Travel to the early Tang Dynasty and become a salted fish

Looking at the empty county government office, there is no majesty and solemnity in the film and television works, and there are no two shifts of government officials standing guard.

Chu Mo felt as if he had arrived at the City God's Temple in later generations. He removed the county magistrate and replaced it with a statue to complete the temple.

The county magistrate felt offended once again when he saw so many people coming, and the leader was an unknown person wearing a hood.

Then he was shocked: "Who is here in the hall? Why don't you kneel down when you see me? Are you still roaring in the court?"

Xiong Da curled his lips after hearing this. He was the magistrate of Laoshizi County, and he always said these words.

But Xiong Er is different. You are a county magistrate, but you also want your own lady to salute. How can you have the confidence?

"Hey, that dog officer, when you see my young master coming, why don't you come over quickly to pay your respects?"

When the county magistrate heard this, he said, well, everyone is so arrogant, can't they be more normal?

Just as he was about to continue speaking, Chu Mo beside him burped from wine, put his arm around Li Zhen's shoulders and asked, "Brother Li, is this the county government of Tang Dynasty? Why is it so shabby?"

Li Zhen frowned and avoided Chu Moha's smell of alcohol. She threw his arm away and said, "This is my first time coming to this county government office. It's really shabby."

She is now somewhat immune to Chu Mo's habit of hooking up with each other.

When the county magistrate saw that the people below him not only did not salute him, but treated him like air, he immediately said angrily: "You are roaring in the court and disrespecting me. What crime should you be punished for!"

Chu Mo pouted, pointed at himself, and prepared to poke Li Zhen with his finger.

Li Zhen had been on guard since she was attacked by Chu Mo twice in the chest. When she saw this scumbag started to move again, she blushed, grabbed Chu Mo's wrist, and pushed him back.

Chu Mo was dizzy but not angry. He pointed at the county magistrate and said: "Do you know who I am, and you still have to salute when I see you? You are such a lowly official, I won't let you come down to me." It would be nice to salute.”

When Du Zhen heard this, he was startled. Could this mysterious man be some big boss?

But when I thought about it carefully, it felt wrong.

No matter who he was, there was no way he could interact with that merchant. Maybe the other party just saw the emptiness of his county government and deceived him.

There was a "pop" sound, and the sound of the gavel tree was struck: "You said you are my superior, do you have proof of official status? If not, then I will punish you for being a fake official, the Yi tribe. "

Chu Mo was dizzy and didn't know what the crime of the Yi clan was, but Li Zhen was still awake and immediately shouted: "Guan Gu, you dare to collect charges privately, what crime should you be punished for!"

When Du Zhen heard this, he also became angry. When did his Chang'an County government office become so unbearable that even a businessman dared to act arrogantly?

Just when he was about to be punished, he remembered again, what the heck, besides himself as the magistrate and a small official who reported the news, the county government only had a clerk.

As for the dozen or so people on the other side, each of them could knock down his poor county government with one punch.

What's more, those two strong men who were as strong as black bears were still staring at him.

Thinking of this, the county magistrate could only give up and shouted: "Who are you suing and what are you talking about?"

Li Zhen waved her hand, and a servant immediately handed over the paper.

This was written by someone at a roadside stall for 30 cents when Xiong Da came just now.

The county magistrate took a look at the petition and was immediately happy. It seemed that this merchant's business was quite big. A shopkeeper could embezzle such a large amount of money.

Then I thought, that's not right. In Chang'an, there is no backstage or anything behind me. It is simply impossible to make the business so big.

But why didn't the other party just kill the person and bring him here?

Du Zhen suddenly became worried when he thought about the fact that the other party had mentioned it several times before that he was doing it to save face for himself as the county magistrate.

Could it be that what the other party said was true?

"May I ask which lord's family this young master comes from?"

Hearing what the county magistrate said, Li Zhen knew that the other party probably wanted to touch his bottom.

He immediately took out a waist card and threw it to Xiong Er, asking him to hand it over to the county magistrate.

When the magistrate saw it, he was so frightened that he almost fell off his chair.

This is the badge of Duke Wei's palace, and just now the dark and muscular man was first called miss, and then called son.

Could it be that the person in front of me is Li Zhenying, the eldest daughter of the military god Li Jing?

It is said that Li Jing had two sons and one daughter. The two sons were away leading troops all year round, while the daughter lived in Chang'an for a long time. She was fond of business and often disguised herself as a man to manage the family's property, so she was often criticized.

Thinking of this, Du Zhen's heart tightened. Could it be that it was this young lady who came to him today?

Then, he saw Chu Mo wearing a black hood, and asked in a trembling voice: "May I ask what your identity is?"

Chu Mo was so drunk that he was swaying. If he hadn't been pulled by his servants, he would have been lying on the ground.

Hearing the county magistrate ask himself, he immediately pointed his finger at himself: "Who are you asking me? How the hell do I know? Anyway, your official is not as big as mine. Stay until night and see if I don't find a sack..."

Before he finished speaking, Chu Mo heard a sound and threw up directly on the servant.

Upon seeing this, Li Zhen and others hurriedly dispersed to the side for fear of being affected.

But that servant was in trouble. He couldn't hide, so he couldn't leave Chu Mo behind. He would definitely be blamed by his own lady.

But looking at Chu Mo, the other person seemed to be in worse condition than him. He vomited while wearing a hood, and most of the dirt was accumulated in the hood. The taste made the servant want to vomit a few times.

When Du Zhen saw it, he thought, what the hell did he take this court to be? He actually vomited here.

Just when he was about to ask someone to fork him out, he thought about Chu Mo saying that the official was older than him and that he had to put a sack on himself, and he immediately broke out in cold sweat.

He glanced at the gagged shopkeeper Hu, and his heart was filled with anger, and he was shocked: "This untouchable man dared to embezzle the owner's property. Now I have pronounced a sentence and ordered him to pay back the embezzled finances in full. If If there is any shortage, we can use our family property to make up for it.”

"In addition, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped. After making up for the embezzled silver, he will be exiled for 3000 miles without immunity."

After the verdict was pronounced, the county magistrate looked at Li Zhen expectantly, hoping that the other party would give him a thumbs up.

When Li Zhen heard that it was so simple, she pronounced the sentence, which was really boring.

Then he looked at Chu Mo, who was covered in vomit, and waved his hands at everyone in disgust, meaning to go home.

Looking at the backs of everyone leaving, the county magistrate cursed in his heart: Damn it, what is this? What do you think this place is?Come here and vomit filth all over the floor and then leave?Are you here to be funny?

Then he looked at Shopkeeper Hu, who was tied up with five flowers and a piece of rag stuffed in his mouth. He said to the clerk on the side: "Take me to the prison and let the jailers who are full and have nothing to do patrol carefully." I asked Mr. Li to spit out every cent of his money."

After saying that, he looked at the messy courtroom and said angrily: "Please clean up this place when you come back, otherwise, I will banish you for 3000 miles."