Quick Travel: Downing Zhazhalu

"This is the water bill. The water fee is 150 yuan, the electricity fee is 580 yuan, there is also a natural gas fee of 300 yuan, a property fee of 120 yuan, a parking fee of 200 yuan, and a gas fee of 600 yuan. You can transfer half of it to me!"

Yu Zuo knocked on her door, asking for money.

Only then did Gu Ling feel that time passed so quickly. She took the water bill in his hand and looked at it, and instantly smiled.

Gu Lingxiao burst into tears. Yu Zuo asked, "Gu Ling, just pay the fee if I ask you to. Why are you laughing?"

Gu Ling shook his head helplessly, "Let's not ask whether it is reasonable for me to pay half of the three expenses of water, electricity, property, and property. Can you first explain to me why I should pay half of the parking fee and gas fee?"

Yu Zuo was speechless for a moment, but he still frowned and said: "Equality between men and women, AA system! You don't want to go back on your word now, do you?"

At the end of the sentence, his voice suddenly became louder, as if Gu Ling had done something outrageous that made him unhappy.

Gu Ling's sharp fingers poked at the stack of receipts in his hand, and he yelled angrily: "Yu Zuo, don't think that you are the only smart person in this world. Everyone is smart. Why don't you take this stack of broken receipts?" You want to pry away hundreds of dollars from me, do you think I'm a fool, or do you think I'm one of your kind?"

Gu Ling almost pointed at Yu Zuo's nose and called him a fool. Yu Zuo is now being ravaged by Gu Ling, and he doesn't know if his ability to withstand stress has become stronger. He is still calm now, unlike Jumping as hard as before.

"Then how do you want to divide it?"

"The parking fee and gas fee are all paid by you, because I have never ridden in this car. I am always at home. I don't think I should pay this money, and this car is not in my name. Logically speaking, it was purchased after we got married, so I should open it, but I graciously gave it to you, so I thought you wouldn’t shamelessly rely on me for money you shouldn’t have to pay!”

"As for the water bill, electricity bill, and property fee, I have no objection to the property fee being shared equally, but I don't agree with the water bill and electricity bill being shared equally. My biggest concession is that I only contribute 1/4, and you have to take care of the rest. Ask your parents for it, or be a dutiful son, and the other 3/4 will be paid for by yourself."

"you……."

"Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet. Yu Zuo, don't think you have suffered a big loss in this matter. Let me tell you, 95% of the time this month I have been ordering takeout. I have basically never cooked in the kitchen. , even if I don’t order takeout, I usually go out to eat, so I won’t pay for natural gas. I only pay for water and electricity bills. After all, I can’t tell them apart.”

Gu Ling's words were clear and logical, and Yu Zuo was dumbfounded. He had no way to produce substantive evidence to refute Gu Ling. At most, he could only say that Gu Ling's calculations were too clear, that's all.

Gu Ling took out his mobile phone and started to operate it. After a while, he said: "I have already handed over the water bill, electricity bill, and property fee to you."

Yu Zuo was stunned and walked out with the receipt. He had no choice but to pay the remaining money himself. His wallet, which was already empty, was even more empty now.

He took out his calculator and started calculating, how long can his current balance last?

The more I calculated, the more irritated I became, and the more I calculated, the more I could not make ends meet. I pushed the things on the table to the floor, inserted my hands into my hair, and sat on the sofa dejectedly, with my head lowered.

The relationship between Yu’s mother and Yu’s father has also eased a lot now. At least Yu’s mother can now push Father Yu to go for a walk outside relatively calmly. Although her waist is not healed yet, basically as long as the gravity is not exerted, she can There won't be any problem.

When the couple came back, they saw their son lowering his head in despair and saying nothing. After the two of them looked at each other, Yu's mother took the lead and walked over and asked: "Son, what's wrong? Did something happen? If you tell me anything, your parents might be able to help."

Yu Zuo raised his head and pointed to the receipts lying on the floor, "Dad, Mom, do you think I am particularly useless? I work as a civil servant every month and only earn a salary of just over 3000 yuan a month. I can only We have to protect our basic living expenses, but we don’t have any money left in our hands.”

After Yu's mother and Yu's father looked at each other, they both saw doubts in each other's eyes. They had only been out for half a day, why had their son become so decadent now?

Could it be that during the time they were out, their son was stimulated in some way?

"Dad, Mom, do you think I'm not as good as Gu Ling in everything? Otherwise, why could he quit his job as a teacher so easily? Now he can even earn more than me by writing an article, and he's so free, and I'm suffering every day. I have to work and I can’t save any money.”

After Yu's mother and Yu's father looked at each other, anger suddenly rose in their hearts. Sure enough, it was the woman Gu Ling who was responsible. Yu's mother's back no longer ached, her legs no longer hurt, and her waist no longer hurt. Angrily, he ran to the door of Gu Ling's room and knocked on the door.

Gu Ling frowned and opened it, and asked politely, "Mom, these are the receipts. Is there anything wrong with them?"

Receipt? What receipt? Mother Yu looked at Gu Ling in confusion.

After waiting for a long time, she realized that she was cured by Gu Ling's words. This was simply unscientific.

"You, you, you, Gu Ling, what exactly did you do to my son? Why does he look so decadent now?"

Gu Ling's head was really full of questions at this time. How could she know why Yu Zuo could be so decadent.

"I don't know! You can ask him directly." After saying that, he stretched his head in the direction of the living room and shouted, "Yu Zuo, tell mom, what exactly did I do to you to make you so decadent now."

Yu Zuo shouted in shame, "Mom, come back quickly, don't you care about Gu Ling's affairs?"

"Oh~~~." Gu Ling said meaningfully in a long voice, "Turns out I was crying at the wrong grave!"

Mother Yu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. What does it mean to cry at the wrong grave? Gu Ling, the daughter-in-law, is nothing short of big or small.

After all, Yu's mother was an old person and didn't know the troubles of young people. She was so angry that she almost had a myocardial infarction, but Yu Zuo pulled her away.

Gu Ling said harsh words to the three people in the living room, "From now on, you have to find the right one. Don't come to me for everything. I am not a shelter here. Don't disturb my time. My time is very precious." , up to several million every minute!”

A few million is naturally bragging, but it doesn't affect your performance! Yu Zuo's face turned even darker at a speed visible to the naked eye. It seemed that he had been greatly stimulated. What a sin!

Gu Ling's feeling of guilt only lasted for a second and then passed in a flash.