Revitalize Uchiha from Genshin
Chapter 50 Yelan’s handle
If the previous missions could only be considered childish, then the conditions of this mission were really an eye-opener.
Let’s talk about the first condition first, the richest man in Teyvat?That is basically richer than Liyue's Ningguang, Zhidong's [Rich Man], and Mondstadt's Diluc. But what are their identities? Each one of them is a high-level official in their own country, let alone Only ten years.
Yu Cheng's first thought was to rush to the Northland Bank now, sneak attack the lone [Ms.], and snatch Morax's [Heart of God].
But Yu Cheng felt that even if he had the Heart of God and could produce molas by himself, the rate of molas production would not be able to catch up with the money-making speed of those rich people. After all, in some industries, making money is much faster than robbing gold houses.
As for the second condition, to become the strongest fighting force in Teyvat, hell, if you remove the prefix, I will immediately rush to Xumi overnight to become a citizen of Xumi. After all, Xumi’s [Little Auspicious Grass King] should be the existing one The weakest god among the seven gods.
The God of Wisdom has the weakest combat power, which makes sense, right?
It's a pity that the prefix condition mentioned in the conditions is Teyvat, and the suffix condition does not mention race. In other words, not only the existing seven gods, but also the seven-element dragon king who was defeated, and even the Tianli of Sky Island are included. , wanting to compete with these existences within ten years, Yu Cheng felt that he would not dare to do so even in his dreams.
The third condition, unify Teyvat?To make those gods give up the countries they established, that is to say to become enemies of the Seven Gods, this condition sounds a bit looser than the second condition, but it is only a little bit looser, which is almost 100 points and 99.5 points. difference.
As for the last condition, the first time Yu Cheng saw it, the pregnant belly photos of various female characters appeared in his mind, such as Shen He, Gan Yu, Ye Lan, Ning Guang... That scene was really amazing. Beautiful.
It's just that imagination is imagination, reality is reality. Ten children in ten years has almost eliminated one's desire to be monogamous. Asking a woman to give birth to ten children in ten years is not like being one's wife. , this is simply used as a fertility machine!
Does the system want to make me look like a sea king and a scumbag?Although there is no law that requires monogamy in this world, there are female characters with names in Genshin Impact. Excluding those lolita who are worthy of death, which one is not extremely talented and outstanding?
The more outstanding a woman is, the less willing she is to share her man with others. If you want to open a harem among these people, it will be no less difficult than the first three conditions.
But at least from the current point of view, option d is the least difficult, and it is also the one Yu Cheng wants to choose the most. Which man can withstand this test of having a harem in a different world?
But, is it really that fun?Will he suffer retribution? Yu Cheng has watched a lot of harem anime in his previous life, but none of them are more impressive than Ri Zai's campus. He won't follow in the footsteps of Brother Cheng, right?
The next day, Ningguang sent Ye Lan to go to Yu Cheng's home to recover the camera in person. Ye Lan would have to keep an eye on this kind of recovery, just in case Yu Cheng cheated and secretly kept a photo , wouldn’t that leave you with future troubles?
Ye Lan took away Yu Cheng's photo camera with an expressionless face, and said seriously while checking the negatives: "Mr. Yu Cheng, you don't have any secrets, right?"
"Don't worry about this. All the negatives are in the camera. There are no private collections. If you don't believe it, you can search my house."
"Mr. Yu Cheng is now the hero who saved Liyue Port. He shouldn't embarrass this little girl like me, right?"
"If Sister Ye Lan were a little girl, then most of the men in Liyue Port would probably not be able to become men. You are a woman who doesn't want to be a man."
"Hmph! Didn't I, this woman, fall into your hands?"
Ye Lan opened the photo machine, took out the negatives and checked them. However, Ye Lan flipped through the negatives very quickly, and gradually showed an expression of surprise and confusion. Then she threw all the negatives to the ground and rushed forward to lift them up. Yu Cheng's collar asked: "Is this all there is?"
"What do you mean? I gave you all the negatives."
"I'm asking you, you only took these photos, didn't you take more excessive and explicit photos? Is this the only way I have control over you?"
Ever since Ye Lan learned that she had been secretly photographed by Yu Cheng, she couldn't sleep well every day, always thinking that one day she would have to repay Yu Cheng a thousand times for this shame.
When she got the film, she had already prepared that the film would be full of unsightly images of herself. As a result, the pictures on the film were fully clothed and all were pictures of herself sleeping, but her posture was a bit funny, like some big font, a Pictures of horses, buttocks sticking out, etc. There is absolutely no film that can be called yellow.
"Isn't this a clue? Master Ningguang's special intelligence officer, Master Yelan's private sleeping photos, ugly photos, if this name is given to the newspaper in Liyue, it will definitely make the headlines. You were so wise in that life It will be destroyed in one day.”
Yelan's breathing began to quicken, and her plump bust became even more spectacular because of the ups and downs of her breathing, which made Yu Cheng couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
She really didn't expect it to be like this. Photos of this level were not a threat to her at all. No wonder when she woke up, her clothes were intact, and there were no signs of being forcibly taken off and put on again. After all, my clothes are tight and shapely for ease of movement.
However, it is certain that Yu Cheng will eat him up, but this is nothing to a veteran spy like Ye Lan.
Besides, Liyue's newspapers are all under the control of Qixing. As the throat of the country, newspapers will naturally not allow reporters to publish news that is not conducive to governance. For reports of his own level, the person in charge of the newspaper will definitely Report it to Seven Stars in advance, otherwise, your newspaper will go bankrupt.
Even if an unscrupulous tabloid reporter really published it, with Ningguang's position, he would still have the ability to reduce the heat of the matter to a minimum, as long as something bigger and more influential than this happened in Liyue.
Ye Lan held these films and smiled awkwardly, and the look in her eyes when she looked at Yu Cheng also changed. Although the malice still existed, it was much softer than before. At least Ye Lan no longer had any thoughts of settling scores with Yu Cheng. , but I still feel that Yu Cheng is a bit bad, but not so bad.
Ye Lan just made a brief inspection and said, "Okay, that's the end of this matter. You are not allowed to mention it again, and I will not pursue it further.
In addition, the incident in Liyue has been resolved, so you should keep your promise and tell me about our ancestors. "
Let’s talk about the first condition first, the richest man in Teyvat?That is basically richer than Liyue's Ningguang, Zhidong's [Rich Man], and Mondstadt's Diluc. But what are their identities? Each one of them is a high-level official in their own country, let alone Only ten years.
Yu Cheng's first thought was to rush to the Northland Bank now, sneak attack the lone [Ms.], and snatch Morax's [Heart of God].
But Yu Cheng felt that even if he had the Heart of God and could produce molas by himself, the rate of molas production would not be able to catch up with the money-making speed of those rich people. After all, in some industries, making money is much faster than robbing gold houses.
As for the second condition, to become the strongest fighting force in Teyvat, hell, if you remove the prefix, I will immediately rush to Xumi overnight to become a citizen of Xumi. After all, Xumi’s [Little Auspicious Grass King] should be the existing one The weakest god among the seven gods.
The God of Wisdom has the weakest combat power, which makes sense, right?
It's a pity that the prefix condition mentioned in the conditions is Teyvat, and the suffix condition does not mention race. In other words, not only the existing seven gods, but also the seven-element dragon king who was defeated, and even the Tianli of Sky Island are included. , wanting to compete with these existences within ten years, Yu Cheng felt that he would not dare to do so even in his dreams.
The third condition, unify Teyvat?To make those gods give up the countries they established, that is to say to become enemies of the Seven Gods, this condition sounds a bit looser than the second condition, but it is only a little bit looser, which is almost 100 points and 99.5 points. difference.
As for the last condition, the first time Yu Cheng saw it, the pregnant belly photos of various female characters appeared in his mind, such as Shen He, Gan Yu, Ye Lan, Ning Guang... That scene was really amazing. Beautiful.
It's just that imagination is imagination, reality is reality. Ten children in ten years has almost eliminated one's desire to be monogamous. Asking a woman to give birth to ten children in ten years is not like being one's wife. , this is simply used as a fertility machine!
Does the system want to make me look like a sea king and a scumbag?Although there is no law that requires monogamy in this world, there are female characters with names in Genshin Impact. Excluding those lolita who are worthy of death, which one is not extremely talented and outstanding?
The more outstanding a woman is, the less willing she is to share her man with others. If you want to open a harem among these people, it will be no less difficult than the first three conditions.
But at least from the current point of view, option d is the least difficult, and it is also the one Yu Cheng wants to choose the most. Which man can withstand this test of having a harem in a different world?
But, is it really that fun?Will he suffer retribution? Yu Cheng has watched a lot of harem anime in his previous life, but none of them are more impressive than Ri Zai's campus. He won't follow in the footsteps of Brother Cheng, right?
The next day, Ningguang sent Ye Lan to go to Yu Cheng's home to recover the camera in person. Ye Lan would have to keep an eye on this kind of recovery, just in case Yu Cheng cheated and secretly kept a photo , wouldn’t that leave you with future troubles?
Ye Lan took away Yu Cheng's photo camera with an expressionless face, and said seriously while checking the negatives: "Mr. Yu Cheng, you don't have any secrets, right?"
"Don't worry about this. All the negatives are in the camera. There are no private collections. If you don't believe it, you can search my house."
"Mr. Yu Cheng is now the hero who saved Liyue Port. He shouldn't embarrass this little girl like me, right?"
"If Sister Ye Lan were a little girl, then most of the men in Liyue Port would probably not be able to become men. You are a woman who doesn't want to be a man."
"Hmph! Didn't I, this woman, fall into your hands?"
Ye Lan opened the photo machine, took out the negatives and checked them. However, Ye Lan flipped through the negatives very quickly, and gradually showed an expression of surprise and confusion. Then she threw all the negatives to the ground and rushed forward to lift them up. Yu Cheng's collar asked: "Is this all there is?"
"What do you mean? I gave you all the negatives."
"I'm asking you, you only took these photos, didn't you take more excessive and explicit photos? Is this the only way I have control over you?"
Ever since Ye Lan learned that she had been secretly photographed by Yu Cheng, she couldn't sleep well every day, always thinking that one day she would have to repay Yu Cheng a thousand times for this shame.
When she got the film, she had already prepared that the film would be full of unsightly images of herself. As a result, the pictures on the film were fully clothed and all were pictures of herself sleeping, but her posture was a bit funny, like some big font, a Pictures of horses, buttocks sticking out, etc. There is absolutely no film that can be called yellow.
"Isn't this a clue? Master Ningguang's special intelligence officer, Master Yelan's private sleeping photos, ugly photos, if this name is given to the newspaper in Liyue, it will definitely make the headlines. You were so wise in that life It will be destroyed in one day.”
Yelan's breathing began to quicken, and her plump bust became even more spectacular because of the ups and downs of her breathing, which made Yu Cheng couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
She really didn't expect it to be like this. Photos of this level were not a threat to her at all. No wonder when she woke up, her clothes were intact, and there were no signs of being forcibly taken off and put on again. After all, my clothes are tight and shapely for ease of movement.
However, it is certain that Yu Cheng will eat him up, but this is nothing to a veteran spy like Ye Lan.
Besides, Liyue's newspapers are all under the control of Qixing. As the throat of the country, newspapers will naturally not allow reporters to publish news that is not conducive to governance. For reports of his own level, the person in charge of the newspaper will definitely Report it to Seven Stars in advance, otherwise, your newspaper will go bankrupt.
Even if an unscrupulous tabloid reporter really published it, with Ningguang's position, he would still have the ability to reduce the heat of the matter to a minimum, as long as something bigger and more influential than this happened in Liyue.
Ye Lan held these films and smiled awkwardly, and the look in her eyes when she looked at Yu Cheng also changed. Although the malice still existed, it was much softer than before. At least Ye Lan no longer had any thoughts of settling scores with Yu Cheng. , but I still feel that Yu Cheng is a bit bad, but not so bad.
Ye Lan just made a brief inspection and said, "Okay, that's the end of this matter. You are not allowed to mention it again, and I will not pursue it further.
In addition, the incident in Liyue has been resolved, so you should keep your promise and tell me about our ancestors. "
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