Heaven's Dao System Nine Turns of Immortality

"Dead?" Xiao Chen jumped up and formed a clone again, feeling that his body had not become stronger.

"Is it the wrong way to die?" Xiao Chen muttered, teleporting again not far from where the robbers appeared, "Watch me sneak over and scare them to death."

Two robbers in the distance had just disposed of Xiao Chen's body. They were so tired that they were sweating profusely. They turned around and saw Xiao Chen standing behind him with a smile not far away.

"Ghost!" The two robbers ran away in a panic. From then on, the Buffalo Mountain became haunted by legends.

"Bizhu, come out!" Xiao Chen shouted, and the smart assistant Banzhu immediately appeared beside him. The silver-gray smart assistant shone in the moonlight.

"Trainee, I'm here." The mechanical voice of Brick echoed in the silent night.

"Look, I died, but I didn't become stronger." Xiao Chen pointed at the two frightened robbers in the distance and said.

Banzhuan analyzed: "Trainee, your nine-turn immortal body is a passive skill. Every time your body dies, you will automatically gather a new body, and after every death, your body's various attributes will be improved. But , this improvement has a certain limit, and not every death will increase significantly."

Xiao Chen touched his chin, "That's it."

"Please trainee officer, increase the number of deaths so that we can collect enough data samples."

Xiao Chen nodded thoughtfully, "However, if there are too many deaths, will there be any side effects?"

“Everything has two sides. Having strong capabilities also means you need to take corresponding risks.

However, according to the settings of the Tiandao system, every time you die, you will be fully resurrected without losing any memory or power. "Ban Zhuan's answer seemed a bit vague.

"That's great!" Xiao Chen breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I will go to the county government office to complain."

When he arrived in Changning County, it was already dark. Xiao Chen followed his plan and came outside the county government office. He began to implement his plan and prepare to rebel.

"Dong dong dong!" The drum sounded, and Xiao Chen was brought into the county government office. Four big characters hanging in the mirror came into view.

"Who is in the hall? Why are you beating drums to complain?" The fat man in a blue-gray official uniform smelled of alcohol and looked at Xiao Chen impatiently.

"I want to rebel!" Xiao Chen shouted, glaring at the officials in front of him.

The fat official was startled and fell directly under the desk; the black gauze hat on his head almost fell to the ground. He quickly straightened the hat and said, "Are you reporting someone for rebellion or are you saying that you want to rebel?" The official's green bean-like eyes stared closely. Looking at Xiao Chen, his head was covered with sweat.

"I want to rebel, please kill me quickly!" Xiao Chen provoked the county magistrate.

Xiao Chen looked around in the county government office with a leisurely and contented look, "This county government office is quite impressive, but the county official is a bit weak."

The county magistrate climbed out from under the desk and looked at Xiao Chen angrily, "You kid is talking nonsense! When did I stop giving my strength?"

Xiao Chen shrugged his shoulders, "Sir, your black gauze hat can't be worn securely. Isn't this called incompetence?"

The fat official was so angry that he didn't even say a word, but Xiao Chen laughed so hard at the side, "Master, your black gauze hat is really not stable, why don't you put it on me instead?"

The fat official was so angry that he couldn't speak. The master on the side couldn't help it anymore and interrupted: "How dare you! How dare you tease me!"

Xiao Chen waved his hand, "No, no, no, no, I'm not teasing you, I really want to change the old man's hat into a black gauze hat."

After that, Xiao Chen stepped forward, took off the black gauze hat on the head of the county magistrate, and put it on himself, "Well, this black gauze hat suits me quite well. Thank you very much, sir."

The county magistrate was so angry that he groaned, "You, you, you, wait for me! Someone, arrest him!"

The fat official breathed a long sigh of relief, and his whole fat body slumped on the chair, "Come here, take this fool down for me, and give him thirty blows!"

"Baby, I almost scared me to death." The fat official wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Two government officials held down Xiao Chen, who was struggling desperately, fiercely, and the other two government officials raised their killing sticks and hit Xiao Chen hard.

Xiao Chen disturbed these people's dreams, and he had resentment towards Xiao Chen, but he was really ruthless when he acted against them.

Under the dim light, the killing stick was raised high and banged along with Xiao Chen's screams.

"I asked you to chop me up, but I didn't ask you to hit me!" Xiao Chen felt like his butt was going to be rotten, and he still couldn't forget his plan.

In the yamen, no one paid attention to Xiao Chen's shouts, only his wailing echoed in the air.

"Bizhu, teleport me back to my personal space quickly." Xiao Chen couldn't bear the pain and asked the smart assistant for help.

"Because the trainee violated the aboriginal laws, he is not within the scope of service." Bizhuan's mechanical audio and video poured a basin of cold water on Xiao Chen's head, extinguishing Xiao Chen's last hope.

"You retard." Xiao Chen cursed Banzhuan in his heart. He had given up hope on this smart assistant. It would be useless if something happened.

At first, Xiao Chen cursed at everyone in the government office, but the more Xiao Chen cursed, the harder he was beaten. In the end, his mouth could not withstand the stick.

Xiao Chen began to beg for mercy, but no one paid attention to Xiao Chen.Xiao Chen, who was beaten to a bloody pulp, was thrown out of the yamen, and the red yamen slammed shut.

Xiao Chen gasped and struggled on the ground for a while before sitting up.He felt that his butt was rotten and several bones were broken.

"Bizhu, transfer personal space." Xiao Chen called the smart assistant weakly.

White light flashed past Xiao Chen and returned to his personal space. The bricks emitted blue light to heal Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen lay on the floor in his personal space and stared at his clone, his body and soul feeling pain from time to time. The two Xiao Chens kept grinning, which doubled the pain.

Two hours later, except for feeling a little weak, Xiao Chen was bouncing around again. Xiao Chen sighed, this Tiandao system's treatment technology is really reliable, but this smart assistant is really weak. It would be better if it was replaced by a smarter one.

Xiao Chen sat in his personal space and looked at Ban Brick helplessly, "Ban Brick, can I change to a Tiandao system smart assistant? You are really stupid."

Ban Brick: "I'm sorry, trainee, I am one of the smartest assistants in the Tiandao system and cannot be replaced."

Xiao Chen: "Then can you help me find the smartest Tiandao system intelligent assistant in the world?"

Ban Brick: "Sorry, we can't find other Tiandao system smart assistants."

Xiao Chen: "Then can I train an intelligent assistant myself?"

Ban Brick: "Sorry, you don't have relevant training materials and tutorials."

Xiao Chen: "Then can I return it? I don't want your stupid assistant anymore."

Banzhu: "Sorry, returns cannot be made."

Xiao Chen: "Then can I complain to you?"

Brick: “If you have any dissatisfaction with me, you can complain to the smart assistant.”

Xiao Chen:...Speechless...

Xiao Chen: "Then can you help me make a complete suicide plan? This way I won't be so painful when I am reborn next time."

Banzhuan: "I'm sorry, Xiao Chen, I can't provide advice on suicide or harming yourself. I suggest you seek help to solve your psychological problems."