Kusuo Saiki travels into the daily routine of beating up enemies

"Your cat." Chrollo put the panda on the table. It was the first time he met the main body. The panda's hands and feet stiffened and he stood aside.

The stiff robot movements slightly caught Saiki Kusuo's attention.

Saiki Kusuo: How did you end up like this? Are there any fractures?

The panda didn't dare to move.

Well, he seems to have the ability to repair himself. If there is no perspective on such a delicate thing, I'd better leave it alone.Saiki Kusuo continued to eat his dessert: You have been out for so long and did this?

"Well, I also did other things." The ability to communicate on the same frequency has not been cancelled. After sitting down at the dining table, Chrollo could clearly hear Saiki Kusuo's voice, "So what happened to your decision? I said This is a time war, there is no need to delay."

Kusuo Saiki took a spoonful of pudding and put it in his mouth.If you think about it seriously, can't I really leave my safety issues to the housekeeper and Sanmao?

"Okay, I will also steal your chess pieces. Those two butlers are too weak to be safe. Allowing you to be free is irresponsible for my own human rights, including those of the spiders." Chrollo glanced at the spoonful. Some shaky puddings, with two extra words written on the menu given by the waiter.

Kusuo Saiki ate the pudding, and when he was digging again, he suddenly found that his pudding cup was missing.

The cup was already in front of Chrollo.

This guy seems to be getting more and more crazy after knowing that my superpower is gone.

Chrollo smelled the scent of pudding, but the tableware on the side only had knives and forks, so he picked the knife and turned it in his hand: "Just like now, it's easy for me to steal your pudding."

Chrollo raised his blade downwards, trying to pick up a piece of pudding, but missed.

The pudding cup has already arrived in the arms of the doraemon who is usually on standby.

Nan Mao: It doesn’t matter, I will get it back.

……

Nanmao's move made both of them stunned, and they hesitated for three seconds.

Chrollo stared at the cat, reached for the knife, and slashed at the cat.

The blade pierced the pudding in front of the cat, and he picked up the pudding cup in front of him.

"Have you also set a naughty design for the robot to protect its master?"

What my brother gave me was not given by me. That guy is definitely a cat lover in private.

"Well, you guys look like cats when you beat up the enemy family."

I'm not talking about that brother...forget it, whatever you think.

"Let's get down to business. I just found out from outside that the area to the west of this city is most likely an area that has no lord yet."

luck is so good.

"The person who gave the information gave a speech on the street, saying that he came from the western realm, which is a food desert and advised everyone not to go there. But the area without the lord is less difficult, but you can't eat delicious food. "

The great Meteor Street people have suffered a lot, and I wish you good luck.

"Give me the Lord's Chess and I will go by myself."

Saiki Kusuo raised his head, suddenly wishing that his elder brother would come down from the sky to help him.

Although the eldest brother is now also a member of the brigade!

Chrollo could understand why Saiki Kusuo didn't want to go: "It's just that I can't eat dessert."

Now I am an ordinary person who needs to eat three meals a day, not those of you who can starve for seven days and still survive.

"Well, let's go there for only two days and pack some snacks and desserts. I'll try my best to conquer that area within two days. If you haven't conquered it after two days, I will bring you back here."

Why snacks and desserts? Are there any conditions for instant noodles? I also want to eat hot dishes and rice. Eating desserts with rice can cause tooth decay.

And now that I can't hear my voice, it's hard to trust this person.

"I will add instant noodles, and I will definitely bring you back in two days. If I fail to do so, I will be stabbed by Ilmi. This sentence has the effect of an oath, how about it. You can get certification from a telepathic person."

Nanmao certified: It’s true, he really swore it.

Saiki Kusuo: Do ​​you really not care about your dignity as a human being? Being stabbed by Ilmi is very scary.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he actually made such a poisonous oath.

Saiki Kusuo agreed.

Why should I bring my body with me no matter what?Nan Mao pretended to be motionless Doraemon and eavesdropped.

[Phew, I took a step back and finally agreed.He is an ordinary person now and does not have the experience of an ordinary person. I heard that he is a lady who has not stepped out of the house in the past ten years... Now she can indeed be described as a lady.Not to mention those with telekinesis abilities, even against other ordinary people, chess pieces are very dangerous.The worst thing is that he has no self-awareness and when he has no ability, he is completely arrogant and has a bad personality and has no friends...]

Nanmao: This guy is really annoying.Why don't I show my strength sometime and let this spider leave as soon as possible? It's going to be very troublesome, eh?Why are so many dishes suddenly served? Isn’t the main body already finished?This guy named Chrollo ordered so many?Why did the pudding come in three portions?There were only two people in total.

"Kusuo-sama, please take your time!" The waiter who delivered the meal was smiling broadly, staring straight at Saiki Kusuo. [ah! !This person is the sexual incarnation of the king!Sparasi!Totally beautiful girl! ]

Nanmao: [How many layers of filter have you turned on? Hey, that’s enough. ]

The waiter immediately stood upright, sweat dripping from his body.I didn’t expect the king to be watching. Oh no, no!Keep your chest up, your head up, and your belly in... By the way, there's another guest!

The waiter bowed to Chrollo: "Another gentleman, your meal is still being prepared and the dessert has been completed. Please wait a moment!"

Chrollo twirled the cup with his knife with great interest: "Does the lord have any preferential treatment?"

"Ah, how could it be! No one specifically told Kusuo-sama that he was the lord! No one said that he belonged to the king... Ah, I'm sorry, I don't know, I don't know anything! I'm going to clean the cabinet first!"

Nanmao: ...This idiot.

Saiki Kusuo completely ignored this scene and lowered his head to taste the pile of desserts in front of him.

*After learning that he was going to a food desert, Saiki Kusuo ordered a bunch of desserts.

The teleport point to the west of the city is finally a normal gate.

Saiki Kusuo and Chrollo were standing side by side in front of the door. Chrollo was holding two bags in both hands, one bag containing desserts and the other bag containing instant noodles and other fast food.

Nan Mao: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they are really well prepared for these two days.But a food desert?In terms of food, no area should treat anyone badly. Which map is it...

Nanmao was observing from behind. This door gave him an ominous premonition, but he had created so many areas that he couldn't remember the area to which this door went.

Since his sudden awakening more than a year ago, he has transformed a large area.

Everything about survival, horror, and evil religious style was collected by him, packed and sealed.

In these current fields, the themes exist in ordinary society.

What should an ordinary person have in his life?Play mud, play games, rebel, play games, study, play games, fall in love, play games, work, play games...

After his speculation, this is absolutely correct.

Therefore, no matter what happens, it should not matter. All the fields he set up are daily life in ordinary society!

Chrollo opened the door, and it was pitch black inside. They had to walk directly in to find out what was going on in the other area.

Saiki Kusuo and Chrollo walked in one after the other.

"Crack."

"Crack."

There was the sound of metal tools being buckled, and Kusuo Saiki and Chrollo were each restrained with a pair of handcuffs.

"The release is over, please go back to your cells." A very strong prison guard said from behind the two of them.

Saiki Kusuo: Give me an explanation, Chrollo, you don’t know this is the case here.

Chrollo: "...I only heard a few words and got into trouble."

You are going home. I have never had a plan to get into trouble in my life.

"Ahem, I didn't want to enter a place like this either."

Are you ready to be enchanted by Ilmi?He likes to stab his head, and he may stab his face directly. I will give him suggestions.

"...You don't need to think about this too early. Don't worry, you can escape if there is a prison."

How can I let go? I don’t want a life with such a criminal record.

"Bang!"

The prison guard banged a stick on the iron door: "What's the fuss about? You just said you were escaping from prison, right? Take this guy and put him in solitary confinement for five days! Take the other one to the women's room!"

It's been five days since it was good.

"Also, take away their instant noodles and other food for inspection and return them after ten days."

Desserts will be spoiled after ten days.

The prison guard was fierce and serious. He pressed down on Chrollo's shoulders, trying to push his body down and walk with his head down, but found that no matter how hard he tried, the man could not move at all.

Chrollo's eyes were filled with concentration, and he glanced at the prison guards around him.

The battle seems to be imminent.

"Stop, stop, stop! Click!"

Nanmao secretly wiped his sweat from behind.Yeah, yeah, yeah, finally caught up.

Unexpectedly, it was the prison theme. Obviously the other 24 themes were all relaxed, happy and easy to pass. At that time, the prison theme was only left because I thought that prisons would exist in ordinary society after all, so I did not delete it.

"Thank you for your hard work, Teacher Qi Mu, thank you for your hard work, Teacher Lu Xilu." The visitor was a young man in casual clothes, carrying a satchel with various props in it. Take off the handcuffs first!”

The burly prison guards on both sides also suddenly started apologizing mode: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Let me untie it now!"

Saiki Kusuo:?The style of painting changes so quickly.

Chrollo pondered: Why would a person dressed like this appear in the prison? His attire looks very friendly and polite to us, but he has a commanding tone towards the prison guards, as if he is a superior.

Nanmao: This person is indeed so annoying. He calls you sir. Can’t you let go of that detail?

"It's really our negligence. Generally, extra actors must undergo at least an hour of training and sign a life and death certificate before they can come in to act..."

Saiki Kusuo: Why do you need to be in a state of life and death to be an extra?

Chrollo: "Is this actually a setting for acting? I thought it was a prison just now."

"Of course it's an acting setting! Our Dark Continent games are all set in a relaxed and happy style! How can it be possible to really send people to prison? Come on, two of you, let's go to the warden's office for tea, or if you want to relax a little, Lying down and chatting? Both the infirmary and the single cell downstairs are free today!"

Saiki Kusuo: What do you mean by just being available? There are complete supporting facilities, right?It sounds like there are a lot of people living there, it totally looks like a real prison, doesn't it?

The young man chuckled and pushed the two people out: "Then anyway, let's go to the warden's office first!"

Warden's Office.

There were video equipment that was not turned on, shaky and incorrectly placed reflectors, lights and other equipment, a group of staff wearing hats that were incompatible with the entire scene, and two staff members who were fixing red cloth on one wall.

What is this for? Are they here to take ID photos?In the warden's office?You don’t need the last red cloth for acting.

There was a girl on the sofa wearing prison uniform, short hair, and an inverted cross necklace around her neck.She looked at the book and signaled without raising her head: "Please sit down, both of you."

Kusuo Saiki accepted it calmly and sat down, while Chrollo remained standing.

Saiki Kusuo: What's wrong, are the members who can't accept themselves in the disaster life one of them?

Xiaodi lowered his head and traced the words on the book line by line with his fingers. He was obviously reading along: "I am the director of this play. I will talk to you about something now... Hey, I am the leader."

"What leader? Where is the leader! Director, hurry up and continue speaking." The young man with the dark creature used cover as he patted Xiaodi on the shoulder, hoping that she would continue to cooperate.

"My acting skills can't fool the leader." Xiaodi pushed up her glasses and said sincerely.

"Three years of reduced sentence, no, five years!"

"I am serving a life sentence. If I take a few years off, I will escape."

The surroundings suddenly fell into an awkward atmosphere, do you still want to pretend?Don't you want to continue pretending?Everyone is waiting for the answer.

"Pfft," Chrollo suddenly laughed, "I really didn't expect to meet Xiaodi here. There are too many doubts until now. Xiaodi, tell me the truth."

However, Xiaodi shook her head, "Although I can't fool the leader, but now that we are in different forces, even if the leader says so, it won't work."

Saiki Kusuo: In the end, is this kid going to lie or not?

"I can't deceive the group leader, so my sentence reduction is gone. But I have to stand firm and finish what I promised. It was the group leader who taught me."

Will there be any celebrity regrets when interviewing Chrollo now?

"So I will continue to pretend, prison..."

The young man shook his head crazily: "Don't worry about me. Don't worry about me. You read first, make a speech, chat, chat with the two of you."

She just seemed to be talking about the warden.

"Oh." Xiaodi lowered her head and flipped through the book. After turning two pages, she suddenly started to flip through two-thirds of the book.

"I just read the book for 3 minutes and found that the director, screenwriter, and author all worked very hard."

You will know the hard work in 3 minutes.

"Directors need to get angry at people, screenwriters need to stay up late to revise drafts, and authors who keep staring at the computer in a daze are prone to back pain, eye pain, and tenosynovitis. All of these require a healthy body to support."