Rebirth in 1998 starts with the stock god

On this day, very funny scenes occurred in numerous financial markets including the stock market and foreign exchange market.

The official directly issued an announcement: "due to technical failure", all securities transactions were suspended.

But careful people find it.

The so-called suspension of all transactions means that you can no longer sell, but you can still operate it in the background if you want to buy!

This kind of "technical pause" that makes people look like fools is nicknamed "unplugging the network cable" by netizens.

Half an hour after the "unplugging the network cable" occurred, Baguo officials once again issued a message: trading was suspended on a large scale and all open contracts will be cancelled!

Seeing this news, Han Li and others all took a deep breath and broke out in cold sweat.

Immediately afterwards, everyone looked at Chen Mo like a god.

This time, the other party not only "unplugged the network cable", but also wanted to cheat directly and cancel all the short and long operations during this period! ! !

"Huchi~~~~Huchi~~~"

Han Li gasped and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

If he had just hesitated for a few seconds, it is very likely that he would not have closed the position in time, and then the transaction would have been cancelled!

Then all the hard work these days has been in vain! ! !

"Mr. Chen, you are really clever!"

Han Li couldn't help but sigh.

"Fortunately, Mr. Chen, you are decisive, otherwise, all the money we made today will be stolen!" He Chaoling was still frightened.

The big guys also spoke one after another, exaggerating Chen Mo's clever calculations and so on.

Chen Mo smiled.

It wasn't that he had a miraculous plan, but that he had seen too many such incidents happen in his previous life.

He knows the bankers of the overlord very well.

This group of rubbish will definitely act rogue as long as they lose money.

Just like playing chess.

If I can beat you, I can behave gracefully and even generously. It doesn't matter if I give you two sons.

But when I can't beat you, then I'm sorry, I want to regret my chess. If I regret my chess and still can't beat you...

Then stop playing, just lift the table and stop everyone playing!

Start over! ! !

"There is a way to rescue the market, which is called FireWire to suspend trading. At present, there are two main methods in the capital market: one is legal and reasonable, which is to trigger the circuit breaker mechanism. All players know the rules and are willing to admit it.

There is also a "technical suspension", which can be as short as a few hours or as long as a full day. The reason is that the trading system fails.

This is just a waste of time.

Ordinary players and even big players have no way of predicting this.

It is a mechanism where the banker and the official can "regret the move" and "turn the table over". "

"Including CDS, we estimate that we can make more than ten trillion yuan today, right? In other words, our opponent will lose more than ten trillion yuan.

How could they not cheat on such a horrific loss? "

"I'm not a magician, I just understand the humanity of these bastards better."

Chen Mo said lightly.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Mo announced loudly:

"Bells and others went bankrupt, and we were shorted by us and the ABX index fell by nearly 35%. The subprime mortgage crisis in the dominant country will definitely spread to all walks of life, and even major Western developed countries, within a month or two!" !”

“I declare that the initial short selling operation was a complete success!!!”

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The foundation's deceitful tactics continue.

The largest exchange in the United States announced that it would lower the daily price limit of all CME stock index futures to 5% (previously 7%) because the NYSE suspended trading due to technical failure.

Countless investors from the Kongshen camp made frantic calls and even called the police.

However, the FBI of the overlord country issued an announcement, claiming that this was a technical failure and no law enforcement action was required.

Hegemony official, the Financial Secretary said: We are paying close attention to the changes in the situation after the failure.

Subsequently, officials from the Overlord Security Department and the China Securities Regulatory Commission also released news saying: There is no sign that the headquarters has been attacked by hackers, and it has been preliminarily confirmed to be a technical issue.

As for what the technical issue is, I’m sorry, I have no comment!

The Baguo Securities and Exchange Commission said: It is just a partial functional failure, and many sectors have not been affected and can be purchased normally.

Then public opinion exploded!

Countless investors and netizens have criticized the foundation’s shameless behavior online:

"Isn't the hegemon's financial market claimed to be the most fair and equitable in the world? If you can't fucking play, just unplug the Internet cable. You tell me this is fair and equitable?"

"Technical failure? No one would believe this lie!"

"The hedging team can't beat the short-selling camp, so you don't let them short sell. That's really awesome!"

"Coincidentally, the official app only allows you to buy and not sell. This technical glitch is unbeatable!"

"That's how things always work out. They can change the rules at any time. They can't lose."

Netizens from all over the world also expressed:

"Shameless hegemony, there is really no limit!"

"The feeling of evil winds everywhere."

"A dog can get a loan to buy a house. I have just recovered from this news in the past few days. I didn't expect to see "Unplug the Internet Cable" and "Repent the Chess" one after another today. There is really no limit to the dominance of the country! "

"2008 is really an eye-opening year!"

"My filter for overlord is completely shattered!"

"The world is just a huge grassroots team, including the Overlord! You thought he would come up with some ingenious tricks to resist the Kongshen camp, but... he pulled out the network cable, regretted his chess, flipped the table, and stopped playing with you!"

"..."

Not only that, even the governor of a certain state in the overlord country couldn't stand it anymore!

In the Tianba Kingdom’s Congress, the governor jumped out and cursed:

"All the rights of the Overlord are in the hands of the Foundation!"

"This is not the path of hegemony. There is also the previous bullshit bill (Anti-Foundation Awareness Act), but you guys actually passed it!"

Having said this, he angrily threw the physical bill documents on the table into the air, his face turned red:

"How the hell do we answer to the people of the hegemonic country that elected us? You are so fucking shameless!!!"

"You have no sense of shame. I'm tired of working with you bastards!!"