Respawn Entertainment: Days of Glory

Chapter 98 Music Tramp in a Parallel World (Fourth update, please subscribe, monthly tickets, and tips)

After recording the video, Liang Zi asked Li Hao to borrow a Polaroid, and made five signed photos of Bian Lang as gifts for his few fans.

Afterwards, Bian Lang asked Li Hao for a small barbecue stove. After lighting up the smokeless charcoal, he began to show Olaf his technique of turning tofu.

For every Yunnanese who loves cooking tofu, turning tofu is definitely a must-have skill for life gatherings.

Look at the original milky white tofu cubes, which turn into golden "small steamed buns" under the constant flipping and roasting. Occasionally, there are one or two broken skins, and there will be a slight whistle-like sound coming out.Ola, who has never seen the production process, directly turned into a curious baby: "Wave, I began to suspect that you cast magic on this."

"Don't worry, it's definitely more authentic than what you eat in Berlin." After Bian Lang finished speaking, he grabbed a tofu that was about to explode and broke it in half. Thio, and then the mouth is opened in an "O" shape, while chewing and breathing out continuously.

Olaf followed suit, making all the rock musicians laugh.

Li Hao also brought out a bottle of wine that was said to be out of print. Before he opened it, Pan Jianhu joked: "Haozi, you are disgusting, aren't you? Can one person here take a sip of this wine?"

"Brother Hu, what you said is wrong. Brother Long, the wine cultivator, has been pestering me for a long time and didn't take it out. Now that you're here, I'll get it out. I don't care about the amount of wine. It's a good intention."

Hearing this, Pan Jianhu felt relieved, but before he could open his mouth, Ding Tong choked him back with a sentence: "Huzi, it's only Haozi who gave you face and made you proud. You can judge it yourself."

"Brother Hu, I'll give you the first drink!"

"Don't! Ask me to test the poison, right? You should do it yourself..."

Bian Lang smiled and sent Yuxi to Ding Tong, and Ding Tong gave Bian Lang Gendubao.The moment he saw the smoke, Bian Lang's thoughts went back to the time in Hunshu Village in his previous life.

At that time, everyone was poor, so they usually smoked 3-dollar Softballs. If someone threw a baohuazi or something during the performance, they would not be willing to smoke it.

You only take it out when you are showing off on stage, and after you smoke it, you have to add: "This taste is really not as good as Dubao." It makes Guo'er in the audience feel that you are really awesome.

At that time, Lao Xie lit a three-yuan Ruandubao, took two puffs and inserted it into the nut, and after playing a piece, he could still take two puffs.

Mr. Wan once drank too much in a bar. He hugged his guitar and started shouting: "I will never smoke Dubois again..."

And when playing the piano, Mr. Zhao always has a cigarette burning between the middle finger and index finger of his right hand...

Thinking of this, Boss Zhao's version of the XJ folk song "The Tramp" popped up in Bian Lang's music library: "I hate you, I hate you, I really hate you, please ask a painter to draw you, and draw you on that chopping board Above, I will cut you in two with one knife, and I will chop you to death..."

Boss Zhao's voice is like a devil emerging from the roaring sand of the Gobi Desert. While the voice tears at your body, the lyrics still pull at your soul.

Some people said that his guitar had been soaked in water, and some people said that his singing was out of tune, and his voice was full of tobacco, alcohol and phlegm.But Bian Lang himself thinks that he is probably the kind of singer whose song can make people forget the original song when he puts it in his mouth.

Brother Yunpeng, Mr. Wan, and Brother Quan who played together in the previous life have all started to appear in variety shows;

Ma Fat's song "Nan Shan Nan Ruan" hit the street, Song Fat's song "Ms. Dong" also went to the west, even Bian Lang and his band received invitations from Le Xia, and everyone hurriedly made peace with the world.

But only Boss Zhao confessed himself on the day before the 2021 National Day.

But today, Bian Lang suddenly realized that Boss Zhao and Brother Suo might be the same as him, and they had already wandered to another world to continue singing.

"I hope they're as happy as I am now."

Thinking of this, Bian Lang also wants to leave his own version of "The Tramp" in this world...

When everyone was having fun and the guitar was passed to him, Bian Lang lit a cigarette and took two puffs, then sandwiched it between the middle finger and index finger of his right hand, and began to scribble and sing: "

I'm a bum, I've been all over the country...

I'm a tramp, I can't walk all the way...

I got on the horse and went to XZ, climbed on the train and got off to YN...

Singanushiga…

Singanushiga…

I climbed on the train and got off YN...

Singanushiga…

Singanushiga…

I got on the train and I got off YN..."

Amidst the booing and applause, Lao Zhao snatched the tambourine from someone, so he followed suit.

The venue is not private today, so those drinkers and music fans who come to try their luck are in luck.Immediately, a girl started twisting in front of the small stage. Without looking at her face, she just looked at her figure and dancing posture to confirm that she was a Uyghur and hadn't run away.

"Cherrys are delicious, but trees are hard to plant. Hey, the girl is so pretty that I can't even speak..."

The cherries are delicious, but the trees are hard to grow. Hey, the girl is so beautiful, I can't stand it...

Kind girl, she has taken a fancy to me, but I don't have a job and I'm afraid I won't be able to support myself...

Singanushiga…

Singanushiga…

I don’t have a job and I’m afraid I won’t be able to make a living…

Singanushiga…

Singanushiga... I don't have a job and I'm afraid I won't be able to support myself...

Girl, girl, where are you? Hey, I thought of you when I played the guitar...

<divclass="contentadv">Girl, girl, don’t worry. Hey, hire a painter and I will draw you...

Draw you on that guitar, hug the guitar and I hug you...

Singanushiga…

Singanushiga…

Hugging the guitar I hugged you...

Singanushiga…

Singanushiga…

Embrace the guitar and I embrace you..."

After singing this, all the male rock musicians present laughed wryly.Those sitting here today, who didn't have a few bones and skins when they were young, who didn't pick a few fruits when they were young.

But when there is a real girl who can subdue them, everyone is not in the state of mind sung in Bian Lang's song now.I can't indulge my desires, but I can't bear to stop...

Bian Lang is holding this unknown guitar, and there is a picture of a girl with half of her face worn off on the pickguard.

"People say BJ's, the road is wide, and I'll be on the other side in half an hour...

People say BJ's, girl is good, but I don't have a registered permanent residence and I'm still a pauper...

BJ's building is tall and tall, I can only live under there...

Singanushiga…

Singanushiga…

I can only live under that place...

Singanushiga…

Singanushiga…

I can only live under that place...

Girl girl, come with me, hey, BJ is not a place I can stay...

Girl, girl, come with me, hey, let's go all over the country...

After getting on the boat, we went to Lucheng, then climbed on the train and went back to YN...

Singanushiga…

Singanushiga…

We climbed on the train and headed back to YN...

Singanushiga…

Singanushiga…

Climb on the train and let’s go back to YN…”

As Bian Lang sang over and over again, Sister Hu, who had been taking pictures for a while, looked at Bian Lang who was "scumbag" to the core. The moment she pressed the shutter, she couldn't help but praise: "This guy is so slutty." , if we had been in Shucun 10 years earlier, how many fruits would we have picked..."

Tong Qi: "This wave of energy is really killer. With this face, how many young Guo'er will be thrown at you when you go on tour!"

Sure enough, as soon as Tong Qi finished speaking, a girl in the audience responded: "Bian Lang, girl, I will go back with you."

Bian Lang didn't return, and continued to strum with a smile. When he saw the magpie in the audience gave him a look, he yelled: "Magpie!"

Then Magpie followed the rhythm to the song: "Girl, girl, don't worry, hey, I'll marry you after selling the guitar..." Hearing that, Tong Qi in his arms was both disgusted and delighted.

As soon as it opened, all the musicians present couldn't stop, and they all followed in. The tune was the same but the lyrics were all kinds of things. They really traveled all over the country, and they were everywhere...

Bian Lang played for more than 10 minutes without stopping, and just as he was about to speak, someone jumped up to replace him.

This song was sung for 30 minutes. Liang Zi, who started the live broadcast, had no one to watch at first, but then the little witch came to Lianmai, and the number of fans and online numbers increased rapidly.

Everyone was happy to see them, and also happy to scold them:

"Bian Lang, can you please stop doing this kind of temporary business? You were signing autographs during the day, but now you are improvising on the spot..."

"Hey, one-third of the Chinese rock scene is here tonight. Is this a show I can watch for free?"

"Liang Zi, look at what everyone is drinking. Send me a dozen for each table. I'll send you a private message. This performance can't be for nothing..."

"The student party doesn't have much money. I'll give you a reward and ask Brother Liang to order a draft beer for Bian Lang..."

"Lao Liang, you really made a profit tonight. If you have this opportunity, why don't you arrange a signed CD quickly..."

Guoli, who had just returned from Lucheng, was in a taxi going home. When she saw the live broadcast, she patted the "Overlord Gun" in her hand and said to her master: "Master, change the destination and go to Wudaoying Alley."