Naruto: Start a Konoha chat group

[Uzumaki Kushina: Minato!Stay away from Fugaku from now on! ! !No wonder you two always got together when you were still alive!What are you talking about for the Uchiha clan to integrate into Konoha?I really didn’t expect you two to have an adulterous affair! ! ! 】

[Namikaze Minato: Wife!Listen to my excuses!Ah, no, you have to listen to my explanation!There really is nothing between the two of us! 】

[Uzumaki Kushina: Sisters!I really didn’t expect our two husbands to be...】

[Uchiha Mikoto: Stop talking, sister, I didn’t expect it either...]

[Uzumaki Kushina: I really want to cry now! 】

[Uzumaki Mito: Cry, child, you will get used to it if you cry...]

When Ito Makoto saw this scene, he laughed directly. He really didn't expect another pair to appear!Shouldn't this chat group of mine be called Konoha Chat Group?Should it be called a gay chat group? ? ? ?

Why are one and two so weird?

Why would one or two of them form a weird cp in a weird place?

Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara are like this, Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Izuna are like this, Hatake Sakumo and Matt Dai are like this, and now there is one more Namikaze Minato and Uchiha Fugaku... …

I don’t know if this group chat of mine has the function of changing the name?Why not change it to a gay chat group for him...

[Uchiha Madara: Then aren’t you two the same powerful nine-tailed beast that I used when I dueled with Hasi’s hot mom? 】

[Minato Namikaze: So Madara-senpai, you have already played it, but I think the name Tailed Beast is not particularly nice. It is better to call him Explosive Mecha Outer Penetration: Invincible Nine-tailed Spiral Light Roar: Divine Martial Cannon Super How difficult it is to evolve the mighty tailed beast into invincibility! ! ! ! ! 】

[Senju Hashirama: I think it would be better to call Super Tailed Beast Susanoo's Big Armor Invincible Three Stances! 】

[Minato Namikaze: I still think the invincible nine-tailed spiral light roar of the explosive mecha and the invincible cannon of the super-evolved tailed beast sounds better]

[Uchiha Madara: Shut up, you two!Given your ability to name ninjutsu, why don't you show off your presence? 】

[Senju Tobirama: I have to say, the naming methods of my eldest brother and the Fourth Hokage are really...it's really weird! 】

[Hyuga Hizashi: Show! 】

[Uchiha Izuna: Tianxiu! 】

[The sunset is really red: The show of Tihua! 】

[Hatake Sakumo: Good Fortune Bell Shenxiu! ! 】

Makoto Ito, who was heading to the Hokage Building, saw the message in the chat group and almost burst out!

I have to say that the first generation and the fourth generation's ideas for naming ninjutsu are really strange!

Why do the two of them always come up with weird names for ninjutsu?

What are the brain circuits of the two of them like?

[Uchiha Shisui: I noticed that both of you seem to have partners, but I don’t have a partner...]

[Uchiha Mikoto: Shisui, no, that’s a good thing!Do you also want to become the legendary gay man? 】

【Uchiha Shisui: Uh...】

[Makoto Ito: No way, who made Itachi Uchiha not to be in the group chat?Otherwise, Shisui and him will definitely find a common language! 】

[Uchiha Mikoto:! ! ! ! ! !Itachi! ? 】

[Uchiha Fugaku: Could it be that you two, Shisui and Itachi.........】

[Uchiha Shisui: Uncle and aunt, don’t listen to Ito Makoto’s nonsense!Itachi and I are just like-minded partners! ! ! ! 】

[Ito Makoto:? ? ?What are you anxious about?I didn't say anything strange, I just said that Uchiha Itachi wasn't here. If he were here, the two of you would have a lot in common. What are you so anxious about?Is it possible that you still have some strange feelings for Uchiha Itachi? 】

[Uchiha Shisui:...I...I...I have always regarded him as a younger brother! ! ! 】

In this way, while Ito Cheng was chatting with the group and watching some strange chats in the group, he came to the Hokage Building...

"Teacher!!! I'm fucking here!!!"

I only saw Ito Makoto open the door of the Hokage's office with a bang...

And in the office, Sarutobi Hiruzen hurriedly put away his crystal ball...

"Ah...it turns out it's Cheng, you're here! You came very early!"

[Senju Tobirama: What did Sarutobi the dog thief just put away? 】

[Senju Hashirama: Yes, yes, it seems like a crystal ball? 】

[Uchiha Madara: Tsk, a small crystal ball, what’s there to hide? 】

[Ito Makoto: This is the peeping ninjutsu I told you before, called the telescope technique, which relies on this crystal ball. On this crystal ball, you can see whatever you want to see~~ ~]

[Senju Hashirama: So that’s it, that means he was also peeping just now! 】

[Senju Tobirama: This damn Sarutobi dog thief!Does he still have any trace of Hokage? !Is the Hokage's office a place for him to peek?This damn bastard! ! ! ! ! 】

Ito Makoto ignored the rage of the second generation in the chat group!

"Teacher, what were you doing just now?"

All I saw was Sarutobi Hiruzen, pretending to be calm, adjusting his Hokage robe, and taking a deep breath from his pipe...

"Of course the teacher was thinking of countermeasures for the development of Konoha just now! You see, the teacher is so tired that his nosebleeds..."

As Sarutobi Hiruzen spoke, he hurriedly wiped the blood flowing from his nose...

Of course, Ito Makoto did not expose Sarutobi Hiruzen's lies, although he also wanted to learn this telescope technique.

"Teacher, what ninjutsu should we learn next?"

All he saw was Sarutobi Hiruzen taking out a chakra test strip.

"This thing is called a chakra test paper. It can test what attributes of chakra you have. You should also know that chakra is a kind of energy produced by the perfect fusion of our physical energy and spiritual energy. Our ninja training is inseparable from ourselves. Chakra's!

The chakra of our human body is divided into five attributes: fire, wind, thunder, earth, and water.And these five attributes are in conflict with each other: fire defeats wind, wind defeats clay, thunder defeats earth, earth defeats water, and water defeats fire! "

It has to be said that when Sarutobi Nissan was a teacher, he explained to Ito Makoto very carefully, and he popularized all the chakra attributes to Ito Makoto...