Genshin Impact: Man signed a contract with the reincarnation system in Teyvat
Chapter 35 Why failed again?
"Bring me a glass of milk, and a piece of bread, um... fry some sausages, please, Diona-chan~"
Diona was stunned for a moment after hearing this.
"I know, please go and sit aside first. You'll be fine in a while."
Diona put down the items in her hands and walked to the room behind the bar.
Come to a pub and order milk and bread instead of drinking?This is the first time I have met such a strange person, but what the hell is Diona-chan!
Ling Yue chose a seat in the corner that was not easy to find. As soon as she sat down, the gray cat that jumped into Ling Yue's arms came over.
"Meow~meow~meow~meow~" (It's you, big sister with soft pudding)
Ling Yue picked it up when she found out (as expected, not many "girls" can resist the temptation of cats).
"It's you, little one. Did you recognize me and come to find me?" Ling Yue stretched out her fingers to tease the cat in her arms.
"Meow~meow~meow~" (No, I have never seen such a big pudding in Mondstadt).
Ling Yue waited for Diona while playing with the cat. After a while, everything Ling Yue ordered was ready, and Diona kept observing Ling Yue after returning to the bar.
Ling Yue naturally noticed it, after all, she could more or less notice something was wrong when being stared at.
However, Ling Yue chose to ignore it and directly enjoyed the breakfast prepared by Diona.
Ling Yue... is a strange adult... and also has a tail and ears like me, so it should be fine if it's her.
As time passed, Ling Yue finally ate up all her breakfast, but the little gray cat lying on Ling Yue's lap still refused to leave.
At the same time, there were more customers in the Mao Tail Tavern, and a man came to the bar.
"Hey, Diona, let's have a cup of yesterday's Jueyun Pepper Milk Crystal Nucleus Alcohol Special. It tastes really good."
"Ugh, it failed again. I don't believe it anymore. I will make the most unpleasant wine in the world!"
Ling Yue on the side couldn't help but trembled when she heard this special name.
Jueyunjiaojiao Milk Crystal Nucleus Alcohol Special Blend, this name... is a pure dark cocktail.
Diona took out other materials again
"If you don't have that anymore, do you understand what I'll make you drink?"
When the guests heard this, their expressions instantly became wonderful.
"Hey, is it a new product again? I'm looking forward to it."
This time must be something you will never forget!
Diona took out a frog, a lizard tail, the stamens of a flame flower, and the special Jueyun pepper (five times as hot as ordinary Jueyun pepper!) prepared in advance.
First put the flame flower stamens and the special Jueyun pepper into a juice press to squeeze out the juice, then put the frog and lizard tail into the shaker.
Then add the freshly squeezed stamen Jueyun juice, and then add high-concentration alcohol. Cover the lid and start shaking to make the materials inside perfectly blend.
As she shook, Diona kept thinking
Make it taste bad!Make it taste bad!Preferably the kind that makes people vomit as soon as they drink it!
Shake evenly, put two ice cubes in a dry glass, and finally pour the special blend into the glass (filtered of course) and you're done!
"That drunkard over there! Your wine is ready. Come and get it yourself. I'll name it the Blazing Blue Lizard Special!"
Diona placed the special blend of Blazing Cloud Azure Lizard on the bar. It was this color...
"Um... Diona? Are you sure you can drink this? You won't die if you drink it, right?"
Several other guests who heard the sound also came over.
"Hey, hey, don't you still believe in Diona's bartending skills? Think about the special blend of Jueyun Pepper Milk Crystal Nucleus Alcohol yesterday, but I don't dare to drink anything mixed by others."
"That's right, it looks red but it doesn't look like it. Is it really okay?"
Indeed, the cup of special concoction on the bar was already extremely red, and it was even bubbling, like a deviled spicy hot pot that had just boiled.
"If you don't want to drink it, I will! I just wanted to try Diona's new product."
"Who said I won't drink anymore!"
After saying that, the man who ordered the drink in the first place snatched the cup and drank it in one gulp.
Diona looked at the man's actions and had only one thought in her mind.
Vomit!Vomit!It must taste very unpleasant!You don’t have to endure it, feel free to spit it out boldly!Mondstadt's wine industry will definitely be threatened by then!
The man who drank the special concoction slowly put down his cup with a serious expression on his face, which made Diona swallow her saliva nervously.
"How is the taste?"
Suddenly the man's expression became very enjoyable
"Although the spiciness in the mouth is very unbearable, the juice from the stamens of the flame flower and the ice cubes actually neutralize the spiciness of the Jueyun pepper just right."
"And the faint fishy smell on the frog plus the unique bloody smell of the lizard's tail is fused with alcohol."
"It miraculously makes the alcohol sweeter. This mellow taste is really addictive!"
"All in all, it's so delicious that you don't want to miss it. It's even better than the previous Jueyun Pepper Milk Crystal Nucleus Alcohol Special Blend!"
"Really? Then Diona, I want a drink too!"
"And I!"
"I also want!"
"Don't forget you still have me"
"What! Why? Why? I've tried so hard, but it still doesn't taste bad!"
Diona was crying while making the special concoction of the Flame Cloud Azure Lizard just now. Although she was sad, she still had to meet the customer's requirements.
Of all the people present, only Ling Yue knew what was going on.
Well, you can’t blame Diona-chan, everything must be blamed on a certain god who is the best at showing off. He seems to be allergic to cat hair, so he won’t take revenge maliciously.
"Ah! Ah Jiu, what's going on recently? Why do you keep sneezing?"
"Eh? Can gods also catch colds?"
Paimon heard the sneezing and flew to Wendy's side to ask.
"Probably not. I haven't done this for a long time."
And Ying, who was at the front, said with some complaints.
"Okay, hurry up and go. There are still a lot of commissions. It's because of you, Wendy, that you took so many commissions and even put my name in the same team as yours without permission."
"If you fail to complete the task, your credibility will decline, and the decline will affect your rating. If your rating is low, you will not be able to receive commissions with high returns,"
Wendy broke out in a cold sweat after hearing these words, because she had said them too many times along the way.
"Okay, okay, you've said it so many times along the way that your ears are getting calluses."
"It's not because of you. You are obviously a god who entrusted you to solve the problem with just a few clicks of your fingers. But in the end, we have to do it, even if it's just 64 points."
Wendy's expression gradually dimmed, but returned to normal in an instant.
"I am just an ordinary original god now. If I show too much, I will be paid special attention to. Even if there is secret help from the knights, paper can't cover up the fire after all."
"Genshin? I seem to have never heard this word before."
"Of course, Paimon's little head only remembers what tastes good."
However, Ling Yue seems to have mentioned the original god or something.
"Hahaha, in fact, everyone who has the Eye of God is qualified to become a god. Therefore, he is called the original god and has the qualification to board the Sky Island."
"Is that so..."
………………………… (Mina-san! If you want to know what happened next, please read the next chapter, hehe!)
ps: Di Ji’s family qq skirt, 953627097, you can come in to play or check whether Di Ji is still alive
Diona was stunned for a moment after hearing this.
"I know, please go and sit aside first. You'll be fine in a while."
Diona put down the items in her hands and walked to the room behind the bar.
Come to a pub and order milk and bread instead of drinking?This is the first time I have met such a strange person, but what the hell is Diona-chan!
Ling Yue chose a seat in the corner that was not easy to find. As soon as she sat down, the gray cat that jumped into Ling Yue's arms came over.
"Meow~meow~meow~meow~" (It's you, big sister with soft pudding)
Ling Yue picked it up when she found out (as expected, not many "girls" can resist the temptation of cats).
"It's you, little one. Did you recognize me and come to find me?" Ling Yue stretched out her fingers to tease the cat in her arms.
"Meow~meow~meow~" (No, I have never seen such a big pudding in Mondstadt).
Ling Yue waited for Diona while playing with the cat. After a while, everything Ling Yue ordered was ready, and Diona kept observing Ling Yue after returning to the bar.
Ling Yue naturally noticed it, after all, she could more or less notice something was wrong when being stared at.
However, Ling Yue chose to ignore it and directly enjoyed the breakfast prepared by Diona.
Ling Yue... is a strange adult... and also has a tail and ears like me, so it should be fine if it's her.
As time passed, Ling Yue finally ate up all her breakfast, but the little gray cat lying on Ling Yue's lap still refused to leave.
At the same time, there were more customers in the Mao Tail Tavern, and a man came to the bar.
"Hey, Diona, let's have a cup of yesterday's Jueyun Pepper Milk Crystal Nucleus Alcohol Special. It tastes really good."
"Ugh, it failed again. I don't believe it anymore. I will make the most unpleasant wine in the world!"
Ling Yue on the side couldn't help but trembled when she heard this special name.
Jueyunjiaojiao Milk Crystal Nucleus Alcohol Special Blend, this name... is a pure dark cocktail.
Diona took out other materials again
"If you don't have that anymore, do you understand what I'll make you drink?"
When the guests heard this, their expressions instantly became wonderful.
"Hey, is it a new product again? I'm looking forward to it."
This time must be something you will never forget!
Diona took out a frog, a lizard tail, the stamens of a flame flower, and the special Jueyun pepper (five times as hot as ordinary Jueyun pepper!) prepared in advance.
First put the flame flower stamens and the special Jueyun pepper into a juice press to squeeze out the juice, then put the frog and lizard tail into the shaker.
Then add the freshly squeezed stamen Jueyun juice, and then add high-concentration alcohol. Cover the lid and start shaking to make the materials inside perfectly blend.
As she shook, Diona kept thinking
Make it taste bad!Make it taste bad!Preferably the kind that makes people vomit as soon as they drink it!
Shake evenly, put two ice cubes in a dry glass, and finally pour the special blend into the glass (filtered of course) and you're done!
"That drunkard over there! Your wine is ready. Come and get it yourself. I'll name it the Blazing Blue Lizard Special!"
Diona placed the special blend of Blazing Cloud Azure Lizard on the bar. It was this color...
"Um... Diona? Are you sure you can drink this? You won't die if you drink it, right?"
Several other guests who heard the sound also came over.
"Hey, hey, don't you still believe in Diona's bartending skills? Think about the special blend of Jueyun Pepper Milk Crystal Nucleus Alcohol yesterday, but I don't dare to drink anything mixed by others."
"That's right, it looks red but it doesn't look like it. Is it really okay?"
Indeed, the cup of special concoction on the bar was already extremely red, and it was even bubbling, like a deviled spicy hot pot that had just boiled.
"If you don't want to drink it, I will! I just wanted to try Diona's new product."
"Who said I won't drink anymore!"
After saying that, the man who ordered the drink in the first place snatched the cup and drank it in one gulp.
Diona looked at the man's actions and had only one thought in her mind.
Vomit!Vomit!It must taste very unpleasant!You don’t have to endure it, feel free to spit it out boldly!Mondstadt's wine industry will definitely be threatened by then!
The man who drank the special concoction slowly put down his cup with a serious expression on his face, which made Diona swallow her saliva nervously.
"How is the taste?"
Suddenly the man's expression became very enjoyable
"Although the spiciness in the mouth is very unbearable, the juice from the stamens of the flame flower and the ice cubes actually neutralize the spiciness of the Jueyun pepper just right."
"And the faint fishy smell on the frog plus the unique bloody smell of the lizard's tail is fused with alcohol."
"It miraculously makes the alcohol sweeter. This mellow taste is really addictive!"
"All in all, it's so delicious that you don't want to miss it. It's even better than the previous Jueyun Pepper Milk Crystal Nucleus Alcohol Special Blend!"
"Really? Then Diona, I want a drink too!"
"And I!"
"I also want!"
"Don't forget you still have me"
"What! Why? Why? I've tried so hard, but it still doesn't taste bad!"
Diona was crying while making the special concoction of the Flame Cloud Azure Lizard just now. Although she was sad, she still had to meet the customer's requirements.
Of all the people present, only Ling Yue knew what was going on.
Well, you can’t blame Diona-chan, everything must be blamed on a certain god who is the best at showing off. He seems to be allergic to cat hair, so he won’t take revenge maliciously.
"Ah! Ah Jiu, what's going on recently? Why do you keep sneezing?"
"Eh? Can gods also catch colds?"
Paimon heard the sneezing and flew to Wendy's side to ask.
"Probably not. I haven't done this for a long time."
And Ying, who was at the front, said with some complaints.
"Okay, hurry up and go. There are still a lot of commissions. It's because of you, Wendy, that you took so many commissions and even put my name in the same team as yours without permission."
"If you fail to complete the task, your credibility will decline, and the decline will affect your rating. If your rating is low, you will not be able to receive commissions with high returns,"
Wendy broke out in a cold sweat after hearing these words, because she had said them too many times along the way.
"Okay, okay, you've said it so many times along the way that your ears are getting calluses."
"It's not because of you. You are obviously a god who entrusted you to solve the problem with just a few clicks of your fingers. But in the end, we have to do it, even if it's just 64 points."
Wendy's expression gradually dimmed, but returned to normal in an instant.
"I am just an ordinary original god now. If I show too much, I will be paid special attention to. Even if there is secret help from the knights, paper can't cover up the fire after all."
"Genshin? I seem to have never heard this word before."
"Of course, Paimon's little head only remembers what tastes good."
However, Ling Yue seems to have mentioned the original god or something.
"Hahaha, in fact, everyone who has the Eye of God is qualified to become a god. Therefore, he is called the original god and has the qualification to board the Sky Island."
"Is that so..."
………………………… (Mina-san! If you want to know what happened next, please read the next chapter, hehe!)
ps: Di Ji’s family qq skirt, 953627097, you can come in to play or check whether Di Ji is still alive
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