He was caught fishing at work, and he dragged the female CEO into the water with Qin Xun and Xia Nin

I don’t know how long it took.

Qin Xun opened his eyes and saw two cups of milk tea in front of him in a daze. He immediately woke up, sat up, and looked around the office.

I found Xia Ning sitting quietly on the sofa, playing with his cell phone with his head down.

Qin Xun was startled and was about to shout, but then he noticed Xia Ning's dress. He immediately closed his mouth and looked at her carefully.

Xia Ning was wearing a light blue shirt with the top button unbuttoned, revealing a hint of whiteness on her collarbone and neck.

She was wearing an off-white knee-length skirt. The fabric did not look soft but rather tough, probably made of cotton and linen.

Qin Xun had never seen this set of clothes before. It should have been bought by Xia Ning during a business trip.

It was just an ordinary set of clothes, but it made him so angry.

Qin Xun stared blankly, and two little people quarreling popped up in his mind.

A villain said: "Food and sex are human nature, and they are the greatest desires of human beings. They cannot be suppressed for long."

Another little man said: "That's right!"

Suddenly, he saw Xia Ning turn his head and look at him, a beautiful smile appeared on his face, and he called out softly.

"Qin Xun, are you awake?"

She pointed at the table and continued.

"I brought you a new product from Dudu Tea, please try it."

Qin Xun turned his head and looked at the two cups of milk tea on the table. He felt a little moved and ashamed of his dirty thoughts just now.

"Ningning, you are so thoughtful to bring it back to Haicheng from the Magic City."

But I saw Xia Ning smiling and shaking his head.

"You can't bring milk tea on the plane, so I bought it on the street next door."

Qin Xun was startled.

It seems that my guilt just now was unnecessary. This kind of woman who likes to play tricks on people should be severely punished.

suddenly.

He heard Xia Ning say again.

"Qin Xun, have you been under a lot of pressure these past two days?"

"Why were you talking in your sleep?"

Qin Xun was stunned, and after thinking about it carefully, he felt a little dizzy.

I did have a very long dream just now, but I have forgotten most of what I dreamed about.

The only thing I remember was that there was a golden rain falling from the sky, and the rain fell on the ground like mud spots. When I looked down carefully, I found that they were actually shit cakes that looked like Wangzai buns.

Yellow and golden!

Qin Xun looked at Xia Ning and asked.

"Ningning, I...what did I just say?"

Qin Xun stared at Xia Ning's face and found a hint of inexplicable shyness in her eyes, and couldn't help feeling puzzled.

Xia Ning said with a smile.

"You said...Oh my god, this thing looks so delicious!"

“My mouth is watering!”

"I smelled it again. Oh my god, it's too strong!"

“This tastes really good!”

After hearing this, Qin Xun thought of the shitty ideas in his dream and his face became embarrassed.

Worthy!

Could it be that because my fans call themselves "stray dogs" that it indirectly affects my dreams and makes my taste unique?

suddenly.

He heard Xia Ning ask again.

"Qin Xun, so... did you dream about me?"

"Creamy and delicious?"

Qin Xun was startled, looked at Xia Ning with a smile on his face, hesitated for a moment, and said.

"also!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xia Ning sounded somewhat dissatisfied.

"If it is, it is, if it is not, it is not."

"A real man should dare to do and take responsibility. What does it mean?"

Qin Xun looked at Xia Ning, thought of the shitty ideas in his dream, and sighed in his heart.

Why do you, a cool and arrogant lady, have to be jealous of Shidianzi?

How presumptuous!

Xia Ning felt helpless when she saw Qin Xun didn't say anything.

Straight men are indeed straight men. They feel that they become as lowly as dogs when they dream about women. They really have no self-esteem.

She looked at Qin Xun, her tone became a little cold, and she spoke again.

"You said a lot more afterwards, very quickly, in a jumbled manner. What on earth did you dream about?"

Qin Xun felt a little guilty when he saw Xia Ning's expression.

Did she hear me having a wet dream?

Did I not shout “Yikuyikuyamedie” in my dream?

Wouldn’t my reputation be ruined then?

Qin Xun asked.

"What did I say?"

Xia Ning replied.

"You speak in a confused and vague way, with all sorts of gibberish."

"I can't hear you very well."

Qin Xun breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.

But then he saw Xia Ning pick up the phone and operate it for a while, then said.

"But I recorded it. You can listen to it yourself. Maybe you can understand it."

After saying that, she started playing it.

Qin Xun could only hear his own voice coming from the phone.

"After eating salty...fried tofu...let's have a...hot pot, two plates of pork...Master Yang, your sweet and sour pork tenderloin is too thick, it makes a lot of noise."

"No tiger, no oil... Who the hell said my food was too salty!"

Qin Xun could only hear himself mumbling a few words, but he understood them clearly.

These are some of the classic lines about cooking that were popular on Douyin when they were on Earth.

He raised his hands and rubbed his temples.

Oh... I love working so much that I even dream about being the marketing planner for that crappy food show.

Suddenly, he heard Xia Ning ask softly.

"Can you understand it yourself?"

"What kind of dream did you have? Who said the food you cooked was too salty?"

"What exactly do you cook?"

Qin Xun raised his head and looked at Xia Ning who was looking puzzled, and smiled.

"There's no point in saying these random words. If you're willing to listen, I'll tell you again."

He saw Xia Ning turned around and faced him with a scrutinizing look on his face.

Qin Xun spoke at a very fast pace.

"After eating pickles and rolled tofu, the emperor is not as good as me."

"A free hot pot and two plates of lamb."

"Master Yang, the filling of your sweet and sour pork tenderloin is too thick, it affects the crispness."

"There's no braised shrimp oil!"

“Who the hell said my food was salty!!!”

After listening to this, Xia Ning was stunned for a long time, then shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"It's really a mess, there's no logic."

"Why do you have such a dream?"

Qin Xun explained.

"I've been so bored in the past month that I wanted to find something to do, so I went through my work emails and found a marketing opportunity for a food show."

"It just so happens that I have several ready-made plans, so I thought of taking on this case and doing it myself."

As he spoke, he sighed and imitated the tone of his grandfather.

"I've been a hard-working person all my life, but now that I'm idle, I feel uncomfortable all over!"

Xia Ning looked at the smug Qin Xun with a look of disbelief.

"Then I have wronged you before?"

"A slacker."

Qin Xun was happier to hear the honorific "Mo Yu Guai" than being called "Emperor Huang Tian" by others, and he said calmly.

"Slacking off, slacking off, that's also based on work."

"I don't even have a job, what am I touching?"

As he spoke, his eyes turned aggressive as he looked at Xia Ning, scanning her body from top to bottom.

Xia Ning felt very uncomfortable being stared at, so she quietly squeezed her legs together, knowing what he wanted to touch.

Maybe he just wanted to touch himself!

She quickly lowered her head, took out her cell phone and checked her mailbox for the case regarding the food show, trying to change the subject.

Qin Xun snorted coldly when he saw her like this, and subconsciously reached out to touch the two cups of milk tea, and found that one was iced and the other was hot.

His eyes sparkled.

Hey!

This sister is pretending to be pure!

A cup of iced milk tea and a cup of hot milk tea!

Two heavens of ice and fire!

This is not just a hint, it's a clear statement!

Qin Xun stood up with a cup of milk tea in each hand, walked towards Xia Ning who was sitting on the sofa with a smile, and said.

"Xiao Xia Ning, how dare you call me a lazy person and question my character? Let me see how I punish you now."