Fooling Tomoko into being a system

"Hi, little Batman, which country are you from now?"

"Gotham~"

LEGO Joker circled around LEGO Batman and even danced a ballet in excitement.

"Are you sure you're not Canadian? Your accent sounds Canadian to me."

What the hell, who else could Batman be if he wasn't from Gotham America?Li Lin was extremely puzzled by Lego Clown's words.

"Well~~" Lego Batman, who had just broken the fourth wall, touched his chin and lost in thought, "I'm not Canadian!"

"My voice actor, Will Arnett, is Canadian."

"YES! YES! YES!"

The Lego Joker was so excited that he slid to his knees on the ground, grabbed the hand of the Lego Batman toy and started kissing it.

Until Lego Batman got disgusted and kicked him away.

But the Lego Joker was still laughing so hard on the ground that his goal was successful, and Batman broke the fourth wall under his design.

He can't wait to tell LEGO Batman about the alley leg-eating joke.

Doctor Manhattan sees Lego Batman reveal that his voice actor is Canadian, confirming that he has broken the fourth wall.

He has collected three wall-breaking data, Harley Quinn, Li Lin, and Batman.

Dr. Manhattan closed his eyes, crossed his legs and rose into the air, and began to analyze the data to break the fourth wall!

Li Lin is about to complete his agreement with Dr. Manhattan, and he already wants to leave the universe.

Li Lin doesn't know whether when Dr. Manhattan breaks the fourth wall, it will immediately trigger a reboot of the DC universe, or whether it will continue along the death metal route and restart at a specific time.

Because Li Lin lacked two key memories, Li Lin was not sure how much time was left before the death metal event. He completed his agreement with Manhattan and left immediately.

"Hey, Batman, do you look like Christian Bale?" Lego Joker grabbed Lego Batman's feet and said pitifully.

"Michael Keaton!" Batman continued, "Ben Affleck is also handsome."

"But Michael Keaton didn't come to Marvel to play the vulture?" Li Lin's interruption was just right.

"Traitor!" X2

LEGO Batman and LEGO Joker said in unison.

"Don't be like this. I grew up watching Michael Keaton's Batman. What's worse is not Green Lantern."

"This is also a traitor!"

"Don't be so jealous, I quite like Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool! Lots of slutty stuff."

"Hmm~~" Lego Batman was silent for a while, "Now I know why he keeps going outside the universe to maintain peace. It turns out that he secretly plays Marvel's Deadpool."

"Hey~ let me get back to the serious topic! Forget the traitor." LEGO Joker interjected appropriately.

"Ahem!" He coughed twice, attracting their attention.

"I said I didn't kill Jason Todd!"

LEGO Batman immediately grabbed the LEGO Joker's purple tie and lifted the Joker's feet off the ground.

You could tell he was excited.

"Calm down, it was Jim Stalin and the 'audience' who killed Jason Todd together, not me, the clown who took the blame."

Lego Batman let go of the tie he was holding on to and found the name of the man, the author of Death in the Family.

Looking at the angry Batman, the Joker only felt happy, a kind of happiness coming from the bottom of his heart!

"Where are we now! Don't get excited, there will be more to come! It's not me who disabled Barbara, it's Alan Moore~"

LEGO Clown makes the last word 'er' very thin and long.

Lego Batman clenched his fists when he heard the Joker's weird accent!

"No, no, no! Wait until I finish, wait until I finish before fighting! There are more exciting places." Lego Joker raised his finger at Batman and shook it from side to side.

"Do you want to know who the real murderer of your parents was?"

The corners of Lego Clown's mouth are grinning crazily to his ears!

"Jo Chell!"

"No, no, no!!! It's still not right, it's Bob Kane and Bill Finger. He needs a hero with bitter hatred, which is you, Batman!"

"Why did he kill your parents? Because Bob Kane saw that the two writers of Superman next door were getting $800 a week."

"Ahahahahahahahaha~~~~800 US dollars, just 800 US dollars, you will lose your parents."

"You are laughing, why aren't you laughing? The richest man in Gotham, Mr. and Mrs. Wayne, actually lost their parents because of $800 a week. Isn't it funny?"

"This is a huge joke, funnier than Joe Chill killing your parents."

bang——

The Lego Clown flew out, but he still curled up on the ground and laughed wildly.

"Ahahahahaha~~~~"

Lego Clown quickly got up from the ground, "This toy body is very easy to use."

"There is something even more outrageous about Bill Finger! He is obviously a caricature of two people, but he can never have a name."

"What does the Dark Knight mean?" The Joker opened his hands to Batman, "You don't deserve it! He does."

"Think about it in your little head, all your origin stories, the movie theater, the alley, the gunman, the two legs."

"Did the gunman kill your parents? How dare he? How dare he kill the Waynes and his wife, the most famous good people in Gotham? Who doesn't know the Waynes? And why didn't he kill you~~you Have you ever thought about this?"

"It's because Bob Kane needs Batman and is jealous of the $800 a week author of Superman!!! He won't allow Joe Chill to kill you."

"Stop talking!" Lego Batman interrupted the Joker with an angry roar.

"Why don't you let me say it? I always wanted you to jump over, but you refused. Now that I have pushed you in front of the truth, do you still want to shrink into the comfort zone they created, turning a deaf ear and turning a blind eye?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk! This is not the Batman I know."

Good guy!Li Lin called out in his heart, "What a guy!"

Li Lin watched the Joker stabbing Batman with words without seeing a drop of blood, but he did know that Batman was getting...weaker.

It was as if he could see Batman's back, broken by Bane, beginning to bend for the first time, and his faith was crumbling.

His motivation to become Batman is being stalked, stepped on and thrown into the trash by the Joker.

"Both of us are wretches. You lost your parents, and I lost my wife and children."

The clown pretended to be pitiful, "You should be able to see "The Killing Joke" now, right? Are my wife and children cute?"

"You always thought I was crazy, but you still want to save me and return me to the normal world?"

"Ahhhhhhh~~"

Lego Batman fell to his knees, put his head in his hands and yelled wildly.

"But who knows that you have been fighting so-called 'criminals' in the script, and the cycle continues and restarts infinitely?"

Lego Joker, with his hands behind his back, walked around the roaring Lego Batman, and he seemed to hear Bruce whispering something.

He bent down with his legs straight and put his hands to his ears, as if listening.

"What...do you...see...?"

"What are you talking about? Please speak louder. That punch you just punched was so powerful that my ears may have malfunctioned!"

The clown's tone was filled with pride. He was a well-deserved winner and now was his time to enjoy it.

"What is your purpose in telling me this?"