang Shulin didn’t even remind me!

Is Qin Xun trying to mess with me?

Sun Yangxu turned to look at Qiao Lele, his face was distorted with anger, his chest heaving, and he tried hard to suppress the ten thousand dirty words in his heart.

He wanted to spit it out, but he saw cameras, a dozen contestants and dozens of staff waiting not far away.

He suppressed his nausea and held the large intestine in his mouth, remaining elegant and maintaining his persona.

suddenly.

He found that Qiao Lele was staring at him seriously and spoke to him in a low voice.

"Teacher Sun, Master Qin asked me to bring you a few words."

Sun Yangxu frowned slightly, feeling something was wrong.

Qiao Lele imitated Qin Xun's tone, and her voice was suddenly filled with oppression.

"The first thing to say is, swallow it."

"Teacher Sun, it's shameful to waste food."

"Please swallow it!"

Sun Yangxu was stunned, his lips trembling slightly, and he was finally 100% sure that he had fallen into a trap.

He turned his head to look in the direction of Qin Xun, and found that there was no trace of Qin Xun there.

Only the support board that read "Teacher Sun, I love you" was thrown on the ground.

Sun Yangxu skillfully flipped his tongue and pressed the shit in his mouth, no, the large intestine, under his tongue.

He looked at Qiao Lele viciously and asked.

"What exactly do you want to do?"

When Qiao Lele saw Sun Yangxu's ferocious eyes, she did not feel the fear she had felt when she was insulted in his office. Instead, she felt a sense of pleasure of revenge.

She took a deep breath and continued.

"The second thing Mr. Qin asked me to tell you is that if you try to sign someone else's face again, he will stick the signature pen into your anus."

When Sun Yangxu heard this, her anus suddenly tightened.

He knew that Qiao Lele had betrayed him, and he suddenly raised his hand and wanted to slap Qiao Lele.

But I found that a group of contestants were whispering not far away, as if they had discovered something was wrong here.

He quickly controlled his expression, making himself look less fierce, and even smiled.

A lifetime of good reputation cannot be ruined by a mouthful of shit.

Sun Yangxu quickly raised his hand and slowly lowered it, gently stroking Qiao Lele's ear, like a kind elder comforting a child.

"You're fine."

After saying that, he turned around to leave, but heard Qiao Lele speak again.

"Teacher Sun, Master Qin has a third sentence for you."

Sun Yangxu turned his head and glanced at Qiao Lele, only to see the usual expression of Qin Xun appearing on her face. Only then did he realize that this extra was actually an excellent actor.

Qiao Lele said in a deep voice.

"Master Qin said..."

"The remnants of the old era, the new era no longer has the ship to carry you."

"You're not as good as him in marketing programs."

"You're not as good as him when it comes to selling goods."

Sun Yangxu snorted coldly and walked away.

Qiao Lele looked at Sun Yangxu's back as he quickly left, and the knot in her heart that had been suppressed for many years seemed to be untied in an instant.

It turns out that what Master Qin said to encourage me before the game was right.

We all have a miserable life, who is nobler than who?

If there is a grudge, it must be avenged immediately!

Take a step back and get breast hyperplasia, and endure for a while and get ovarian cysts.

He provokes you and you feed him shit. Does he really dare to beat you to death?

Sun Yangxu returned to the judges' seat, and Zhang Xiaodou went downstairs to try the dishes.

Sun Yangxu turned around and looked at Yang Shulin who was wiping his mouth with a box of tissues. He was so angry that he said in a cold voice.

"Teacher Yang, why did you take away all the tissue boxes? Don't others want to use them?"

Yang Shulin frowned, waved his hand and said.

"Disgusting, so disgusting!"

"You just said that Qin Xun prepared a special surprise for you. I am still waiting to benefit from your help."

"I didn't expect that, thanks to you, I would suffer such an unexpected disaster."

Sun Yangxu was choked and speechless.

Yang Shulin is a simple-minded man with strong limbs. He doesn't speak in a roundabout way, unlike Qin Xun, who has strong limbs, an even stronger mind, and a small and bad heart.

Suddenly, he saw Yang Shulin turn his head and stare at him with wide eyes.

"Teacher Sun, did you swallow it?"

"Why does your mouth stink so bad?"

Sun Yangxu was so angry that he wanted to curse. His tongue flipped in his mouth and hooked out a small piece of fat intestine. He took a tissue from the tissue box in Yang Shulin's arms, covered his mouth and spit it out.

He said viciously.

"I did not eat!"

But he found that Yang Shulin was staring at him in a daze, and there was a hint of admiration in his eyes.

He couldn't help feeling strange, and was about to ask the reason when he saw Yang Shulin giving a thumbs up and exclaiming.

"Teacher Sun, I respect you as a man."

"You held pig shit in your mouth for so long!"

After a pause, he said again.

"Might as well swallow it!"

"It will stink for a while after you swallow it. Your mouth is already pickled with flavor."

Sun Yangxu was petrified.

For a moment, he felt that what the big fool said made a lot of sense, and he was speechless.

suddenly.

There was a sound of footsteps.

Sun Yangxu turned his head and saw Zhang Xiaodou with a cold face, looking at him and whispering.

"Teacher Sun, why didn't you tell me there was feces in the large intestine?"

Sun Yangxu was stunned and pointed the finger at Yang Shulin.

"Teacher Yang, why didn't you tell me there was shit in the large intestine?"

Yang Shulin saw that both of them were looking at him with blaming eyes, feeling extremely aggrieved, and said anxiously.

"If I knew there was shit in it, would I be able to swallow it?!!!"

“I eat the most!”

“I am the biggest victim!”

Sun Yangxu and Zhang Xiaodou looked at the tissue box in Yang Shulin's hand without saying a word.

Forget it, everyone is dirty today.

No one is cleaner than anyone else!

……

Next, it was the turn of the three judges to score Qiao Lele and say yes or no.

Qiao Lele slowly walked to the front of the judges' seats.


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