Quick Travel: The Long Road to Resurrection

Wei Shufen said in a voice that sounded like a mosquito buzzing: "Brother Shengli, my name is Wei Shufen."

Li Shengli didn't pay attention at first, but vaguely caught a glimpse of an eye-catching red figure. When he heard the shy and graceful cry of "Brother Shengli," he carefully sketched her appearance in his mind in conjunction with his previous glimpse.

He had already painted her beauty in his mind, and now it was time to check whether the answer was correct. He made a signature silly smile on his face according to his habit, and focused his smiling eyes on Wei Shufen, who was wearing make-up that looked like paper pricks. .

Suspecting that there was something wrong with his eyes, he lowered his head and did some psychological counseling for himself. Then he looked at it with smiling eyes. The silly smile on his face slowly disappeared. He looked at Li's mother and Lao Qiaoba but hesitated to speak. , couldn't figure out what the problem was, and the answer was so wrong that he felt extremely uncomfortable.

Seeing that Wei Shufen was coming towards him, he hurriedly said: "The blind bear in Mao'er Mountain said that I should not get married early, especially not to a girl named Wei Shufen."

If it was full of flaws, everyone present would be shocked.

The old man covered his eyes and could no longer see.

"The blind bear in the mountains says you shouldn't get married early?"

"It doesn't matter if the blind bear can speak human words."

"You also said you can't marry someone named Wei Shufen?"

All I could do was point my finger at Wei Shufen’s nose and say, you’re an ugly thing, I don’t like you...

Wei Shufen groaned and said: "Then I go? Then I go? Then I go?"

The third aunt was awakened by the thunder this time and said quickly: "It's getting late now. I have to pick up my grandson from school, otherwise he should look for me."

After saying that, the third aunt ran out quickly, as if a dog was chasing her from behind.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the Li family was very strange, and everyone was very embarrassed, except Wei Shufen.

Wei Shufen said affectionately: "Brother Shengli, why don't I change my name to Shufen so that you can marry me."

Mother Li was afraid that her stupid son would say something weird again, so she quickly took over and said, "Daughter, you may have misunderstood. Today I am a guest at my aunt's house. Your brother Shengli is engaged to work at the county machinery factory. "

Mother Wei yelled angrily: "What the hell! You're playing tricks on us after we're engaged. I'm going to report it to the police, but you guys are playing hooligans."

Wei Shufen pointed at Mother Li and said angrily: "Brother Shengli, the lies told by this old man are lying to me, right?"

As soon as these words came out, the three members of the Li family felt that it was over and they were taking the blame.

Li Shengli hurriedly hid behind Lao Baoda and looked at Wei Shufen warily.

When Wei Shufen saw him hiding behind her, she thought she was the one he wanted in the machine factory, so she quickly stepped forward and reached out to grab the old man's face.

It was too late, but it was too late. She immediately used the super powerful water and kicked Wei Shufen.

I saw that she was kicked into the yard by Li Kaiqi and vomited a mouthful of blood.

When Wei's mother saw this, she was angry and frightened. She ran to the yard, hugged Wei Shufen in her arms, and shouted, "Come and see! There's a sand man! There's a sand man in Lao Li's family!"

Mother Li thought that things had become irreversible, and said to Li Kaiqi with tears: "Shengli is the eldest brother, you have to take good care of the old man. This disaster was caused by my mother alone. I have to admit this crime."

Li Shengli's eyes turned red after hearing Mother Li's blaming remarks.

Roaring like a lion: "If you want to go, let me go. At that time, Wei Shufen came for me."

The mother and son said something to each other, which made everyone cry when they heard it.

(Cough cough cough→_→Required for the plot, illegal behavior!!! Cannot be imitated!!! Be sure to be a good law-abiding citizen!)

"Lao Li's amazing family, have you heard about it?"

"Old Li's family is deserted."

Neighbors rushed to Lao Li's house, ready to eat this huge melon.

As soon as I came to this station, I saw one lying on the ground and another sitting next to him.

Seeing that Li Kaiqi was silent, Mother Li thought she was frightened and said quickly: "Old man, don't be afraid! Neither your brother nor I will let you go."

Li Kaiqi smiled and said: "None of us need to go. If we go to the hospital to check for injuries, the most likely result will be anemia and malnutrition."

"Besides, my little arms and legs might be injured!"

After he stopped talking, Wei Shufen woke up.

Mother Wei was surprised and happy and said, "My daughter, how are you? Do you feel uncomfortable in any way?"

Wei Shufen stood up and pushed her away, pointed at Li Kaiqi and said, "You shameless vixen, you live in Brother Shengli's house before you get married."

When everyone heard this

What?If you're not married, you can't live in your own home, otherwise you'll be a shameless vixen?

Who the hell came up with this nonsense?

Didn’t you talk about the Sha people from the old Li family?

I’ve brought my little melon-seed bench with me, and you’re just going to show me this?

Hi!It turned out that he came to Lao Li's house to have a porcelain affair.

Mrs. Xu, who was wearing blue floral floral bottoms, couldn't help it anymore. She glanced at the Wei family with her triangular eyes. The mother and daughter of the Wei family stretched out two fingers and pointed at them: "Hey! Which production brigade do you two goblins come from? Do you dare to come to our Red Flag Brigade to compete? Why don’t you sign up quickly!"

Mrs. Chang echoed: "Send your name!"

Seeing that the scene was even better than the monkey show, everyone sat on the small benches they had brought with them, crossed their legs, knelt and licked their hair, and occasionally commented on it.

Xu and Chang, two pushy old ladies, became more and more excited when they saw everyone cheering them on.

When the mother and daughter of the Wei family saw this scene, everyone around except those who went to the ground came, no more, no more, just enough to surround them in the middle. They regarded the four of Xu Chang and Mrs. Xu as monkey tricks. Of course Xu Chang and her The two women are monkey trainers, and the duo of Pengci'er are the monkeys in the monkey show.

Mrs. Xu said sternly: "Tell me which production team it is from! Someone with bad intentions is here to harm a good little girl."

Mrs. Chang echoed: "No, that old man stole your chickens, touched your dogs, and dug up your ancestral graves!"

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Everyone couldn't stop laughing, and they even cheered for them every few minutes!

These two old ladies are so old-fashioned, and the mother and daughter are singing and scolding each other. They can't stand upright. It's too funny.

After scolding him for two to ten minutes, they saw the captain and scorer Li coming. Everyone felt guilty when they saw the captain. Then they thought that they were here to uphold justice, and they were afraid of what the captain would do and were arrogant. The delicate one straightened up.

The captain looked at everyone's guilty and arrogant looks, and was extremely confused.

The captain pretended not to notice and asked: "Ahem, what happened? Why did you come to Li's house?"

Everyone talked about the two people's affair, and they were treated like monkeys by the two wives Xu Chang for half an hour.

The captain raised his forehead and sighed, "What's this all about?"

I don't know whether to praise the bravery of the team members or laugh at the stupidity of these two.

On the contrary, the Pengci duo saw the captain as if they saw a savior.

He quickly stepped forward and cried: "Captain, please help! We and I are from the five-star brigade. The people in your production team are terrible. Send us back quickly!"

A farce ended like this.