Who said this elf game is poisonous?

The night is as hot as a steam oven.

In the rental house, the air conditioner was adjusted to 26c, and the cold wind blew.

Zhou Ran was sitting in front of the computer, preparing the content of the next class.

After watching the video of the stand-in's moves, Lalu Lasi floated to the air conditioner outlet, enjoying the cold wind.

As her short blue hair danced in the wind, La Lulas showed a contented expression.

“Lalu~(?????)”

After resting for a while, La Lulas glanced sideways at Zhou Ran and found that Zhou Ran was engrossed in preparing lessons.

Lalulas patted her cheek, feeling refreshed.

The owners are working hard.

You can’t be lazy yourself!

In order to refresh his mind, Lalulasi's eyes flashed with blue light, the refrigerator door automatically opened, and a bottle of ice-cold Moo Moo milk flew into its hand.

As the refrigerator door closed again, Lalu pulled the strings and drank the entire bottle of Moo Moo milk.

Lalu Lasi: (?w?)o-{{[〃]}} Did it!

In an instant, a chill swept through his body. Lalulas was full of energy and clenched his fists to encourage himself.

Lalu!

La Lu La Si, rush forward, come on!

ヾ(?▽｀;)ゝ!

After the break, Lalulas watched the video of the stunt moves again.

Not only that, Zhou Ran also took the time to copy the complete collection of Lalu wire cultivation methods and put it on the coffee table as a reference textbook.

Although, for the sake of experimental safety, the content of Team Rocket's Lalu Laser Cultivation Methods has deliberately omitted the learning methods of many moves.

However, the tips for using many moves have not been deleted, including the skills for using stand-in moves, which can be used in actual combat.

While watching the video, Lalu Lasi referred to the encyclopedia of Lalu Lasi cultivation methods, her eyes full of seriousness.

After reaping the rewards, it even used telekinesis to control the stylus and take notes on the tablet.

"Uuuuuuu..."

It turns out that depending on the type of energy used when making a 'stand-in', the moves that the 'stand-in' can use are also different.

For example, a stand made with thunder attribute energy can use thunder fist moves.

You can also create a stand that uses life drop moves, a stand that is good at hypnosis moves...

This way, you can use multiple moves at the same time.

Wait, I can also mix a variety of energies to meticulously create a highly difficult stand-in.

Such a stand can use various moves.

"Lalu lalu..."

It turns out that the stand-in moves are so broad and profound...

Before she knew it, La Lulasi had taken down more than 3000 words of notes.

Not only did he have a deeper understanding of the stand-in moves, but he also practiced telekinesis moves for more than an hour.

Reviewing the contents of the note, La Lulasi bit the end of the pen, and suddenly an idea flashed, and her red pupils flashed.

Lalu!

With the stand-in's moves, it seems that you can let the stand-in do the moves while you direct them from the side?

Yes, yes, I made a bunch of avatars to form a tactical team and let them attack the enemy. I would just command and shout from the side... I was a little excited just thinking about it.

When she got excited about thinking, La Lulas slapped the sofa excitedly.

Lalu Lasi:~\(≧▽≦)/~

Lalulas trainer, apply to fight!

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While La Lulasi was studying the stand-in moves, Zhou Ran was not idle either.

After preparing for lessons until eleven o'clock in the evening, Zhou Ran couldn't wait to take out his mobile phone. The forbidden time for the [Pokémon·World] game was over!

Start the game.

[Son of Viridian, you wake up in the temple.After a day and night of rest, you are radiant and ready to embark on your journey again. 】

[You stepped out of the temple. 】

[The deposited snowflakes bent the branches, the refreshing and cold air penetrated the nose, and the cries of the bird elves disappeared. The Viridian Forest entered winter, white with snow, but quietly lonely. 】

Something's wrong, I just took a nap, why have the seasons changed?

Zhou Ran was surprised.

[Son of Viridian, you heard the whisper of Viridian Forest. It seems that you have arrived at a certain point in the past. 】

[Should you continue to explore, or return to the temple and wait for the distortion of time to return to normal. 】

The options pop up, [Continue exploring] and [Return to the temple to rest].

Having just begun to explore how to return to the temple to rest, Zhou Ran made a decisive choice and continued exploring.

[The future master trainer has a determined look. Nothing can stop you, not even time. 】

【There are three roads in front of you. 】

[On the left hand side of the road, you can see a villa located in the morning mist. You can see figures through the windows, and you can seem to hear laughter and laughter. 】

[In the middle of the road, there is a bear elf called "Loop Bear" lying. It looks like a brown bear. It is huge in size and has a ferocious face. It lies domineeringly in the middle of the road, scratching its belly and making an earth-shattering snoring sound. .Scattered next to it are two couple-style trainer backpacks, one red and one green, which are probably its trophies - Son of Viridian. You don't want to get close to a lone circle bear unless you want to try the 'destruction death ray' The terrifying power of the ultimate move. 】

[On the road on the right, the trees are dense and tall, and it is extremely deep. 】

[Son of Changpan, which path should you choose? 】

Three options, left, center and right.

The first time Zhou Ran saw the circle bear, he ruled it out.

During this time, in order to better play games, he also surfed the Internet and supplemented his travel knowledge.

There are three things you should not mess with when traveling in the wild: stay away from giant needle wasps in dense forests, be careful of Gyarados by the river, and be wary of trap bears every day.

The potential level of elves like Circle Bears is as high as fifth level. The strength of the lone Circle Bears is often almost the same as the potential level. A few Circle Bears can even master the ultimate trick of destroying the Death Light without any teacher. They have a violent personality and are not suitable for If it catches its eye, it will reward you with a 'Destructive Death Ray', which is quite neurotic.

And the option on the left...

A large villa appeared next to the temple. There was something wrong with it, but Zhou Ran couldn't restrain his damn curiosity.

The most important thing is that he now has the ability to predict the future!

The future prediction technique can see the future ten seconds later and can also be used in the game. In other words, Zhou Ran can 'see' any text message that pops up within ten seconds.

The game had just started and there was no way to predict the future. Zhou Ran was fearless and chose left.

[The son of Viridian, who had not seen anyone for a long time, was eager to communicate with his kind and walked quickly towards the left road. 】

[As the villa got closer and closer, you seemed to smell the smell of gas, but you didn't care. 】

[You stepped into the villa, and a friendly family of three warmly entertained you, especially the daughter of the owner of the villa, who acted coquettishly towards you and held your arms without letting go. 】

[Late at night, you lie on the bed you haven’t seen for a long time and sigh happily.At this time, the door creaked open, and the daughter of the owner of the villa showed her head shyly, wearing black pajamas under her white shoulders. She still wants to hear you continue to tell the story of your journey. What is your choice? 】

There are two options, rejection and acceptance. I really only tell stories.

Zhou Ran's pupils widened.

Is this still an elf game?Is there something wrong with the way I open it?

After calming down, Zhou Ran didn't believe that this rubbish game would change its nature. Zhou Ran clicked on the future-predicting move first, and then chose. I really just want to tell the story.

[Using the future-predicting move, you see...]

[You politely invite her into the room and tell her about your journey.At the same time, she holds your arm coquettishly. 】

Ah, are you really just telling stories?

[As time passes, you feel like you are being held by an ice cube, your consciousness becomes increasingly blurry, and you lose consciousness. 】

Depend on!What happened? Why did you lose consciousness?Drugged?What a black shop?

'Predicting the Future' is over, and the options in the game have returned to the previous knock-on-the-knock plot.

Zhou Ran, who did not believe in evil, directly chose to refuse this time.

[You refused with righteousness, and she left in despair. 】

[You fell into a deep sleep. In your sleep, you heard a strange and ferocious laughter. You felt that your eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and your consciousness was getting darker and darker. When you were about to lose consciousness, you struggled to open your eyes. 】

[The Eye of Viridian talent is activated, and you see through the illusion. You see yourself lying in a graveyard or under a tombstone, surrounded by three ghost-type elves, 'Gengar', 'Dream Demon', and 'Dream Demon'. Sucks your energy. 】

[You lost consciousness. 】

Zhou Ran looked up expressionlessly, and it turned out that the difference between the two options was to accompany one or three.

It is indeed said on the Internet that during the journey, in the deep mountains and old forests, villas are not allowed to be entered. Ghost-type elves like to occupy dilapidated old villas as their new residences, or even the villas are simply created illusions.

They eat withered grass branches and sleep on tombstones. If they attend a dance, they will really be dancing on the tomb with a group of ghosts.

Okay, the left side doesn't work, so let's try the right side.

[After using the future prediction move, you see... you chose to go to the right. 】

[There is no obstacle ahead, it seems to be a safe passage. 】

[Suddenly, you are surrounded by three Guard Bees and you lose consciousness. 】

[It turns out that in the winter when food is scarce, in order to prevent wild ring bears from snatching honey, the giant needle bee guard army left their nests and stationed at the edge of their territory. 】

Gan, it’s still a dead end!

As expected, this garbage game will never change.

Zhou Ran cursed secretly.

Look at it this way, is the middle path the right answer?

Or is there no correct answer to this start?Is returning to the temple to rest the right answer?

There was only one choice left. Zhou Ran didn't bother to use the future-predicting move and directly chose Zhong.

[You try to slow down your pace, move forward slowly and carefully, and pray not to wake up the circle bear.However, elves who can survive in the wild are extremely vigilant. Just the sound of broken dead branches will make the circle bear's ears twitch, its eyes suddenly open, and it immediately locks on you, its eyes are fierce and its teeth are grinning. ...]

Absolutely, as soon as this text appeared, Zhou Ran knew in his heart that he didn't want anyone to play this crappy game today.

However, something unexpected happened.

[Unfortunately, this is a lap bear that has just fallen out of love. It was rejected by the hibernating female bear because it snored too loudly. At this time, it hates all the existence of pairs, as evidenced by the trainer's backpack at its feet. 】

[Seeing you alone, Circle Bear felt a little comforted. 】

[Not only did it not attack you, but it was also willing to share some winter food with you out of sympathy. 】

[Even so, the gluttonous circle bear is only willing to let you pick one thing from the two backpacks and take it away. 】

"So being single is such a good thing?!"

Zhou Ran was delighted and looked at the two pop-up options with bright eyes.

[Red Backpack], [Green Backpack]

"It's a red one, festive, etc." Zhou Ran suddenly realized.

Why should he try his luck?

Others may need this, but he has the ability to predict the future and can completely maximize his profits.

Ever since, Zhou Ran first clicked on the future-predicting move, and then chose the red backpack.

[Using the future-predicting move, you see...]

[You chose the red backpack and you discovered something. 】

[Some elf food, a bunch of cosmetics, a bunch of exquisite women's clothing, and a book "How to Make Elf Puffs"]

[In the state of 'predicting the future', you read "How to Make Elf Puffs"]

At the same time, Zhou Ran's eyes were in a trance, and a memory appeared in his mind out of thin air——

Under the gaze of a huge circle bear, he read ten lines at a glance and recited the entire "How to Make Elf Puffs".

As Zhou Ran came back to his senses, the game text was refreshed again.

[You have mastered the method of making elf puffs, currently: the method of making elf puffs (LV1)]

[Elf Puff Preparation Method (LV1): An elf food preparation method originating from the Kalos region.If you can cook elf puffs skillfully, there is a certain probability that you can make high-quality elf puffs (give you a professional machine, and you can try to open a shop). 】

[Predicting the future state ends. 】

Zhou Ran looked at the game, and the options returned to selecting the backpack.

The most important thing is that the memory of the elf puff making method in Zhou Ran's mind has not disappeared!

"Am I stuck in a bug?" Zhou Ran looked strange, but his expression was extremely surprised.

It's rare that he actually took advantage of this rubbish game.

[You have not had a choice for a long time. The grumpy Circle Bear is impatient. Please make a choice as soon as possible. 】

"I choose green."

Knowing what was in the red backpack, Zhou Ran decisively chose the green backpack.

[You chose the green backpack. 】

[You fumble around in your backpack and find something. 】

[An inflatable 'Snow Fairy' pillow, an inflatable 'Mistress' pillow, an inflatable 'Pikachu' pillow, an inflatable 'Weird' pillow...]

[You dug out a pile of pillows in confusion. 】

"What kind of pillow maniac is this?" Zhou Ran was stunned.

There are so many, can you carry them?

Fortunately, there were other things in the backpack.

[The circle bear felt that you were moving slowly, so he grabbed the green backpack and dumped it out. 】

[You found a thunder stone among a pile of debris! 】

[Thunder Stone (golden special ingredient): A special mineral containing pure thunder attribute energy. It can improve the elves' control and storage capacity of thunder attribute energy, and enhance the power of thunder attribute moves.As a special food, it is also the evolution medium for some elves. 】

Good guy!

What a good thing!

Zhou Ran was overjoyed and chose the Thunder Stone without saying a word.

[You chose the Thunder Stone, and the Circle Bear kept its promise and let you leave. 】

At this time, Zhou Ran suddenly thought of:

The loud snoring of the snare bear is often caused by the dryness of the throat and trachea, which lacks the moisture of honey. The honey of the giant needle bee can often moisturize the throat of the snare bear.

So, he clicked on the newbie’s magic tool, but currently not very useful, bug spray.

Zhou Ran controlled the character to give the bug spray to the circle bear.

[The son of Tokiwa also has a clear sense of grudges. After receiving the gift, you gave the bug spray to the circle bear and told it that the smell of the bug spray can cover its body odor and may help it steal the giant needle bee. of honey. 】

Hey, he not only avenged the previous attack, but also returned the favor of Circle Bear. This operation was perfect.

[Overjoyed, Circle Bear hugged you, almost making you lose consciousness again. 】

[The Circle Bear shows you the way to the human town. 】

[The future master trainer who finally walked out of Viridian Forest is very motivated and hurry up...]

Finally coming out of Viridian Forest!Zhou Ran was very enthusiastic and couldn't wait to click to continue the game, but...

[Child of Viridian, you are on your way to the town. Please wait until you arrive in the town before continuing the game. 】

Well, we can only wait for the characters in the game to arrive at the new map before exploring.

When exiting the game, Zhou Ran clicked on the "Thunder Stone" text.

In a trance, a palm-sized diamond-shaped stone appeared in his hand. It was green like jade and had natural lightning patterns inside.

As a special ingredient, thunder stones can also be ground into powder and made into elf puffs, which can be eaten and absorbed by elves.

In ancient times, this method of making elf food seemed to be called alchemy or alchemy.

"However, times have progressed. Compared with pill pills that taste bad, Elf Puffs are far ahead." Zhou Ran murmured.

He stretched and moved his shoulders and neck.

Walking out of the bedroom, Zhou Ran's pupils were shocked, and he was shocked to see——

In mid-air in the living room, a Lalu Lasi was practicing the thunder and lightning fist moves in full force.

La Lu La Si: Q(￣ヘ￣Q)

The other La Lulas was sitting on the sofa with a serious expression. He pulled out Zhou Ran's belt from somewhere and waved it like a pointer.

"La Lu!"

After seeing the 'substitute' Lalulas gradually skillfully use the thunder fist moves, Lalulas nodded with satisfaction, with a pleased expression of "This is just right."

"Damn it, didn't you say that the stand-in move is difficult? How did you learn it so quickly and get it right in one step, and you even used the stand-in attack!?"

Noticing Zhou Ran's shocked eyes, La Lulas smiled proudly.

"Lalu!" (Hypnosis!)

At the same time, the eyes of the 'double' who was practicing the Thunder Fist moves were flashing with a dizzying hypnotic light!

"This is..." Zhou Ran's eyes were dazed and he swallowed hard.

"I'm not just training myself?"

"Am I still commanding myself?"

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