I really don’t want to be reborn

Zhao Zhuoyue's expression immediately turned pale as if he had eaten a weight.

The atmosphere in the dormitory suddenly became cold, and everyone didn't know how to answer the conversation for a while.

It was finally time to test their emotional intelligence, but all these people shut up.

When something like this happens, Zheng Wan has to step forward after all.

"Old Zhao, we can use the mobile phone ourselves without having to take it out specially. We are all brothers, so it's a bit bad."

"Lao Cheng, others bought them from their families. When we make money in the future, we will buy one too. There is no need to hate him."

"Anyway, the six of us are in the same dormitory. We will have to stay together for three or four years in the future. Don't make us unhappy over trivial matters."

The first paragraph is for Zhao Zhuoyue, the second paragraph is for Cheng Dong, and the third paragraph is for everyone to listen.

The key point is that Zheng Wan also controlled his tone very well, without any bias or derogatory meaning, and everyone couldn't get bored after listening to it.

After finishing speaking, Zheng Wan immediately changed the topic: "By the way, it's almost lunch time. What are you guys going to eat? Should we meet in the school cafeteria, or go out for a date?"

The topic was opened and everyone went down the stairs.

Ji Dahai said: "Why don't we go out and have sex? It would be great if we can have some for the first meal!"

Cui Ruyi also nodded: "I don't have any classes today, so it would be best if we can schedule it accordingly."

Zhao Zhuoyue said: "There is a barbecue stall outside the school. My cousin and I used to come here to eat. It tastes really good!"

Zheng Wan asked: "Okay, how about that barbecue stall, brothers?"

Everyone didn't have much objection, and after everyone cleaned up briefly, the group of six people left the dormitory aggressively.

It's just over 200 meters away from the school gate. Although it's only after six o'clock, there are already six or seven tables at the barbecue stall, which is really lively.

Soon the barbecue and dishes were served, and everyone tasted them and agreed they tasted good.

Ji Dahai, who had an afro, said: "Good job, brothers! This is the advantage of having a local in the dormitory. If you put it in other dormitories, you will probably have to step on the thunder many times."

"That's right, if anything happens in Hecheng, just come to me!" Zhao Zhuoyue started to show off again.

The barbecue restaurant is right on the side of the road, and there are good-looking seniors walking around from time to time.

After two cups of horse urine fell into his stomach, Ji Dahai, who called himself a 'gangster', immediately drifted away. When he saw a beautiful and single senior passing by on the roadside, he stuffed two fingers into his mouth and blew a loud whistle.

When the senior looked over, Ji Dahai shouted: "Senior, have you eaten yet? Let's sit down and have a meal together."

The Mongolian boy Cheng Dong, who was covered in tendon flesh, spoke again: "Second brother, be careful of getting beaten like this."

Ji Dahai chuckled: "Come on, let's fight. Although I am a bit of a hooligan by whistling, whistling is not considered a hooligan legally. But if anyone really beats me, then legally I will be the victim. Let's not say whether I can be beaten. Pass me, but if you really want to beat me, you can’t leave without 5000 yuan.”

"Cattle!"

"Cattle!"

Cui Ruyi and Zhao Zhuoyue gave them a thumbs up. They called themselves 'bums who love learning', and they really didn't mean it.

In this world, reckless people are not to be feared, but educated hooligans are the most terrifying.

Seeing Ji Dahai pretending to be away, the boss Zhao Zhuo rolled his eyes and asked: "Old Ji, have you ever had a girlfriend?"

Ji Dahai's expression suddenly tightened: "No more, no more, just two, but I worked hard in class during my senior year and didn't talk about it anymore."

"Three is really not many." Zhao Zhuoyue picked up the wine and drank a glass, and then said with a serious face: "Old Ji, your way of playing hooligans in junior high and high schools is very lethal to little girls who have never been exposed to the world. . But you have to understand that we are now in a 985 university, and the girls who can come here are from superior families or have high moral standards. If you do this, the truly outstanding ones will look down on you."

As expected of a native of Hecheng, Zhao Zhuoyue hit the mark.Ji Dahai also immediately showed a look of asking for advice.

Zhao Zhuoyue turned on the show-off mode again: "I dare not say anything else. When it comes to picking up girls and falling in love, I should be considered an expert in our dormitory! Throughout high school, I dated 6 people, and there were more people chasing me, but I Neither agreed."

"I rely on truth and lies."

"Brother Zhao is awesome."

Cui Ruyi and Ji Dahai looked surprised, and Wang Chao, the introverted third child, raised his head and looked at Zhao Zhuoyue with a starry face.

Zhao Zhuoyue was drinking, and his face showed the glorious light of being worshipped. He said: "There are three elements to pick up girls: one is initiative, two is generosity, and three is heroic!"

"Let's talk about taking the initiative first. It's impossible for girls to take the initiative to say hello to us. We must take the initiative to ask for our contact information. Although Lao Ji whistling to girls is also an initiative, I don't recommend this kind of initiative. Even if we ask for contact information, Then you have to be humble, polite and gentle.”

"After we get the contact information, we have to take the initiative to chat with the girls, otherwise they will become just a decoration in QQ."

For ordinary people, it is right to take the initiative, but Zheng Wan definitely does not need it.

"Secondly, the second point is to be generous! We men want men, and we can't be cowardly in front of girls. Buy whatever girls like to eat! Buy whatever they like to drink! Go shopping, buy clothes and bags!"

As soon as he said this, Zheng Wan almost laughed out loud.Are you talking about the three elements of picking up girls?I'm afraid this isn't a super ATM. It's purely a competition with Liu Junhao's.

Several other people also frowned, because to be generous, you have to be really rich, you can't just rely on your mouth.

"If the second point of generosity is not possible, then you can use heroism instead! What is heroism? In fact, it means being a man and being awesome. You have to show the feeling that I am the eldest brother and I am very proud of you."

Ji Dahai, who had an afro, nodded quickly: "This makes sense, I agree!"

Ma Wangchao, Cui Ruyi and Cheng Dong were also thoughtful and did not comment on the words of eldest brother Zhao Zhuoyue.

Only Zheng Wan sat there quietly eating the barbecue, feeling that it tasted pretty good.

"Old Zheng, what's your expression? Aren't you interested in my Bible about picking up girls? How many have you talked to, Old Zheng?" Zhao Zhuoyue was pretending to be competing when he found out that someone didn't listen to his Bible. It was so embarrassing.

"Me? I haven't talked about it, right?" Zheng Wan answered truthfully.

She failed to pursue Hao Mengli in her previous life, and then Luo Xiaonan pursued her. Life after marriage should not be considered love, right?I have experienced the feeling of falling in love once in my life, but with my wife, I just kissed her on the mouth, or it was a forced kiss, and I didn't even hold her hand in a real sense, so this can't be considered a conversation.

Zhao Zhuoyue was heartbroken: "Old Zheng, why don't you listen carefully? What I say will be of great help to you in finding a girlfriend in the future!"

"Yes, brother is right. My phone keeps ringing. I'll answer the call." Zheng Wan took out his phone from his pocket.

It was my mother who called. She asked with concern whether she had arrived at school, whether the bed was made, how the teacher was, etc.

Zheng Wan responded and said not to worry, he would take good care of himself.

After hanging up the phone, Zheng Wan opened the button and took a look, only to find that many people had sent him a lot of messages.

The first is Luo Xiaonan. Her nickname is "Nannan like sunshine", and her avatar is also the kind of sunshine girl that looks very cute.

"Have you arrived at school? Oh, I missed you just after you left. I also want to go shopping with you, go to the park to ride a roller coaster with you, and eat a chicken steak with you."

"But I'll just say it casually. You have a good life there and come back to see me when you have time. Otherwise, I will get bored if I keep studying."

"Besides, don't look for others! Don't look for others! Don't look for others!"

"I have to go to class next, and I can only check my phone every two weeks. It's better for you to be there."

Luo Xiaonan's character is like this.

When we first got to know each other, she would keep a certain distance.But once the relationship between the two opens up, she will completely open her heart, not covering up, hiding, or letting people guess.She will share when she is happy, she will share when she is unhappy, she will talk about it when she thinks about it, and she will also talk about when she hates it.

Just like in her previous life, when she was chasing herself in college, she was both attentive and bold, and she just took down Zheng Wan, the little golden gun.

My daughter-in-law is really getting cuter the more I think about it.

Zheng Wan smiled, holding a stylus in his hand, tapping the screen: "We've arrived at school, study hard, and you will be admitted to Zhengkai University next year, otherwise you will miss me."

Unfortunately, no one will reply to this message within a short period of time.

There was a grade difference, one was in high school and the other was in college, so that was all.

In addition to Luo Xiaonan, Zhou Xiaobing also sent a message.

"Brother Zheng, what should I do if I can't chat with my roommate?"

Zheng Wan replied: "Drink a bar, and then open up after drinking."

Then he clicked on the third message, which turned out to be from Qiao Qinqin.

"Zheng Wan, have you arrived at school? Meng Li asked me to ask you when you are free and make an appointment to have dinner together."

Hecheng University of Science and Technology and Zhengkai University are just across the road. If it were someone else, there is nothing wrong with making an appointment to have dinner as a fellow countryman.But opposite Hao Mengli, who calls herself a little fairy, Zheng Wan really has no idea.

Zheng Wan replied: "School has just started and there is a high probability that I will not be free."

Zheng Wan was replying to messages, while several roommates at the dinner table were secretly looking at Zheng Wan.

Zhao Zhuoyue is from Hecheng and is well-informed. When he saw Zheng Wan take out his mobile phone, he immediately concentrated on the brand and value of the mobile phone so that he could compare it with his Nokia camera phone.

He saw that Zheng Wan's mobile phone had five circles, and he immediately knew that it was the new Dopod s900. It was called a diamond-cut panel and was worth upwards of [-] yuan. It was a smart phone.

'Good guy, Zheng Wan is so humble that he uses such a good mobile phone'

Zhao Zhuoyue thought to himself, and he was vaguely worried about his extraordinary status in dormitory 208.

Compared with Nokia and Motorola, Dopod is too niche after all. After several roommates took a peek at Zheng Wan's mobile phone, they found that they did not recognize the brand and stopped talking.

Ji Dahai, who was the only one from Sheniu, came over and asked, "Fourth brother, what kind of mobile phone is this?"

"The one from Dopod is not that good. It's quite stuck. It's still not as good as Zhao Zhuoyue's."

Zhao Zhuoyue raised his head again, still complacent: "That's a must, mine is Nokia's latest camera phone."

Because Ji Dahai was relatively close to Zheng Wan, when he got closer, he not only saw the phone, but also the chat history on Zheng Wan's phone.

Compared to the mobile phone, what surprised Ji Dahai the most was the chat history on Zheng Wan's mobile phone.

Ji Dahai directly burst into the quintessence of Chinese culture: "Damn it, fourth brother, is someone dating you?"

Classmate Zhao Zhuoyue, who was pretending to be cool just now, suddenly felt his heart beating loudly after hearing these words.Just now he was telling everyone how to pick up girls, but here already a girl has taken the initiative to ask out Zheng Wan?

Zheng Wan looked helpless: "Maybe, but I don't really want to see her."

After hearing the three words "unwanted", Zhao Zhuoyue suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. He said: "The fourth brother's aesthetics is average. Who is Zhu who is in charge of registering today? He is so ugly and he says he is good-looking. There may be a girl asking him now. But he probably doesn’t look very good either.”

"Fourth brother, you should listen to my lessons more, so that you can find better ones in the future."

Zheng Wan nodded while eating barbecue: "Yeah, yes, Brother Zhao, you are right."