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At the moment when everyone was dead silent, Xiaoyun suddenly grabbed the gun. Everyone's scalps exploded in fright, and they all shouted: "Put it down!"

No matter whether the gun is in the hands of Lao Tao or Lu Zheng, everyone is not worried, but if it is in Xiaoyun's hands, it will be heartbreaking.

Xiaoyun had never been stopped by so many people. She was so frightened that her whole body trembled, and Lu Zheng snatched it away.

Tang Wu said angrily with a black face:

"Don't grab the gun like this, won't it go off? Don't touch the gun again!"

Xiaoyun lowered her head and did not dare to defend herself. Everyone knew that she just wanted to stop the fight and could not play any other tricks.

Xia Chuan smiled and said: "Lu Zheng, you are even worse than the gun. Let's try another competitive event."

Everyone was smiling, this reminder was too specific.

Lu Zheng turned to the old man helplessly: "I didn't say anything about the gun competition. What if you bring out the gun to scare the pregnant woman?"

After saying that, he pushed it to Lao Dao.

Everyone smiled, it seemed that he, who was not called sister-in-law, was always thinking about Shiyun, but the old man only cared about the title.

The old man put away his gun and asked: "What else can you do? I will give you two chances. If you win once, I will lose."

Everyone secretly took a deep breath, it seemed that Lu Zheng couldn't keep her head down anymore. If she met the decathlon champion, she would have to give in to anyone else.

But Lu Zheng's eyes lit up: "You said it, two races. Race the car first."

Everyone's eyes suddenly lit up. This one seemed to be worthy of a fight. The old man definitely didn't play racing.

However, before Lao Dao could say anything, Xia Chuan waved his hand and said, "There's no need to compete, you are no match for Lao Dao."

Lu Zheng immediately asked suspiciously: "Have you ever seen me racing?"

Only then did Xia Chuan realize that he had made a mistake, but he said calmly: "I only know the level of the veteran, and your experience is not an advantage. On the contrary, the strength of the veteran can be used in racing. You can think of it yourself."

Ma Xiaoyun and the others thought quickly and didn't understand what Lao Dao's strengths were, but Lu Zheng understood.

The old Taoist smiled and said: "I don't know what your level is, but I can tell you this, no matter what you drive, whether it is a sports car, off-road vehicle, armored vehicle, tank, helicopter, fighter jet, or commercial airliner, I will compete with you, and you will win by one." Consider me the loser.”

Everyone was speechless. The old man seemed to have an affair with the Far East Military Region Headquarters. He wouldn't do it.

Lu Zheng knew that the racing car was no longer good, so she smiled heartily and said: "Okay, if you can beat me in the competition with the last one, I will call you sister-in-law. Let's compete on climbing mountains, and we will climb Mount Everest."

Everyone was suddenly stunned. Aren't you too arrogant? You went to Everest with a single pole. The old Taoist really can't go with you.

The old Taoist believed that Lu Zheng was not supporting him, but he was a little confused: "Are you physically better than me?"

Lu Zheng laughed proudly.

Everyone knows that there must be skills in mountain climbing.

Xia Chuan smiled and said: "Old man, mountaineering has little to do with physical fitness. Let me give you an analogy: why can't dinosaurs survive now? Why?"

Ma Xiaoyun suddenly clapped his hands and said: "There is not enough oxygen. The old Taoist needs much more oxygen than the Luzheng. At the altitude of 8000 meters, he himself will die first, let alone oxygen. Look at how much the old Taoist eats in one meal, and he faints from hunger halfway. He can’t even find a wild beast, so he will definitely lose in climbing the mountain.”

Everyone was immediately in awe. Although he could not win without force, it was not easy for Lu Zheng to have such strength.

However, the old Taoist suddenly laughed wildly: "Hahaha..."

Everyone is dumbfounded, why are you laughing?

The old Taoist said proudly: "Then there's no need to go to Everest. Let's compete here! Lu Zheng and I sealed our mouths and noses with tape at the same time. Let's see who can't do it first?"

Everyone was stunned and confused. Is this the same thing?

Just as Lu Zheng was thinking about how to retort, Xia Chuan sighed: "I understand, Lu Zheng, you lost again."

Everyone suddenly laughed, you must follow the old path.

Lu Zheng trusted Xia Chuan and asked, "Why?"

"It's impossible for an old Taoist to starve to death. It won't affect him if he doesn't eat for three days. What's more, he can climb a mountain with [-] kilograms of food on his back several times faster than you. He will come down even before you go up.

As for hypoxia, because you are an adult and your lung function is already perfect, skin respiration has deteriorated;

But the old Taoist has practiced to the point where he has returned to his innate state, just like a baby. His breathing mainly relies on his skin, which is why he can break through the limits of the human body.

Therefore, he will not be deprived of oxygen in a place with thin oxygen. His respiratory organs are larger than yours. "

Xia Chuan finished explaining.

Thunder and lightning flashed through everyone's hearts. It turns out that breathing through the skin can break through the limits of the human body?

Xiaoyun asked in surprise: "Can the skin breathe?"

"Of course. If you don't believe me, if you wrap your whole body in plastic wrap, you will feel suffocated." Xia Chuan said.

Everyone firmly believed it, and it was too easy to confirm.

Ma Xiaoyun said excitedly: "Lu Zheng, you guys can try it out before we talk."

Everyone looked sideways, Ma Xiaoyun looked like a baby.

Lu Zheng, however, was aboveboard and clasped her fists at Lao Dao: "I lost." Then she clasped her fists at Shiyun and said, "Sister-in-law."

As soon as everyone saw it was over, the show ended before it even started.

Shiyun smiled and comforted: "It doesn't matter what you want to call me when I'm gone."

Lu Zheng waved her hands quickly: "No veteran can do such a thing, let alone me."

Everyone laughed, and Chu Anning and his wife loved him even more. This son-in-law was so perfect.

……

After finishing the meal, everyone left one after another. They all said what they needed to say last night, and they will continue to be busy next time.

Only Ma Xiaoyun stayed at the end. When everyone left, he said with an ambiguous expression: "Old Taoist..."

"Do you want to breastfeed?" the old man asked abruptly.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Ma Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Suckling is what children do. I have been passionate since I was a child. I like to do chivalry and justice. What I admire most is the master of the world..."

"Wait a minute, with your physique, you can still act chivalrously?" The old man looked suspicious.

Everyone covered their faces and snickered, but Ma Xiaoyun said solemnly: "Of course. I won't say anything if there is no evidence. Just talk about that time, it was pouring rain, covering my eyes like a curtain, and I was riding a bicycle forward.

Suddenly, there were three strong men on the road, stealing manhole covers.

I was filled with righteous indignation and my blood was boiling because the newspaper had just published that a little girl fell into a well and died on a rainy day. This was a matter of life and death. How could we, the chivalrous generation, ignore it?

I immediately shouted: Stop! "

Ma Xiaoyun stopped at this point, and the old Taoist continued: "Then you were filled into the well?"

Everyone smiled, it seemed that this was a high probability. If Ma Xiaoyun said that he had beaten away three thieves, would anyone believe it?

Ma Xiaoyun chuckled and said: "My guess was wrong. What I didn't expect was that this was not someone who stole the manhole cover. Because the little girl fell into the well last time, the TV station conducted a street psychological test to see how passers-by faced this kind of situation. What kind of reaction is there to illegal and criminal acts? Cameras are secretly filming them.

And I was the only one who passed the test that day.So I dare to say that this matter is well-documented. "

When he said this, he looked proud and proud.

The old Taoist asked in confusion: "Why are you telling me to do such a heroic thing?"

Ma Xiaoyun said seriously: "Look at how dangerous it is for me to be so skinny and withered. We are all chivalrous..."

"Stop!" The old Taoist waved his hand brazenly: "I am not a chivalrous person."

Ma Xiaoyun sighed: "It's okay if you don't admit it, but you have a chivalrous heart..."

"Stop!" the old Taoist interrupted again: "I don't have any chivalrous heart. I don't distinguish between good and evil in doing things, just let me do whatever I want. If someone does evil, I think he is quite pleasing to me, and maybe we can have a few words with him.

If someone does good deeds and glares at me, I'm likely to throw him down a well.Cucumbers must be photographed, life must be exciting, it’s that simple.Don't mention my character to me, I have the best character. "

Everyone was immediately stunned and refused to accept it.

As soon as Ma Xiaoyun saw that his character could no longer trap him, he simply said: "Old Taoist, do you think there is a chance that I will return to my innate state?"

Everyone suddenly looked amused. If you can do it, how many more people will be able to do it the day after tomorrow?

The old Taoist sighed: "I never lie to others. You can't do it in this life. How about you ask again in the next life?"

Hahaha, everyone burst into laughter.