My beautiful little wife of the CEO
Chapter 20 Tell a joke
"Shut up, if you are causing trouble for me, I will deduct your salary!"
Su Meng glared at Chen Ping and said!
"Boss, don't worry. As long as that kid doesn't play tricks on you, I will never do anything."
Chen Ping said with a smile!
Su Meng rolled her eyes at Chen Ping: "Go and wait outside, I need to change clothes..."
"Boss, as your bodyguard, I should protect you personally. When you change clothes, I can just close my eyes. Why drive me out?"
Chen Ping actually stayed in the office and refused to leave!
"You just want to take advantage of Mr. Su, get out of here..."
Upon seeing this, Secretary Liu stepped forward and walked out of the office directly holding Chen Ping's ears!
After about ten minutes, Su Meng changed out of her professional clothes and wore a sleeveless cheongsam, showing off her slender figure!
The snow-white jade arms are exposed. Those jade-white arms make people unable to help but look at them more!
Su Meng looked at Chen Ping and knew that this guy was thinking about something else, so his face darkened and he said, "What are you looking at? You haven't seen a woman before?"
"Hey, I have never seen a woman as beautiful as my boss. Looking at my boss every day makes me feel good. I think I can live ten more years."
Chen Ping said with a smile!
Su Meng wanted to say something to Chen Ping, but Chen Ping's mouth was too sweet. What woman doesn't want to be praised for her beauty?
"Stop talking so much and go drive!"
Su Meng said!
"As ordered..." Chen Ping stood at attention and started driving immediately!
Looking at Chen Ping's back, Su Meng said helplessly: "This guy, you say he is useless, right? He still has some abilities."
"You can say that he is capable. He is also glib. He is really a strange guy..."
"Mr. Su, this Chen Ping, apart from being a bit of a man's common problem and being lewd, is actually quite capable."
Secretary Liu told Chen Ping about the debt he owed at noon!
After all, Jiaxiang Company had owed money for many years, and it was useless for anyone to ask for it, but Chen Ping came forward to get it back!
This is ability!
Hearing what Secretary Liu said, Su Meng smiled slightly: "I guess Boss Zhang of Jiaxiang Company must have been beaten before he repaid it obediently..."
Although she had just met Chen Ping, Su Meng knew this guy's way of doing things, which was to solve things through violence...
Soon, the car drove downstairs, Su Meng went downstairs and sat in the back seat!
She didn't dare sit in the passenger seat anymore because she was afraid that Chen Ping would not look at the road but would always look at herself!
After getting in the car, Chen Ping drove towards the Regal Hotel!
On the way, Su Meng frowned slightly. She was still a little worried about eating with Xiao Lei this time. After all, Xiao Lei's reputation was not good!
Su Meng wouldn't know what to do if this guy touched her during meal time!
After all, the Su Group relied on the Xiao family to enter the Chamber of Commerce, but if Xiao Lei took advantage of him and sold his body, Su Meng would not be willing to accept it!
Su Meng, who was in a dilemma, looked helpless at the moment, looking out the window with confused eyes...
Chen Ping looked through the rearview mirror and saw Su Meng's very unhappy expression, so he advised: "Boss, if you have something on your mind, just tell me, maybe I can help you solve it!"
"Women should not be angry, otherwise they will grow old easily..."
"Drive your car well..." Su Meng said coldly, still looking out the window!
"Boss, how about I tell you a brain teaser?"
Chen Ping wants to make Su Meng happy!
Su Meng didn't speak, but Chen Ping started talking to himself!
"Boss, what do women like in men that are big, thick and hard?"
Chen Ping asked Su Meng!
When Su Meng heard this, his face suddenly turned red and he said, "What are you talking about? Drive well..."
"Boss, just take a guess!"
"I won't guess, you gangster..."
"Since you can't guess, let me tell you that women like men who are rich and strong-backed."
When Su Meng heard this, he was slightly startled: "Ah, is it this?"
"Then what do you think?" Chen Ping also pretended to be stunned, and then he smiled and said: "Boss, are you thinking wrong? You female hooligan..."
"Go away..." Su Meng rolled her eyes at Chen Ping!
"Boss, why do you think men are envied if they have many girlfriends, while women are laughed at if they have many boyfriends?"
Chen Ping continued to let Su Meng guess!
When Su Meng heard this, he was instantly attracted. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Is it because men are superior to women?"
"No!" Chen Ping shook his head!
"Is it because society is more tolerant of men?"
"wrong!"
"Yes or no…………"
"wrong!"
Su Meng made several wrong guesses, so he asked, "What's the reason?"
Seeing that Su Meng was aroused by him, Chen Ping smiled slightly and said, "Boss, this man is like a key, and a woman is like a lock."
"If one key opens several locks, it is a master key and is envied by others."
"But if a lock is opened by many keys, then it is a broken lock, and it will definitely be laughed at."
After saying that, Chen Ping burst out laughing!
But when Su Meng heard this, he burst out laughing and said, "You guys are all wrong..."
Chen Ping saw Su Meng laughing, so he took advantage of the victory and said, "Boss, let me tell you another joke, but this joke has a bit of a pornographic part, do you mind?"
"Then skip the yellow part..." Su Meng said!
"Okay!" Chen Ping nodded: "One night, a man and a woman entered a cave and jumped, jumped, jumped..."
"It's over..."
"Ah, is this all over?" Su Meng didn't even react.
"Yes, I skipped the yellow part..."
"Bah, gangster..." Su Meng rolled her eyes at Chen Ping!
However, along the way, Su Meng's mood became much more relaxed, and there was a bit more smile on his face!
Su Meng also knew that Chen Ping was just trying to make himself happy!
The car soon arrived at the Regal Hotel!
After getting into the car, Chen Ping followed Su Meng and walked in!
Su Meng was dressed in a luxurious cheongsam, with white jade arms, black hair shawl, and a face as beautiful as a fairy. Su Meng was like a pearl. As soon as she entered the hotel lobby, she attracted countless eyes!
Many men looked at Su Meng lustfully, swallowing their saliva, wishing they could pounce on her!
Su Meng seemed to have gotten used to the strange thing, and walked forward calmly!
Chen Ping felt the gazes of the people around him, so he looked around with a fierce look on his face, with murderous intent bursting out of his eyes!
Many people touched Chen Ping's gaze and were so frightened that they hurriedly averted their eyes!
"Boss, you should dress more conservatively when you go out in the future, otherwise I always feel like you are going to be eaten."
Chen Ping said helplessly!
Su Meng glared at Chen Ping and said!
"Boss, don't worry. As long as that kid doesn't play tricks on you, I will never do anything."
Chen Ping said with a smile!
Su Meng rolled her eyes at Chen Ping: "Go and wait outside, I need to change clothes..."
"Boss, as your bodyguard, I should protect you personally. When you change clothes, I can just close my eyes. Why drive me out?"
Chen Ping actually stayed in the office and refused to leave!
"You just want to take advantage of Mr. Su, get out of here..."
Upon seeing this, Secretary Liu stepped forward and walked out of the office directly holding Chen Ping's ears!
After about ten minutes, Su Meng changed out of her professional clothes and wore a sleeveless cheongsam, showing off her slender figure!
The snow-white jade arms are exposed. Those jade-white arms make people unable to help but look at them more!
Su Meng looked at Chen Ping and knew that this guy was thinking about something else, so his face darkened and he said, "What are you looking at? You haven't seen a woman before?"
"Hey, I have never seen a woman as beautiful as my boss. Looking at my boss every day makes me feel good. I think I can live ten more years."
Chen Ping said with a smile!
Su Meng wanted to say something to Chen Ping, but Chen Ping's mouth was too sweet. What woman doesn't want to be praised for her beauty?
"Stop talking so much and go drive!"
Su Meng said!
"As ordered..." Chen Ping stood at attention and started driving immediately!
Looking at Chen Ping's back, Su Meng said helplessly: "This guy, you say he is useless, right? He still has some abilities."
"You can say that he is capable. He is also glib. He is really a strange guy..."
"Mr. Su, this Chen Ping, apart from being a bit of a man's common problem and being lewd, is actually quite capable."
Secretary Liu told Chen Ping about the debt he owed at noon!
After all, Jiaxiang Company had owed money for many years, and it was useless for anyone to ask for it, but Chen Ping came forward to get it back!
This is ability!
Hearing what Secretary Liu said, Su Meng smiled slightly: "I guess Boss Zhang of Jiaxiang Company must have been beaten before he repaid it obediently..."
Although she had just met Chen Ping, Su Meng knew this guy's way of doing things, which was to solve things through violence...
Soon, the car drove downstairs, Su Meng went downstairs and sat in the back seat!
She didn't dare sit in the passenger seat anymore because she was afraid that Chen Ping would not look at the road but would always look at herself!
After getting in the car, Chen Ping drove towards the Regal Hotel!
On the way, Su Meng frowned slightly. She was still a little worried about eating with Xiao Lei this time. After all, Xiao Lei's reputation was not good!
Su Meng wouldn't know what to do if this guy touched her during meal time!
After all, the Su Group relied on the Xiao family to enter the Chamber of Commerce, but if Xiao Lei took advantage of him and sold his body, Su Meng would not be willing to accept it!
Su Meng, who was in a dilemma, looked helpless at the moment, looking out the window with confused eyes...
Chen Ping looked through the rearview mirror and saw Su Meng's very unhappy expression, so he advised: "Boss, if you have something on your mind, just tell me, maybe I can help you solve it!"
"Women should not be angry, otherwise they will grow old easily..."
"Drive your car well..." Su Meng said coldly, still looking out the window!
"Boss, how about I tell you a brain teaser?"
Chen Ping wants to make Su Meng happy!
Su Meng didn't speak, but Chen Ping started talking to himself!
"Boss, what do women like in men that are big, thick and hard?"
Chen Ping asked Su Meng!
When Su Meng heard this, his face suddenly turned red and he said, "What are you talking about? Drive well..."
"Boss, just take a guess!"
"I won't guess, you gangster..."
"Since you can't guess, let me tell you that women like men who are rich and strong-backed."
When Su Meng heard this, he was slightly startled: "Ah, is it this?"
"Then what do you think?" Chen Ping also pretended to be stunned, and then he smiled and said: "Boss, are you thinking wrong? You female hooligan..."
"Go away..." Su Meng rolled her eyes at Chen Ping!
"Boss, why do you think men are envied if they have many girlfriends, while women are laughed at if they have many boyfriends?"
Chen Ping continued to let Su Meng guess!
When Su Meng heard this, he was instantly attracted. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Is it because men are superior to women?"
"No!" Chen Ping shook his head!
"Is it because society is more tolerant of men?"
"wrong!"
"Yes or no…………"
"wrong!"
Su Meng made several wrong guesses, so he asked, "What's the reason?"
Seeing that Su Meng was aroused by him, Chen Ping smiled slightly and said, "Boss, this man is like a key, and a woman is like a lock."
"If one key opens several locks, it is a master key and is envied by others."
"But if a lock is opened by many keys, then it is a broken lock, and it will definitely be laughed at."
After saying that, Chen Ping burst out laughing!
But when Su Meng heard this, he burst out laughing and said, "You guys are all wrong..."
Chen Ping saw Su Meng laughing, so he took advantage of the victory and said, "Boss, let me tell you another joke, but this joke has a bit of a pornographic part, do you mind?"
"Then skip the yellow part..." Su Meng said!
"Okay!" Chen Ping nodded: "One night, a man and a woman entered a cave and jumped, jumped, jumped..."
"It's over..."
"Ah, is this all over?" Su Meng didn't even react.
"Yes, I skipped the yellow part..."
"Bah, gangster..." Su Meng rolled her eyes at Chen Ping!
However, along the way, Su Meng's mood became much more relaxed, and there was a bit more smile on his face!
Su Meng also knew that Chen Ping was just trying to make himself happy!
The car soon arrived at the Regal Hotel!
After getting into the car, Chen Ping followed Su Meng and walked in!
Su Meng was dressed in a luxurious cheongsam, with white jade arms, black hair shawl, and a face as beautiful as a fairy. Su Meng was like a pearl. As soon as she entered the hotel lobby, she attracted countless eyes!
Many men looked at Su Meng lustfully, swallowing their saliva, wishing they could pounce on her!
Su Meng seemed to have gotten used to the strange thing, and walked forward calmly!
Chen Ping felt the gazes of the people around him, so he looked around with a fierce look on his face, with murderous intent bursting out of his eyes!
Many people touched Chen Ping's gaze and were so frightened that they hurriedly averted their eyes!
"Boss, you should dress more conservatively when you go out in the future, otherwise I always feel like you are going to be eaten."
Chen Ping said helplessly!
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