He was caught fishing at work, and he dragged the female CEO into the water with Qin Xun and Xia Nin

Many netizens flocked to the Douyin homepage of psychological counselor Xu Chao.

A video of less than two minutes was discovered.

In the video.

In a simply furnished office.

Internet celebrity psychological counselor and Internet celebrity godfather Qin Xun sit opposite each other across a desk.

Behind Qin Xun stood Xia Ning, a domineering female CEO, and Liu Jiannan, a woman disguised as a man and wearing a breastless body.

The conversation between the two begins.

A critical hit at the beginning.

Qin Xun clenched his hands into fists and spoke urgently.

"Dr. Xu, I want to issue a mental illness certificate."

Xu Chao showed a trace of surprise on his face, picked up the pen and scratched on the paper, and spoke unhurriedly.

"Mr. Qin, a mental illness certificate cannot be issued just because you want it. It requires professional testing by a professional hospital."

"The psychological consultation room cannot provide the service of issuing a mental illness certificate."

When Qin Xun heard this, he suddenly seemed a little disappointed, looked at Xu Chao and said slowly.

"Then I'm in the wrong place?"

He turned to look at Xia Ning.

"Then we transfer to another hospital."

Xu Chao sat up a little straighter and raised his voice.

"Mr. Qin, please don't worry."

"Why do you think there's something wrong with you mentally?"

"I see that your complexion and conversation are all fine!"

"I think you're quite normal."

Qin Xunhui said: "That may be because your level is not good enough."

Xu Chao: "..."

"I have a PhD in psychology and 15 years of work experience."

"Mr. Qin, please believe in my ability."

Qin Xun looked at Xu Chao, hesitated, and said softly.

"Then give it a try?"

Xu Chao nodded.

This video ends here, it says at the end.

[To be continued, the next video will be released at 8: pm. 】

Netizens were discussing it in the comment section.

【I lost it! A psychological consultation needs to be released in several videos. This Xu Chao wants to break Qin Xun's bones and suck out his marrow, licking up all the flow from his body! 】

[Why does he want to issue a certificate so much? 】

[To prove that he is mentally ill can prove that he is mentally ill! 】

[Is the pressure from Kato Ohki so great? 】

【Want to use jade syndrome to avoid the competition? If so, I really look down on him! 】

[At most, he was beaten to shit. What is he cowardly about? 】

【Fuck! I bought all the tickets, don’t mess with me! 】

……

eight thirty.

The second video was released on time.

Netizens flocked to the homepage of psychological counselor Xu Chao, and many people directly clicked on it to facilitate search.

In just half an hour, he gained 3 followers.

Xu Chao's homepage, second video.

in the office.

Xu Chao asked with a smile on his face, looking at Qin Xun in front of him.

"Mr. Qin, why do you think there is something wrong with your mental state?"

"Is it because of the pressure of the competition that you haven't slept well recently?"

Qin Xun turned to look at Xia Ning.

"I had a great sleep last night!"

Xia Ning: "..."

Xu Chao pretended not to see it and continued to ask.

"Is the food not delicious?"

Qin Xun replied.

"My diet has been a bit irregular recently. I ate three large bowls of rice last night."

Xu Chao was a little surprised.

"Do you always have such a big appetite when you're stressed?"

"How much do you usually eat?"

Qin Xun: "One bowl."

Xu Chao: "..."

There was a hint of being fooled on his face, and he was silent for a moment before showing a gentle smile again.

"Mr. Qin, you sleep well and eat well."

"Speaks fluently, has an active mind, and can also joke with me."

"It looks normal no matter how you look at it. Why do you suspect that there is something wrong with your mind?"

Qin Xun lowered his head and was silent for a long time. He slowly raised his head with a trace of panic in his expression.

"I've been thinking about some weird questions lately."

“These questions have been lingering in my mind.”

"A lot of times, I feel like... I'm a philosopher."

Xu Chao leaned forward towards Qin Xun, got closer to him, and asked in a deep voice.

"Can you please tell me?"

"Would you like to share with us the philosophical issues you are thinking about?"

Qin Xun fell silent, his eyes gradually became distracted, and a dull feeling gradually appeared on his face.

It's like entering another world.

30 seconds passed.

But it feels like a century has passed.

Xu Chao stared at Qin Xun's expression, clenching his hands unconsciously, his face solemn with a hint of expectation.

Qin Xun suddenly smiled.

"OK."

……

The video ends here.

At the end, it is announced that the next video will be released at 9 o'clock.

Netizens are not happy!

【Wori! I just saw some meaning, why don't you show it? 】

[Isn’t Qin Xun very energetic? He even kept the psychiatrist in a daze. 】

[Looking at Qin Xun’s dazed look just now, he really looked a bit like a philosopher! 】

【Is this like it? I think his expression resembles that of a village guard. 】

[The lyrics he wrote are so beautiful, they must be the result of a lot of brainstorming and accumulation over time. Really been waiting! 】

【ah! He looks so melancholy in a daze! Feeling sorry...hug! 】

……

9 points.

The video arrived as promised.

in the office.

Xu Chao leaned forward and looked at Qin Xun expectantly.

"Mr. Qin, what philosophical issues have you been thinking about these days?"

Qin Xun smiled lightly and said.

"I...think a lot."

Xu Chao smiled and gave him an encouraging look.

Qin Xun spoke slowly.

"I'm thinking……"

"Since the prisons are full of prisoners, why don't the police go directly to the prisons to arrest the prisoners?"

Xu Chao: "???"

Qin Xun continued.

"Is it a foul to drink all the water and run straight away during a swimming competition?"

The smile on Xu Chao's face disappeared.

Qin Xun's voice was still calm and unhurried.

"The Chinese New Year characters "福" must be pasted upside down, so why not produce upside-down "福" characters!"

Xu Chao sat up straight and looked at Qin Xun with narrowed eyes, a question mark on his face.

Qin Xun smiled, but did not let him go and continued.

"Who would have thought that a 16-year-old girl was just a 4-year-old girl four years ago?"

Xu Chao: "!!!"

Qin Xun's voice was still gentle, but it had become a demonic sound in Xu Chao's ears.

Still outputting firepower.

"I've found that men usually end up marrying their wives."

"Boiling water can sterilize, so if you pour the boiling water into tap water, you can drink tap water directly."

"If I die now, I won't have to die later."

Xu Chao listened patiently and politely without interrupting, but his brows were already furrowed into the character "Chuan".

"Mr. Qin, do you call these philosophical questions?"

Qin Xun looked at Xu Chao, smiled, then lowered his head and remained silent.

After a while, he raised his head and said.

"That's the early stage, later..."

"I unexpectedly came up with some insights into life. At that time, I discovered..."

"My condition seems to be getting worse."

Xu Chao looked at Qin Xun and hesitated to speak. In the end, his professionalism overcame the nausea in his heart and he asked with a smile.

"Then would you like to share your insights on life?"

……

The video ends and the next video will be released at 9: pm.

In the comment area, netizens were driven crazy by Qin Xun's retarded remarks.