Fooling Tomoko into being a system

Gotham City is a model of law and order, and Arkham is home to many outstanding people.

It was hard for Li Lin to imagine how ordinary people could survive in Gotham. With so many people dying in each incident, how could such a population come from and make Gotham City seem to be thriving.

If you see a plant moving, run quickly.

When you hear the coins falling, run quickly.

Hear the sound of penguins and feel like running.

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Don't trust anyone, because of Clayface, don't go into the sewers, because of the wisdom of Solomon Grandy, don't guess the riddles when you see them.

Don't go out after dark, lock the doors and windows, it's best to dig a basement, and prepare all kinds of poisons and medical supplies.

Career choice will be about how long you live. Don't be a cop in Gotham. Don't think you're Jim Gordon. Think of the invisible little cop.

Don't open a brick-and-mortar store in Gotham. You will always face gangsters collecting protection fees and black police extortion. It is more likely to cause a fight and leave you with feathers all over the place.

Li Lin didn't expect that he would actually travel to Gotham. The above thoughts flashed through his mind. Now he has to worry about his own residence and food.

After leaving the Trisolaran Universe, Li Lin felt that something in his heart was opened, and he felt relaxed. He did not need to think about the fate of mankind, but only needed to take care of himself.

If he had found a plant that could eat people next to him before, he would have run away. If he couldn't run away, he would have set fire to the house and burned it down.

"Hey! Frank! My name is Li Lin."

Frank was attracted by Li Lin's shout and stared at him with two big eyes.

He swallowed, "Frank, you should be able to find that you are about to die. No one will water or fertilize you. I don't know how long it will take for Ivy to come back. Maybe a year, maybe three to five years."

Frank put the root on his chin and rubbed it repeatedly. If it had any chin swelling, it looked like he was thinking.

"I can eat you, enough for me to digest for a while. What if Ivy comes back?"

"Hey, you have to do all the risk management. If you think about Ivy not coming back, won't you die of thirst?"

Li Lin was instilling a sense of crisis in Frank, making him realize that it would die if no one watered or fertilized it.

This ignores another possibility. This is Gotham. How could there be no thieves coming to the door? Frank estimates that he can eat enough to eat even the thieves who come to the door.

"What do you think of me? I just need a place to live. I will water and fertilize you so that you can grow strong and strong. All other plants will give you a thumbs up and say they are beautiful."

"You're such a genius, I agreed!"

Frank swayed happily from side to side, waving his hands in the air, even if a root with eyes could be counted as hands.

Li Lin was very happy to convince Frank the piranha, but there was a lot of risk in this. What if he was not satisfied with my watering and fertilizing, just like the three corpses on the ground.

"Frank, you vomited three corpses in front of me, which scared me. I was afraid that you would eat me too if you were not satisfied." Li Lin began to threaten, "Do you know what I will do?"

Frank pressed his hands to his cheeks and screamed in horror, "You want to kill me? With the lighter in your hand?"

"Although I thought so!"

"You actually thought about it!"

"Don't you also want to eat me?"

"Then we're even."

"You are still useful. I will not burn you to death. If someone breaks into the room, wouldn't you be my bodyguard? How could I burn my own bodyguard to death? How crazy must I be to do this."

"I decided to take some herbicide, salt, and crowbars with me, and I'm telling you this, do you hear me clearly?"

"Why would you carry something so dangerous with you? Even a crowbar."

Frank heard a burst of laughter coming from Li Lin.

Li Lin knew that Frank was scared, "I am here to prevent you from eating me randomly. I will tell you first that I will carry herbicide so that you will not eat me. The crowbar is to prevent you from using it after eating me." Come and perform a small operation on your body, although I am not a doctor."

"Oh my God! You damn devil."

"Do you still want to eat me now? I will use a crowbar to disembowel your stomach and even sprinkle some ash in your eyes."

Frank closed his eyes with both hands and covered his stomach. He leaned back and tried to stay away from Li Lin.

This guy was actually ready to disembowel it.

Seeing the frightened Frank, Li Lin slowly approached him with a tent frame in his hand, and reached out to caress and comfort him on top of his head, as if he were petting a puppy.

Frank seemed even more frightened and was trembling all the time.

"Don't be afraid. Good things will happen to you too. Do you know who I am?"

Frank shook his head wildly, "I don't know?"

"I am a flower grower. I am born with a natural talent for farming among my racial talents. Growing flowers is not much different."

"Chinaman? I never knew you had such a talent."

Of course, Li Lin didn't dare to continue talking about them growing vegetables in the back garden and balcony, for fear of scaring Frank.

This is called making good use of talents.

Under Li Lin's touch, Frank gradually stopped shaking, and he began to become interested in the talent Li Lin mentioned.

Li Lin found a place to live on his first day in Gotham, and a pot of plant bodyguards.

"Frank, do you want to try my craft?" Li Lin took out his notebook from his bag and asked, "Frank, how long have you been watering or fertilizing?"

"Oh, I don't remember!"

Frank stretched out his eyes and watched Li Lin write in his notebook for half a year, "Why are you writing this?"

"I want to make statistics and decide how many times to water you a day."

Frank clapped his hands happily, "As expected of a professional."

Frank may never know that Li Lin raised a cactus in front of the computer to death, and he was afraid that Frank would also drown.

Although it was unlikely, Frank could talk and would tell him if there was too much water.

He took out his notebook to write and draw just to look professional in front of Frank.

Gosh, let's start praying for Frank that he's not the next Prickly Pear.

Li Lin easily found the kettle in the corner of the room. He went to the bathroom to fill it with water, and then watered all the plants in the room.

He was afraid that Du Tengnu would find the plants dead when she came back and blame him. This was very possible.

When I finally watered Frank, I made him squeal comfortably, his movements were very much like a husky.

They get along pretty well now, don't they?

Li Lin started to clean the dust in the room. When he was collecting water, he found that there was no water or power outage in the room. ,

Cleaning a large dusty room is a big hassle, and you also have to wash the bedding and take it to the balcony to dry.

He also found three black plastic bags and put the three slime-covered skeletons in them, preparing to bury them in Robinson Park at night.