Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

"So slow, junior brother!"

The figure on the rock stood up, took a step forward, and fell into the water.

"Hey, master, let me in. According to the order, I am your senior brother." The demon spirit emerged from the shadow of a reef.

"Really? Then the old rules are, whoever lies down first! Whoever is the youngest will be!"

Lijing floated on the water, with a blue bead floating on her neckline, which was the meeting gift that Ye Nanxiao casually gave her.

The originally calm sea surface suddenly boiled and turned into two huge whales surrounding Li Jing.

The demon spirit looked at the water elemental whale that was several times larger than itself, raised his eyebrows, and said decisively, "I won't fight! You pick it at the beach every time! I can only fight if you have the bead that Master gave you." There’s a ghost!”

Li Jing smiled and said, "If you can beat me, that means you are qualified to be my senior brother! The eldest disciple of my master!"

"Does what I said make sense?"

The demon spirit picked his ears. He had heard Lijing's words countless times over the years and could even recite them by heart.

"If I had known earlier, I should have pestered Master to get more good treasures from everywhere! I wouldn't have become a senior brother in name only."

Li Jing rolled her eyes at the demon spirit, then casually dispersed the water elemental whale around her and floated to the ground.

"Hasn't the master given you enough? There is a city in the human world, the outfit you are wearing, and the master's ability to travel around the world and swindle!"

"Unlike me, I can only stay in the cold sea water and be surrounded by the cold all day long!"

The cries sounded like resentment and admiration, and everyone who heard it was empathized with and shed tears.

The demon spirit sighed and clapped his hands, "We haven't seen you for hundreds of years. Junior sister's acting skills have improved again. If master sees it, I will give you a golden man."

Li Jing snorted softly and stopped playing around. They agreed to get together every once in a while, not only to discuss and discuss sarcasm, but also for more important things.

"Have you found Master's whereabouts?" Li Jing asked.

Over the years, they have been looking for the answer to this question, even if it is a trace.

But the answer I got every time was cold.

The demon spirit walks on the land, using the things left by the master to search for his traces.

Lijing, on the other hand, used the water stone to help her clan repel powerful enemies. After regaining the territory, she sent a large number of ocean soul beasts to search for traces of her master.

Li Jing sighed slightly when she saw the demon spirit was silent. Is it the same answer again?

Master, where are you, old man?

The image of Ye Nanxiao flashed in the demon spirit's mind, and after being silent for a while, he said, "I didn't find any trace of the master, but I found someone who is very similar to the master."

As soon as the words fell, Li Jing came to the demon spirit in an instant, "Human? How come humans are so similar to Master?"

The demon spirit sat down on the spot and stretched out his hand to draw the pattern of a small grass on the sand.

"I remembered that the reason why the master looked like a grass was because his soul was damaged and was thrown into the spirit blooming grass by the Lord to be nourished. But in fact, it is not clear what species the master is. It’s clear, it shouldn’t be Spirit Blossom Grass anyway!”

Li Jing thought about it carefully and felt that what the demon spirit said made sense.

"Have you investigated the appearance and abilities of humans clearly? Tell me." Lijing also sat next to the demon spirit.

The demon spirit chuckled and said, "Want to know? Call me Senior Brother to hear about it?"

Lijing turned her head and looked at the demon spirit quietly. The water stone around her neck was emitting a strong light, and a large amount of water vapor gathered around her.

"Junior brother, are you drifting? Have you made any progress in your cultivation in recent years?"

Looking at the dozens of tridents formed by the condensation of water vapor, the demon spirit did not panic at all. He knew Lijing very well.

"Just tell me whether to shout or not!"

There was silence for a while.

Li Jing stood up with a puffy face and reluctantly whispered, "Senior brother..."

The demon spirit was instantly satisfied, and Jianjian said, "Shout again?"

Dozens of tridents fell instantly, smashing the demon spirit's position to pieces.

The demon spirit emerged from another shadow and smiled, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. You have to know that your senior brother will always be your senior brother!"

"Demon spirit!!!"

Li Jing held the water stone in her hand and stared at the demon spirit angrily, wanting to smash her water stone into his face.

The demon spirit coughed, his expression became serious, he reached out and took out a scroll in his arms and unfolded it.

"It's strange to say that this is probably the first time I've seen this human being, but I feel an inexplicable sense of familiarity."

Li Jing put down the water stone and stretched out her hand to attract the scroll.

The figures on the scroll are just simple sketches, but they express Ye Nanxiao's facial features very well.

Those slightly long fox eyes, the looming dark arc at the corners of the mouth, and...the nine...big bananas behind this perfect portrait?

Li Jing put down the scroll, squatted on the ground holding her belly, and burst into suppressed laughter.

"Haha...hahaha!"

"Junior brother! Why do you...paint so many big bananas on the back of this person's butt? Hahaha!"

The demon spirit slapped its mouth and looked away.

His painting skills have been tempered for thousands of years! In some aspects it can be compared to everyone’s work!

There are just some things that I haven’t seen before. How can I draw them?

He had seen a fox before, but the fox's big, fluffy tail, with all nine of its tails on it, was like a big exploding asshole?

No matter how he thought about it, he felt something was wrong, so he simply sketched the meaning twice and forget it.

Sometimes, keep things simple.

Li Jing held her stomach and laughed for a while, then slowly stood up and continued to look at the characters on the scroll.

She tried her best to ignore the big banana that the demon spirit had drawn casually, and her eyes slowly passed over the facial features of the characters in the painting.

"Demon spirit, you said this person gives you a sense of familiarity. Why? Master's soul cannot be seen with facial features." Li Jing reached out and gently touched the face of the character in the painting.

The demon spirit shook his head slightly, "I don't know, but I just feel familiar."

Li Jing nodded and asked seriously, "How about finding a chance to test it out?"

Soul beasts have always believed in their own instincts, because this is their survival instinct.

Hearing Li Jing's suggestion, the demon spirit shook his head and said, "It's a bit difficult, because Rui Beast recognizes him as his brother. If I don't have a formal reason, it would be an offense."

Moreover, this human seems to have some friendship with Brigitte and even the Lord.

Otherwise, these two people would not let the auspicious beast get close to the human.

"Auspicious beast? Your baby has gone to this human being?" Lijing was speechless. Babies usually don't have a sense of crisis.

"I was thinking that if you find it difficult to deal with it, just ask me to knock this human out and bring him back for a look."

Judging from the information given by the demon spirit, this human's martial spirit is a nine-tailed fox. Does the emperor's auspicious beast like foxes?

Hearing this, the demon spirit quickly shook his head and said, "You must not have such an idea! Otherwise, you will be chased and beaten by auspicious beasts!"

Li Jing put the picture scroll given by the demon spirit into a crystal shell around her waist, and glared at the demon spirit unhappily: "Finally, we have a little bit of information about the master, how can we just give up like this?"

"You tell me a location and I'll go check it out!"

A trace of cold sweat appeared on the demon spirit's forehead. Lijing is really a tiger. Who did she learn this from?

Couldn't it be Master and the old man?

While the demon spirit was distressed and Lijing persisted, there was a sound of rolling waves, and a huge thing flew out of the sea, accompanied by bursts of crisp laughter.

The demon spirit turned around and saw a familiar friend, the fish dragon.

"Mi!" The fish dragon controlled the water waves to gather under him, flew to Li Jing's side, raised his paw and waved to the demon spirit as a greeting.

"Hey, long time no see, you brought a guest this time?" The demon spirit saw a relatively smaller mermaid sitting on the back of the fish dragon.

"Hello! My name is Liya, and I am my sister's sister!" Liya said happily.

Coming to land, Liya was very happy.

"Yes, this is my sister, Liya, a bit of a playful mermaid." Li Jing said helplessly.

When she came out this time, she was originally patrolling along the edge of the clan's territory. As a result, the little sister at home heard the news that she was going to travel and wanted to follow her, but her mother couldn't do anything about the little princess and gave it all to herself.

But he carries the Water Stone, and as long as he doesn't go to those abyss places on the ocean, and has fish and dragons to protect him, it's no problem to take this little guy with him.

After all, Liya can't always be a protected little princess.

"Hello, my name is Yao Ling, and I am your sister's senior brother. Well, according to seniority, you can call me senior uncle!" Yao Ling said with a smile.

Li Jing waved her hand and rolled up a burst of water vapor to spray on the demon spirit. She glared at him and said to her sister, "This is my junior brother. Just call him by his name. My little sister didn't get the master's permission and didn't get started."

The demon spirit wiped the water on his face and said with a smile, "Master is not here, so the eldest disciple can make the decision for the time being. Such a talented little guy cannot be let go!"

Liya tilted her head slightly and defended, "Yes, sister! Liya is not young anymore! Liya has spent many years!"

"Okay, okay, the land is also here. You have also seen my sister's junior brother. It's time for you to go back!" Lijing said.

"I don't! Liya wants to follow her sister!" Liya hugged the bony protrusion on the back of the fish dragon with a look of rejection.

Li Jing sighed slightly, she really couldn't do anything about this little guy.

The demon spirit laughed a few times, sat on the sand, took out a big cloth and spread it on the ground, and then took out a lot of delicious food. "It's a rare meeting, let's eat something first."

Liya's eyes were immediately attracted by the exquisite bread.

She had seen a lot of exquisite food on the seabed, but they were all seafood, soft and fragrant food like toast, and she was hooked on the taste the first time she ate it.

Especially the fluffy, sweet and creamy bread, it was so delicious that she raised her tail.

"No wonder my sister always disappears for a while. It turns out that she sneaks on the road with Liya on her back to eat delicious food! What a bad sister!" Liya pouted and looked at Lijing with a dissatisfied look on her face.

"Foodie." Lijing rolled her eyes at her sister and turned to look at the demon spirit.

"After all these years, you still retain Master's culinary skills."