Travel to the early Tang Dynasty and become a salted fish

"What's wrong with those lumps? They're ugly, and they smell like earth."

Chu Mo chuckled, then held the bag in one hand and grabbed Yang Hongyu's hand with the other: "Madam, this is not the place to talk. Let's go back to the house and talk."

Yang Hongyu glanced at the hand held by Chu Mo and shook it, but did not shake it away. She could only let Chu Mo pull her back.

When he came to Yang Hongyu's room again, Chu Mo closed the door directly, then as if he were a thief, he took out a sweet potato from his pocket and said:

"Madam, the weather is getting colder now, which is not suitable for planting. When spring comes next year, I will plant it. By then, you will know how powerful this thing is."

Yang Hongyu asked doubtfully: "You said it is so powerful, what is its yield per mu?"

"Ma'am, guess what."

Seeing Chu Mo's mean look, Yang Hongyu rolled her eyes and asked, "Can you give birth to 400 pounds?"

Chu Mo shook his head: "400 pounds, what a joke."

When Yang Hongyu heard that it was not even 400 kilograms, it was not a good thing, so she asked again: "300 kilograms?"

"Ahem, ma'am, why are you guessing less and less? I'm guessing more."

Seeing him like this, Yang Hongyu felt that the output of this thing should be high, so she thought about it and said, "800 kilograms?"

Seeing that Chu Mo was still shaking his head, Yang Hongyu snorted coldly, pulled her hand back, and said in a cold voice: "If you like to talk, you won't talk, and if you don't talk, you will pull me down. Then get out now."

When Chu Mo saw that his wife was angry, he immediately grabbed her little hand and couldn't help but hummed: "My lady, don't be angry.

Life is like a drama, because we get together because of destiny.

It's not easy to help you grow old, should you cherish it more.

It makes no sense to freak out for insignificant issues.

I am not angry when others are angry.

If I am mad at anyone wishing, besides, it is painful and laborious.

Don't compare neighbors, relatives and friends, let him take care of trivial matters for children and grandchildren.

Enduring hardships and having fun together, gods envy good partners. "

When Yang Hongyu heard what Chu Mo said, she was really no longer angry. Instead, she became interested in the words he hummed.

"Deng Tuzi, where did you learn this word? Why is it so weird? It's a good word, but it changes its flavor when you say it."

Chu Mo raised his head and said arrogantly: "You underestimate me, husband. I am a man who has received nine years of compulsory education. I am familiar with [-] Tang poems. I wrote and sang this by myself. If my wife If you like it, call me husband and I will make ten or eight songs for you."

"Bah, whose husband are you? Shameless." After saying that, he wanted to withdraw his hand again.

But this time Chu Mo was on guard and didn't let her succeed at all.

Yang Hongyu was worried that she would use too much force and hurt Chu Mo, so she rolled her eyes at him angrily: "If you dare to be so out of character again, I will definitely beat you out."

"And what about the nine-year compulsory education and the three hundred Tang poems you talked about? Why can't I understand a word of it?"

Seeing that he had spilled the beans, Chu Mo quickly touched Yang Hongyu's little hand to divert her attention.

Then before Yang Hongyu got angry, she quickly changed the subject and said, "Madam, I don't know, I almost couldn't come back because of these seeds."

Speaking of this, Yang Hongyu hurriedly asked: "Yes, you haven't said where you have been for a few days, and I sent people but couldn't find you."

Chu Mo cursed secretly, why did he bring this up? Isn't this just digging a hole for himself?

He immediately said with a playful smile: "Madam, I went to the fairy world and stole these things back."

Yang Hongyu frowned: "I just asked you to be serious. How come you started again?"

Chu Mo waved his hand hurriedly and said: "Madam, really, do you know, just this thing can produce more than 4000 kilograms per mu."

After speaking, he took out another potato and said, "This guy can also produce about 3000-5000 kilograms."

"I risked my life to steal these."

Yang Hongyu looked at the sweet potatoes and potatoes in Chu Mo's hand with doubt, and asked, "Is this thing really as mysterious as that?"

Chu Mo patted his chest and said, "Madam, if I lie to you, I will be left alone in an empty room for the rest of my life."

"Bah, you bastard, why are your three sentences so inappropriate?"

Suddenly, Yang Hongyu looked at the other things in the bag and asked, "Where are these? What are they?"

Chu Mo grabbed a pumpkin and said, "This is called pumpkin. One acre can produce two to three thousand kilograms. Tomorrow, I will kill it and cook pumpkin porridge for you to try."

"Shouldn't this be kept for seeds? If you eat it like this, wouldn't it be a waste?"

Chu Mo waved his hand: "No, just keep the seeds inside and use them as seeds, and the meat outside can be eaten."

Then, Chu Mo took out another handful of chili peppers and said to Yang Hongyu: "Madam, this is a good thing. If those things just now are popular among the people, then this is the treasure that makes us rich."

Yang Hongyu looked at the red pepper in Chu Mo's hand and asked, "What is this for?"

"This is red dogwood, but it tastes much better than dogwood. Madam, would you like to try it?"

Chu Mo pinched a small piece of Chaotian pepper as a prank and stuffed it into Yang Hongyu's mouth.

Yang Hongyu didn't know why, so she opened her mouth and bit down.

Instantly, a burning sensation filled the entire taste buds.

Yang Hongyu felt as if her mouth was burning. She didn't care about settling the score with Chu Mo. She directly grabbed the teapot next to her and poured water into her mouth.

When Chu Mo saw this, he cursed secretly.

He quickly threw the chili in his hand on the table, rubbed oil on his soles and ran away.

After Yang Hongyu calmed down, she immediately grabbed the spear beside the door and rushed out. Today, she must teach this scoundrel a lesson. Even if the King of Heaven comes, he will not be able to dissuade him.

At this time, Chu Mo knew that he had offended Yang Hongyu badly this time. After leaving the main entrance of the restaurant, he secretly climbed back over the wall and hid in his room.

Yang Hongyu thought Chu Mo had escaped, so she followed the direction directed by Shopkeeper Liu and others and chased him out.

At this time, Yang Hongzhu heard the noise in the backyard and learned that her sister was chasing the big bad guy. She immediately came to Yang Hongyu's room excitedly and prepared to watch the fun.

However, although the door to the room was open, there was no one there.

The little girl turned around, intending to go to the front floor to wait for her sister, but as soon as she turned around, she suddenly saw the red pepper on the table.

The little girl was already greedy, so when she saw this delicate thing, she couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

I found a small tooth mark on one of the peppers, so I thought my sister had eaten the leftovers.

So, without hesitation, I grabbed a hot pepper and stuffed it into my mouth.