Fooling Tomoko into being a system

"I'll tell you a simple way to increase your fame, that is to open your own villain's personal website! It is used to bring you closer to the citizens of Gotham. If you become famous, no matter what you do, there will be people to help you, even the damn capitalists will wave Money is given to you. Even if you do something wrong, as long as you know these three things, you can handle most crises, just like a neurologist participating in a talk show, but unfortunately he messed up again on it."

"So I might have been able to turn the situation around?" Dr. Neuro was so shameless that he began to beat his head on the carpet. "Damn it, I shouldn't have said that word again on the talk show! But I couldn't help it. When I see a woman, I get nervous and want to go crazy!”

Li Lin doesn't intend to deal with emotional disputes for Dr. Neuro. He wants to make a name for himself in Gotham. Why don't you have some mental illness? Without mental illness, you can't go to Arkham to meet the patients, and communicate with each other to optimize and perfect the criminal process.

"You also need to be able to shame yourself. First find out your own shortcomings and make them all your own. If you talk about it too much, the citizens of Gotham will accept your shortcomings, and then they will find ways to find what they want in you. The advantages you found, and then think about your profession, you are a Gotham supervillain! He actually has these advantages! Oh my God! I love him so much!"

"I will take Ivy as an example. When she introduces herself to me, she first talks about her shortcomings and makes herself self-deprecating. My biggest goal is to protect the ecological environment. Anyone who destroys the environment will die!"

"See, if Poison Ivy declares her point of view like this first, someone will defend her. They will speak for Poison Ivy. As long as the ecological environment is not damaged, Poison Ivy will not be offended. Why are you being criticized by Poison Ivy? Come to your door? Why didn't Poison Ivy find someone else if she was so busy? You must have done something wrong. You have damaged the environment. Poison Ivy can control plants and communicate with them. She knows what the plants are thinking, and she can also Plants know who is destroying the environment, it’s you!”

The three members of Harley's team opened their mouths wide. They took themselves in for a moment, and suddenly felt that what Li Lin said seemed to make some sense!

Li Lin clapped his hands to bring their souls back, "Ivy just likes to kill people who destroy the ecological balance. This is a kind of political correctness! She is easily accepted! Then the public will look for her for those they accept. For example, she is beautiful, caring, and loves the environment. After all, she can control plants and can be regarded as a spokesperson for plants."

"Ivy, you can run for a position like the head of the environmental protection department!" Li Lin joked to Ivy, "Three chances, first a warning, then a fine, and finally a murder! You are a villain after all! The citizens will understand you. , Poison Ivy, she actually warned me first!"

The corners of Poison Ivy's mouth dropped. This was too troublesome. She always killed directly.

"This is self-defeating, lowering the expectations of Gotham citizens for themselves. Super villains have an advantage over superheroes in this regard. Because they are heroes, it is difficult for them to appear stained in the eyes of citizens. They will hold a magnifying glass. Look for the hero’s flaws.”

"In the end, you rely on action and ability to clear yourself, such as making some great achievements, or helping an old lady cross the road in front of everyone, or rescuing a cat that climbed up a big tree and couldn't get down, even though the cat can do it on its own. jump down."

"These three ways can save your career as a professional villain, think about Dr. Neuro!"

Li Lin silently inserted a knife into him again.

Clayface raised his right hand and asked, "Li, we helped the old lady and saved the kitten on the tree. What should we do if no one sees us?"

"This shows that your team is incomplete and you lack a channel for your own voice. You can make a video of what you do and post it on your personal website!"

"So this is why you said we need to open a personal website?" Harley finally understood, "It seems that we really need our own voice channel."

"That's right, Harley, you finally understand!" Li Lin leaned back and pointed his index fingers at Harley.

"Where are the paper and pen? I need to write them all down," Harley frantically searched for paper and pen. "My team also needs a personal website, and I also need a heroic enemy to gain popularity..."

Watching Harley write down everything she said, Li Lin continued.

"There are very few current villains in Gotham who build their own websites. This is mainly due to two reasons. They don't realize that they have a need in this area. They are so poor that they have to rob banks. They have no ability or money to hire people. Help him make a website.”

"And already famous super villains don't need to increase their reputation through personal websites. Harley, this is your chance! Third-rate villains don't have the ability to do it, and top villains don't have to do it!"

"If I do it, I will stand out from those third-rate villains!"

Harley jumped up excitedly and clapped her hands with the tall Clayface. She even squatted down and touched Dr. Neuro's messy hair.

Li Lin watched the three of them dizzy after being fooled by him. It seemed that they had accepted some of his ideas and used becoming super villains as a carrot in front of their donkeys to drive them to stop killing Gotham citizens indiscriminately. This was a disservice to him. Also very beneficial.

He now lives with Poison Ivy, who strengthens his body, studies poisonous gases, has powerful abilities, and is a doctor of preventive neurology. He can't live without her.

And it seems that Poison Ivy will not just watch something happen to Harley. If Harley does something big that cannot be solved, Poison Ivy will still have to clean up the mess. This will slow down the research progress and drag herself into trouble.

If they do as they say, Harley and the others will basically not get into big trouble, and they won't have to worry about attracting Batman.

"Okay, Harry, don't be too happy, you can start by building a website yourself!"

Li Lin doesn’t believe what else can happen if he builds a personal website!

The next morning—

Harley's team still uses Poison Ivy's house as a base, eating corn soup at home early in the morning.

"The first message has been posted on our personal website, looking for an old enemy!" Harley tapped the keyboard excitedly, "I have posted the message on the website for a day, and the number of replies to messages so far is 0?"

Li Lin immediately praised Harley when he saw her face, and her twin ponytails withered as if they had lost their souls.

Poison Ivy angrily grabbed her comb and yelled, "Clayface, you used my comb! It's all covered in mud!"

Clayface saw the mud he left on the comb, and used his ability to control mud to suck the mud into his body, "NO! I'm useless!"

"What are you doing! Harley, why are your team in my apartment and making my house a mess!" Ivy looked like she was going crazy.

The old landlord in a wheelchair opened the door and said, "What's your apartment? This is my apartment. If your rotten friends continue to make my house dirty, I will kick you out."

Poison Ivy stepped forward and immediately closed the door.