Fooling Tomoko into being a system

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While the two were chatting about Harley, Harley came back with smelly mud and leaves all over her body. She dropped the mud as she walked into the living room.

"Oh my god! Harley, what's wrong with you?" Poison Ivy put down the coffee in her hand and immediately asked with concern.

Harley wanted to sit down on the sofa in despair, but Li Lin rushed him to the bathroom, and he went to get a mop to deal with the smelly mud that Harley brought home.

"I was about to get the nuclear bomb, but that door actually had to insert and twist three locks at the same time. I... I was trying to figure out how to open the lock, and then I was attacked by the Joker and thrown off the train." Harley turned back as she walked. He said, getting more and more angry as he spoke.

"I need a top team!"

"You need to take a shower first," Poison Ivy looked at the traces of Harley walking in the living room and the smelly mud on her body.

Half an hour later, Harley walked to the lower left side of Poison Ivy wrapped in a bath towel.

"So? Didn't get the nuclear warhead?" After saying that, she took a sip of coffee and Poison Ivy rubbed salt on Harley's wounds.

"NO! So I need a team, even if it's not that top-notch, maybe just open a lock or something with me! All super villains have teams, but I don't!"

"It's good to be alone, like me!" She also controlled the vines to pour herself coffee, deliver cookies, and give her a massage. Poison Ivy's comfort was ineffective, and she basically didn't need a team.

Harley saw Poison Ivy's ability to defeat a team by herself, and she was moved, "Xiao Ai, I have never needed you as much as I do now! I need your help!"

"Harley, actually the team is not as strong as you think. Some great villains all work alone." Poison Ivy was completely based on her own abilities. She was looking for examples to give Harley, "Harley, look at this guy on TV. Dr. Neuro! He’s fighting Wonder Woman alone.”

The neurologist on TV is a psychologist with telepathy and mind control. Because he was born a dwarf and ugly, he was shunned by girls since he was a child, so he has a strong hatred for women when he grows up.

Li Lin knew that this was the famous villain of Wonder Woman, and he didn't seem to be a good person. He hoped that Harley would not find him as a team member.

Dr. Neuro controlled the car to hit Wonder Woman, but it was easily split in half.

He used his superpowers to control Wonder Woman, strangled her like a Sith, and was broken free by the explosion of Wonder Woman's divine power.

He was so angry that he insulted Wonder Woman with the letter starting with C, in front of the TV station!At that moment, time stopped and the world became silent. Everyone looked at him in horror, including the peeing dog and the birds flying in the sky...

The two women sitting in front of the TV were no exception, "Oh! SXXt!!"

"If he had a team maybe someone would teach him the curse word that starts with B, which sounds pretty good."

Li Lin is not the English idiot he was before. He also knows what the neurologist said, "Harley, you don't want to recruit such a person, do you? It seems that his super villain career is almost over."

"OH~ Of course, of course I won't recruit him. After all, I am also a woman." Harley responded.

Li Lin is afraid that Harley is "really sweet" and Dr. Neuro is a great threat to him. He can telepathize and control his mind.

Is there any way to deal with such people?

"But I still want a super team. If I have a team, I can grab a nuclear bomb and use it to threaten the mayor with using my name to build a highway."

highway!God, Li Lin knew that no matter what happened recently, Yingjiang's solution was to build a highway to miss him.

At first, Li Lin didn't understand why they wanted to build a road to remember, until Li Lin thought of Yingjiang's existing infrastructure capabilities and the infrastructure they had not upgraded for almost a hundred years. If this road was built, at least he could leave his name on it. century.

Maybe if we ask Yingjiang to build a highway, we really can only threaten the mayor with a nuclear bomb!

Harley has super mobility. She quickly went to the Legion of Destruction Club and the Junior Recruitment Center, hoping that she would have a good harvest.

Li Lin waited for Harley to go out and immediately approached Ivy, "Ivy, is there any way to deal with Dr. Neuro? He is too dangerous."

Poison Ivy looked at Li in confusion, not knowing why he thought Dr. Neuro was dangerous, "Dear, Dr. Neuro is Wonder Woman's formidable enemy and will not come to Gotham. You don't need to worry about him."

"But he soon became unworthy of being an enemy of Wonder Woman. Because he said that word, his supervillain career seemed to be over. It was clear from this that he had no respect for women, and you and Ha Li...they are all women with elegant temperament and outstanding beauty." Li Lin praised her vigorously without asking for money.

"Don't worry, dear, Xiaoha is also a woman. I understand her. She won't go to a neurologist."

It seems that Poison Ivy cannot find items or abilities to defend against spiritual enemies for the time being, but Li Lin recorded this in order to protect his memory.

"The sophon system records the high threat of neurodoctors."

[Recorded. 】

——Legion of Destruction Club——

Harley almost fell asleep waiting on the bench when she suddenly heard a familiar voice.

"Are you sure you can settle this matter?"

"Of course, we are familiar with this and have dealt with more difficult ones. It is just a small matter for you. You can go on TV to speak a few times and apologize. That's it. It would be better if you cry and say how much you love your wife. When something happened to Mr. Freeze, he asked us to help him solve it, and he cried and said he loved his wife very much, showing his true feelings!"

The two staff members quickly sent the neurologist away and looked at Harley, who was about to fall asleep in the chair, "Hello, Ms. Quinn, we have been waiting for you for a long time!"

Looking at the neurologist who the two had just sent away, it was difficult for Harley not to suspect that they were telling lies, "Um~Thank you!"

"Follow me, we have already found you an absolutely outstanding subordinate."

Harley followed them into a small conference room and watched as they took out notebooks and projected various crimes on the wall.

"Kronk, the thug, the crazy cholesterol-obsessed patient, pick him if you don't mind."

"Professor, you are so smart!"

"He is fierce, resistant to fire, and loves explosions. He will make your team steal the show. It is a good choice for a new team to choose him."

Harley sat in the shadow, crossed her elbows and crossed her legs, "I want them all! I will use them to defeat the Joker!"

"Did you break up? I thought you were just joking like before!"

"Yes, I dumped him."

"Didn't you go back to find him?"

"I'm working alone. Now I'm looking for a team to kill the clown. When will they arrive!"

"Sorry, they may not have control, they will never have control!"

Harley slammed the door and left. She wanted to prove that it was not because of the Joker that she could recruit people in the Legion of Destruction. Behind her, there was a message from the staff to try to stay, "If you get back together with the Joker, our door will always be open for you."