He was caught fishing at work, and he dragged the female CEO into the water with Qin Xun and Xia Nin

Just talking.

Xia Ning came over, and Xu Luoluo immediately handed over the bowls and chopsticks.

What I had tonight was red fat sausage, fish-flavored shredded pork, roasted tofu with green onions, and seaweed and egg soup.

Xia Ning picked up a chopstick and put the sausage in the bowl.

She rarely eats fat intestines, but she can eat them and finds them delicious, but she won't tell others.

Qin Xun glanced at Xia Ning and saw her cold expression, so he did not dare to talk to her.

After all, a person who doesn't like naps will be a little annoyed when he takes two naps.

Qin Xun opened Xu Luoluo's Douyin.

The pinned video has the same copywriting and pictures as in the Moments, but it is accompanied by the more popular BGM.

It's the song "The magic of love goes round and round, I miss you and my heart is filled with joy, night and day..."

Xu Luoluo looked a little excited and said.

"Mr. Qin, look, this Douyin has more than 100,000 views in just one afternoon."

"2 likes and more than comments!"

The more she talked, the more excited she became.

"It gained more than 10,000 followers in one afternoon."

When Xu Luoluo saw the skyrocketing number of fans, he felt a little unrealistic.

She initially only had more than 200 fans, which she only gained after playing Douyin for half a year.

The number of fans in their dormitory is only 12,000. They are all "little brothers" who have accumulated many videos of acting coquettishly and cutely.

My roommate's private messages every day are filled with harassing messages such as "Are you going to make a date?" "I'll give you 10,000 a month" and "Sister, do you like uncle?"

And with the help of a photo of Qin Xun and a copy provided by her, she gained 12,000 followers in one afternoon.

Most of the private messages contained envious words such as "I want autographed photos and I'll give you money", "Can you take photos of Qin Xun's chest?" "Are you still hiring?"

Qin Xun glanced at the excited Xu Luoluo, didn't say anything, and clicked on the comment area.

I found that the comments from netizens were much more cheerful and shameless than those in the circle of friends.

The comments with the most likes at the top are still envious of Xu Luoluo.

[Sister, being Qin Xun’s assistant is a very dangerous job. You are still young and can’t grasp it. Let your sister do it. She has just passed her sixtieth birthday. 】

[Did you learn anything extraordinary from Qin Xun? 】

[If I were allowed to become Qin Xun’s assistant, I would be willing to sleep with him every day! 】

[What kind of sea cucumber, abalone, shark fin and bird's nest? It’s all fun and the dogs won’t eat it! Chili bibimbap is the way to go! 】

[They are all interns, why do you directly step into the pinnacle of life? 】

[Where is the entrance to job hunting? 】

[Does your canteen still hire cook aunties? 】

……

Qin Xun turned down the page.

The netizens below are probably not his avid fans, and their attention is finally focused on the copywriting.

[Sure enough, if you stay with Qin Xun for a long time, you will get seriously ill. Can you see if this copy could be written by a human? 】

【Help! SOS! Why do you want me to see this kind of thing? 】

[What does yyds mean? Grandpa’s shit? Single forever? Hard shit? 】

【Jue Juezi? What a cerebral palsy! 】

[Storm inhalation? You think you are a monster! 】

[What is a day in the life of a fugitive princess? Those who are on the run are called wanted criminals, okay? Speechless! 】

[Sister, fall in love with me. My mental illness is worse than Qin Xun thought. We are just right for each other. 】

【Go take a bath today!

The technicians at this bath center are really yyds, and the cigarettes bought in the supermarket next door are also top notch.

I inhaled like a storm so that I could get a chop.

I also saw a common woman on the road. She drank too much and drank too much. She was so arrogant!

Today is also a day when my buddy and I are on the run from a gangster! 】

……

Qin Xun laughed when he saw these comments, especially the comment about "a gangster on the run".

Some people have already followed suit, and Pandora's box has been opened.

Innocent, kind-hearted and honest netizens, wait for the destruction of the fairy world!

In his previous life, Qin Xun knew how many girls "Bao Feng Sui", "Jue Jue Zi" and "Stomping Jiojio" had been copied and pasted on the Internet, and how many people's nerves had been attacked.

I have been traumatized twice by many men in a strange way.

Even Douyin released a "Disney Princess on the Run" special effect at the time.

Those were the years when dog licking was rampant and the spirit of immortality was high.

Qin Xun put down his phone and sneered.

The hardships I have endured cannot be tolerated by anyone in this world.

I want to exchange your mental torture for my soaring fishing value.

……

Qin Xun closed his eyes and brought up the system panel.

[Fishing value:]

[You need some fishing points for the next draw. 】

The fishing value has increased by more than 100 million since the last time I checked.

There's something going on!

There's a lot going on!

Sure enough, short videos are my main battlefield. I did a small hot search on it, but the value increased so much in just a few hours.

If we keep doing this, the next lottery draw will be just around the corner.

This heat must be maintained.

Qin Xun opened his eyes and found two women staring at him with puzzled faces. He said with a sullen face.

"What are you looking at?"

"Are there flowers on my face?"

Xia Ning shook his head slightly, put a piece of sausage into his mouth, and said vaguely.

"This wisecrack is very embarrassing."

Qin Xun: "..."

Xu Luoluo smiled and hurriedly lowered his head to eat. Taking one bite, his whole body was filled with happiness.

Wow, delicious!

Is this really fake?

suddenly.

She heard Qin Xun's voice.

"Xu Luoluo, let me tell you a few strange sayings from the little fairy. Remember them. When the time comes, you can post them to Moments, Douyin, or use them in the comment area."

"We must maintain the popularity of this kind of idiotic copywriting."

Xu Luoluo chewed the food a few times and swallowed it. He immediately took out his mobile phone with a serious look on his face.

"Okay, Mr. Qin. Tell me!"

Xia Ning raised his head, glanced at Qin Xun, chewing the food gently in his mouth, guessing that the copy he edited just now had become popular on Douyin, and wanted to strike while the iron was hot.

She didn't disturb him and looked at Qin Xun quietly.

After all, men who work hard are the most handsome.

Qin Xun began to speak.

"Don't lift my skirt, lift me."

Xia Ning: "???"

What is this?

Whose skirt are you lifting?

Xu Luoluo was startled and forgot to record it in the memo.

Qin Xun kept talking.

"I want to put a prohibition on cuteness on your forehead."

"In the name of the princess, I sentence you to life imprisonment for loving me."

……

Xia Ning couldn't stand it anymore.

This guy talks about love from a man's point of view, like "I think you've eaten shit", and tells jokes like "gorillas bang their breasts when they're angry."

But why are the strange quotes from a woman’s perspective so charming?

If a woman is good-looking enough and says these words to boys, then she shouldn't hold them to her heart's content?

Is this guy also naturally charming?

A master of cross-dressing?

……

at this time.

Xia Ning heard Qin Xun's calm voice and continued.

"I want to live in my brother's fish pond and break through my brother's heart."

"My latest wish is to sleep with my eyes closed and see you when I open them."

"You have your boyfriend, and I have my little brother. He's not very handsome, but he's a lot."

"Hmph, I don't want to be a wronged ghost, I want to be someone else's little baby."

"I don't have a house, a car, or money, but I'm sexy!"

When Xia Ning heard Qin Xun, a grown man, say such words that only a slutty man could say, he felt that the food in his hands was no longer so fragrant, goosebumps appeared on his arms, and he said coldly.

"Qin Xun, don't you just want to show off your wealth?"

"Do you really want to use these words as your video copy?"

"Are you shameless?"

Qin Xun was startled, looked at Xia Ning quietly, and uttered a word in confusion.

"Face?"