Return to 1983 and be a detective
Chapter 6 Moral Kidnapping
These meddlesome people are all gangsters on the street. When they heard what Xu Shan said, their eyes couldn't help but light up.
One of the guys named Zhang San chuckled: "Brothers, I'll get it first."
After saying that, he picked up two pieces of watermelon, took a bite from the left and took a bite from the right, and quickly finished almost half a catty of watermelon.
Several other gangsters also followed suit and started eating.
After Zhang San finished eating two pieces, he said: "This is not sweet at all. It's not worth drinking water."
He said as he grabbed two more pieces in his hand.
At this time, Xu Shan grabbed his hand: "My friend, since you said it's not worth drinking water, please go and drink water."
Boss Zhang San was very unhappy and said: "What's the matter with you? Didn't you say you don't want money if you don't want to be sweet?"
At this time, Zhang San and the others attracted a large number of melon-eating people due to their melon-eating behavior.Everyone wants to watch the fun, and some people want to take advantage.After all, if you don’t eat free watermelon, you won’t get it for free, right?
For a time, thirty or forty people gathered around the melon stall, and more people were rushing this way.
When Xu Shan saw that many people had come, it was time to start performing. He raised his voice and said, "I said it's not sweet for free, but you obviously think it's delicious, but you insist on saying it's not sweet. This is a bit unreasonable." Come on. Are you all like fat translators? Do you still have to say that you have to pay for eating some rotten watermelons?"
This is Xiaobing Zhang Gali's line. Everyone is familiar with the classic movie of this era, and the lines in it are also spoken.
Hearing Xu Shan's words, the crowd burst into laughter.
Some people also advised Zhang San: "It's almost done, don't catch a toad and urinate."
Zhang San was so generous that he couldn't listen to anyone's words, so he shook off Xu Shan's hand and started eating.
Xu Shan suddenly started crying at this time, crying extremely sadly.
There was also a warm-hearted person among the people eating melons, and they said, "Melon seller, why are you crying?"
"To tell you the truth, I am in trouble. You see, our family has good roots and has been poor farmers for generations. Didn't we just get a few acres of land a few years ago, but in the end we were bullied by others, and all we were given was In the sandy land, it is impossible to grow rice, so we have to grow watermelons. I guarantee that all my watermelons will be sweet, so I dare to boast that they are not sweet and cost no money.
This is just an advertisement, just like everyone says it’s extremely hot today, but no one is actually extremely hot.I thought there was nothing wrong with this, so I shouted out to attract some business.It turns out that these guys are so down-to-earth that they eat without buying anything.Just eat it. You shouldn't violate your conscience. It's obviously sweet, but you can say it's not sweet.
You can eat the pieces I cut into pieces, but if you say my melons are not sweet, how can I sell them?I, an old man and a young man, came here to sell this watermelon early in the morning. So far, I haven’t had a sip of water or a sip of rice. There are still more than a dozen people at home waiting for me to get money to go home for dinner.Big brothers, I don’t want any money from your melons. As long as you tell the truth, are my melons sweet or not? "
Although Zhang San and the others are gangsters, they are also shameless people.
Hun was willing to take advantage before, but now Xu Shan has saved their face, confiscated their money, and kidnapped them with morality, so they naturally want to tell the truth.
Mr. Zhang San's face turned red, but he quickly recovered and said to the crowd eating melons: "His melons are so sweet."
The other gangsters followed Zhang San's lead and shouted, "Yes, you are right to buy his melons."
"Come and buy it. Whoever doesn't buy it will be the grandson..."
After their advertisement, those people who eat melons bought it one after another.Xu Shan also thoughtfully cut them into pieces, and even if he bought a whole watermelon, he would open a window for them to see if it was ripe or not.
For such a reassuring watermelon, two cents a pound is not too much, right? For cut watermelons, one cent a pound is not too much, right?
bargain?How can you have the nerve to bargain with such a poor honest man?I didn’t hear that people were allotted sandy land and planned to sell watermelons for food rations. If they couldn’t sell it, they wouldn’t be able to eat...
In this way, Xu Shan broke the cart of watermelon into pieces in less than two hours and sold it for more than 70 yuan, more than doubling the price.
The old farmer selling melons had been watching from the side. Seeing Xu Shan's smooth melon selling process, he was stunned. After the crowd dispersed, he walked up to Xu Shan and looked at Xu Shan up and down for a while. Then he asked: "Young man, do you still collect watermelons?"
This is actually Xu Shan's first time doing business. He has always been a theorist before, has a thin skin, and even has a slight social fear.
After being reborn, he experienced enlightenment on the farm, and he was completely transformed.
So this time he made money, although he didn't make much, but he also felt the joy of doing business: "How much do you have left?"
"The almost cooked ones weigh at least 40 kilograms. I won't charge you more this time. I'll give you [-] yuan. I'll also lend you the car. How much you can sell depends on your ability."
Xu Shan naturally knew that this old farmer could still make a profit from 40 yuan, and with his ability in business, five hundred kilograms of watermelon was really not a problem.
He readily agreed and made an agreement with the old farmer to go with him to the old farmer's melon field to pick melons.Along the way, Xu Shan chatted with the old farmer. With his current social skills, he was able to tell the story of the old farmer in a few words.
It turns out that this old farmer's name is Cheng Zhangsheng, and he lives in Guanyin Village in the northern suburbs of the county. His wife passed away a few years ago, and now he and his son live together at home.
His son's grades were good, but he was unlucky. He started taking the college entrance examination the year it was resumed. He took the exam for several years and almost failed to pass. However, Cheng Zhangsheng fully supported his son's college entrance examination.
Therefore, Cheng Zhangsheng did all the work at home. However, Cheng Zhangsheng was a production expert when he was in the team. He was willing to work hard and work hard. Not only did the fields assigned to the family not fall into waste, but he also reclaimed a large area of sandy land along the river.
This sandy land is not suitable for growing anything else, but it is good for growing watermelons. Cheng Zhangsheng's only worry is that this sandy land may have to be taken away at some time. After all, the "ten-sided land" that Old Chengtou had previously organized has been taken away. When others reported it, their tails were cut off and they were criticized.He was worried about policy recurrence, so he was anxious to sell these watermelons.
While chatting, they arrived at Cheng Zhangsheng's melon patch.A small melon shed was built next to the melon field for people to watch melons. Cheng Zhangsheng stopped the flatbed truck and planned to invite him to sit in the melon shed for a while, but as soon as he climbed into the melon shed, he screamed in fright: " Quick, find someone quickly, there is a dead person in my melon shed..."
One of the guys named Zhang San chuckled: "Brothers, I'll get it first."
After saying that, he picked up two pieces of watermelon, took a bite from the left and took a bite from the right, and quickly finished almost half a catty of watermelon.
Several other gangsters also followed suit and started eating.
After Zhang San finished eating two pieces, he said: "This is not sweet at all. It's not worth drinking water."
He said as he grabbed two more pieces in his hand.
At this time, Xu Shan grabbed his hand: "My friend, since you said it's not worth drinking water, please go and drink water."
Boss Zhang San was very unhappy and said: "What's the matter with you? Didn't you say you don't want money if you don't want to be sweet?"
At this time, Zhang San and the others attracted a large number of melon-eating people due to their melon-eating behavior.Everyone wants to watch the fun, and some people want to take advantage.After all, if you don’t eat free watermelon, you won’t get it for free, right?
For a time, thirty or forty people gathered around the melon stall, and more people were rushing this way.
When Xu Shan saw that many people had come, it was time to start performing. He raised his voice and said, "I said it's not sweet for free, but you obviously think it's delicious, but you insist on saying it's not sweet. This is a bit unreasonable." Come on. Are you all like fat translators? Do you still have to say that you have to pay for eating some rotten watermelons?"
This is Xiaobing Zhang Gali's line. Everyone is familiar with the classic movie of this era, and the lines in it are also spoken.
Hearing Xu Shan's words, the crowd burst into laughter.
Some people also advised Zhang San: "It's almost done, don't catch a toad and urinate."
Zhang San was so generous that he couldn't listen to anyone's words, so he shook off Xu Shan's hand and started eating.
Xu Shan suddenly started crying at this time, crying extremely sadly.
There was also a warm-hearted person among the people eating melons, and they said, "Melon seller, why are you crying?"
"To tell you the truth, I am in trouble. You see, our family has good roots and has been poor farmers for generations. Didn't we just get a few acres of land a few years ago, but in the end we were bullied by others, and all we were given was In the sandy land, it is impossible to grow rice, so we have to grow watermelons. I guarantee that all my watermelons will be sweet, so I dare to boast that they are not sweet and cost no money.
This is just an advertisement, just like everyone says it’s extremely hot today, but no one is actually extremely hot.I thought there was nothing wrong with this, so I shouted out to attract some business.It turns out that these guys are so down-to-earth that they eat without buying anything.Just eat it. You shouldn't violate your conscience. It's obviously sweet, but you can say it's not sweet.
You can eat the pieces I cut into pieces, but if you say my melons are not sweet, how can I sell them?I, an old man and a young man, came here to sell this watermelon early in the morning. So far, I haven’t had a sip of water or a sip of rice. There are still more than a dozen people at home waiting for me to get money to go home for dinner.Big brothers, I don’t want any money from your melons. As long as you tell the truth, are my melons sweet or not? "
Although Zhang San and the others are gangsters, they are also shameless people.
Hun was willing to take advantage before, but now Xu Shan has saved their face, confiscated their money, and kidnapped them with morality, so they naturally want to tell the truth.
Mr. Zhang San's face turned red, but he quickly recovered and said to the crowd eating melons: "His melons are so sweet."
The other gangsters followed Zhang San's lead and shouted, "Yes, you are right to buy his melons."
"Come and buy it. Whoever doesn't buy it will be the grandson..."
After their advertisement, those people who eat melons bought it one after another.Xu Shan also thoughtfully cut them into pieces, and even if he bought a whole watermelon, he would open a window for them to see if it was ripe or not.
For such a reassuring watermelon, two cents a pound is not too much, right? For cut watermelons, one cent a pound is not too much, right?
bargain?How can you have the nerve to bargain with such a poor honest man?I didn’t hear that people were allotted sandy land and planned to sell watermelons for food rations. If they couldn’t sell it, they wouldn’t be able to eat...
In this way, Xu Shan broke the cart of watermelon into pieces in less than two hours and sold it for more than 70 yuan, more than doubling the price.
The old farmer selling melons had been watching from the side. Seeing Xu Shan's smooth melon selling process, he was stunned. After the crowd dispersed, he walked up to Xu Shan and looked at Xu Shan up and down for a while. Then he asked: "Young man, do you still collect watermelons?"
This is actually Xu Shan's first time doing business. He has always been a theorist before, has a thin skin, and even has a slight social fear.
After being reborn, he experienced enlightenment on the farm, and he was completely transformed.
So this time he made money, although he didn't make much, but he also felt the joy of doing business: "How much do you have left?"
"The almost cooked ones weigh at least 40 kilograms. I won't charge you more this time. I'll give you [-] yuan. I'll also lend you the car. How much you can sell depends on your ability."
Xu Shan naturally knew that this old farmer could still make a profit from 40 yuan, and with his ability in business, five hundred kilograms of watermelon was really not a problem.
He readily agreed and made an agreement with the old farmer to go with him to the old farmer's melon field to pick melons.Along the way, Xu Shan chatted with the old farmer. With his current social skills, he was able to tell the story of the old farmer in a few words.
It turns out that this old farmer's name is Cheng Zhangsheng, and he lives in Guanyin Village in the northern suburbs of the county. His wife passed away a few years ago, and now he and his son live together at home.
His son's grades were good, but he was unlucky. He started taking the college entrance examination the year it was resumed. He took the exam for several years and almost failed to pass. However, Cheng Zhangsheng fully supported his son's college entrance examination.
Therefore, Cheng Zhangsheng did all the work at home. However, Cheng Zhangsheng was a production expert when he was in the team. He was willing to work hard and work hard. Not only did the fields assigned to the family not fall into waste, but he also reclaimed a large area of sandy land along the river.
This sandy land is not suitable for growing anything else, but it is good for growing watermelons. Cheng Zhangsheng's only worry is that this sandy land may have to be taken away at some time. After all, the "ten-sided land" that Old Chengtou had previously organized has been taken away. When others reported it, their tails were cut off and they were criticized.He was worried about policy recurrence, so he was anxious to sell these watermelons.
While chatting, they arrived at Cheng Zhangsheng's melon patch.A small melon shed was built next to the melon field for people to watch melons. Cheng Zhangsheng stopped the flatbed truck and planned to invite him to sit in the melon shed for a while, but as soon as he climbed into the melon shed, he screamed in fright: " Quick, find someone quickly, there is a dead person in my melon shed..."
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