After my wife pulled out my oxygen tube, I was born again
Chapter 500: Leaning against the wall and eating the big melon
In the Danding Sect, it is normal to test medicines with fellow students and yourself.
Basically, the disciples of the Alchemy Sect are all resistant to drugs and are very strong.
Generally speaking, you can't eat it to death.
Of course, this is also considered a bad habit. They often tease each other like this for fun.
Song Yang basically couldn't change his bad habits.
Lu Changmao didn't think much, just took the medicine and said with a smile: "Hahaha, okay, then I'm welcome!"
As he spoke, he put both pills into his mouth.
Song Yang's eyes widened: "Why did you eat everything?"
"It's okay, it's okay. Don't worry, I'm highly resistant to drugs. I don't feel anything when I take ordinary aphrodisiacs."
Song Yang looked at Lu Changmao in confusion: "Master, are you so vain?"
Lu Changmao chuckled and walked away.
Song Yang looked confused: "Isn't my medicine easy to use?"
Song Yang looked at the rest and made two more pills. This time the amount of medicine was much larger than before.
Looking at the medicine, Song Yang looked depressed.
I didn't hear any reaction from the leader, nor did I ask for the Ningshen Powder.Not quite right?
"Could it be that the medicinal materials are fake?"
Song Yang threw one into his mouth and chewed it.
While I was chewing, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Song Yang opened the door while chewing another enhanced version of Jiuyang Dihuang Pills.
As soon as he opened the door, Shen Po asked with blushing cheeks, "What did you feed the leader?"
"The leader is so stupid? Damn it, why are you blushing? Could it be?" Song Yang's eyes widened in disbelief, and Shen Po said angrily: "Follow me!"
Song Yang was puzzled and swallowed subconsciously.
Take the medicine.
He followed Shen Po to a secluded courtyard in the back mountain. From far away in the courtyard, he could hear the sounds of men and women enjoying themselves.
There were more than a dozen disciples lying in the grass, all of them laughing secretly.
"Senior Sister! Senior Brother Song! Come on, the leader is really fierce!"
"Can Senior Sister endure it?"
"Nonsense, I've never heard of plowed fields, only exhausted cows."
The disciples looked at each other and said something to each other, and Song Yang suddenly felt that something was wrong.
"Damn it! He feels hot in his lower abdomen now. Grandma, I didn't expect that this medicine is not weak, but very strong!"
When Song Yang thought of this, he immediately took out the Ningshen Powder and stuffed it inside.
Shen Po looked at him doubtfully: "Why are you eating this?"
Then she lowered her head and turned red.
Song Yang said angrily: "I thought the medicinal materials were fake. This old guy came here. I said why there was no movement. Just now I tried to test whether the medicinal materials were real or fake. Isn't this harmful to others?"
It was completely normal for fellow students to test each other's medicines, and Shen Po was not surprised.
But they had never heard of Song Yang doing it so violently.
"What did you feed the master? Good guy, I'm already worried about my sister-in-law..."
"Speaking of which, no one of you can explain to me what's going on with the master and the master?"
When Song Yang asked, the other disciples said with a smile: "If you ask that, I'm not sleepy anymore. This headmaster and senior sister, hey, those are just kids. It's a long story, but this matter, senior sister." She has the most say, and she has the best relationship with Senior Aunt Qinglu."
Song Yang looked at Shen Po, and Shen Po sighed: "It's just a bad fate. Once upon a time, the senior aunt had a junior sister. That junior sister had a good relationship with the head, and Lang was very affectionate. Later, she let Zhao Hanxi defraud him out of money. In the end, she had to sleep with Zhao Hanxi, but she died in the end. This made the leader angry, and Sister Qinglu was secretly in love with the leader. Over the years, the two of them have been like a layer of window paper..."
The disciple on the side curled his lips: "Senior sister, what you said is that the window paper between them was not torn, it was his mother who tore it!"
Song Yang waved his hand: "Don't talk so graphically."
"What happened next?" As a melon-eater, Song Yang naturally wanted to eat enough of these melons.
Shen Po coughed and said, "It's just... everyone knows that they are having an affair, but they think that we don't know that they are having an affair, so they have an affair behind our backs, and then everyone heard about it today!"
Song Yang scratched his head: "This voice, don't say that Senior Sister's voice is not quiet!"
Shen Po glared at Song Yang angrily: "Are you serious or not? By the way, you Zhanzhen sect disciples are sick, so why are you studying this stuff?"
Song Yang sighed: "There is nothing to do. You don't know that I was in the mountains. When I was bored, I made some medicine to mix with the donkeys. The donkey shed is so exciting."
Shen Po frowned: "Xunzhen will take you to do this?"
"We also match cattle, horses and sheep. The main thing is to be comprehensive. In fact, the key is to do some small business. If the villagers at the foot of the mountain are not worthy, they come to us and match them for two to three hundred at a time. The money comes quickly."
Shen Po rubbed his forehead. She had heard that Xun Zhenzi was not serious, but she didn't expect him to be so old and not serious.
A dozen Chunyang disciples were eating melon seeds and chatting, gossiping happily amid fierce collisions in the room.
It wasn't until the crowd died down that everyone dispersed.
Song Yang stood up, and Shen Po looked at Song Yang doubtfully: "If you understand so well, are you already married?"
Song Yang nodded: "Yes, I have a daughter."
Speaking of this, Song Yang's expression suddenly became uncomfortable.
"What's wrong?" Shen Po noticed something strange. She looked at Song Yang, who sighed: "We're divorced. Linglong forced us to divorce, saying it was destiny. Now I can't deal with Linglong's Fang Xiaoxian."
When Shen Po heard the word Linglong, she was so surprised that her eyes widened: "Linglong? That is the strongest lineage of the Zhanzhen sect, and she stopped you from getting married?"
"It's not to stop me from getting married, but to stop me from being with Chu Zihan, and to take away our daughter Song Chuchu. I've been saving my strength now, hoping to reunite my family. Of course... it's not that simple. Senior sister, you are so Surprised, how much do you know about Linglong?"
Shen Po pondered: "Fang Xiaoxian? I don't know much about her, but I know that she is a witch who will never grow old. The leaders are all her juniors, but it seems that she is older than the leader. No one knows what is going on. Know."
"As for Taoist cultivation, to be honest, I have never seen such a magical person, but just once, I finally believed that land immortals really exist."
Song Yang shook his head slightly: "I have heard many such fairy tales. Which sect is she from? Do you know?"
Shen Po nodded: "I heard from my master that she seems to be a unique and unique lineage. It is said that it can be traced back to Nanhua during the Three Kingdoms period."
"They are not considered Taoist disciples, but they are the secular inheritance of folk Taoism."
"And the sect behind Linglong is called Tianxin Pavilion."
Song Yang said in confusion: "It has been passed down for so long, so why are they passed down from generation to generation by women? And they are only women?"
Shen Po shook his head: "I don't know. Anyway, the Tianxin Pavilion sect will not offend them, and every 50 years, they will make fortunes in the world. Divinate the fortune of the country and steal the secrets of heaven."
"So, it would be really surprising if you were targeted by them. Logically speaking, you are all from the Zhanzhen lineage. Why would you attack you if there are not many people in this lineage?"
Shen Po's question made Song Yang complain with a bitter face: "If I had known, I wouldn't be in such a mess!"
Basically, the disciples of the Alchemy Sect are all resistant to drugs and are very strong.
Generally speaking, you can't eat it to death.
Of course, this is also considered a bad habit. They often tease each other like this for fun.
Song Yang basically couldn't change his bad habits.
Lu Changmao didn't think much, just took the medicine and said with a smile: "Hahaha, okay, then I'm welcome!"
As he spoke, he put both pills into his mouth.
Song Yang's eyes widened: "Why did you eat everything?"
"It's okay, it's okay. Don't worry, I'm highly resistant to drugs. I don't feel anything when I take ordinary aphrodisiacs."
Song Yang looked at Lu Changmao in confusion: "Master, are you so vain?"
Lu Changmao chuckled and walked away.
Song Yang looked confused: "Isn't my medicine easy to use?"
Song Yang looked at the rest and made two more pills. This time the amount of medicine was much larger than before.
Looking at the medicine, Song Yang looked depressed.
I didn't hear any reaction from the leader, nor did I ask for the Ningshen Powder.Not quite right?
"Could it be that the medicinal materials are fake?"
Song Yang threw one into his mouth and chewed it.
While I was chewing, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Song Yang opened the door while chewing another enhanced version of Jiuyang Dihuang Pills.
As soon as he opened the door, Shen Po asked with blushing cheeks, "What did you feed the leader?"
"The leader is so stupid? Damn it, why are you blushing? Could it be?" Song Yang's eyes widened in disbelief, and Shen Po said angrily: "Follow me!"
Song Yang was puzzled and swallowed subconsciously.
Take the medicine.
He followed Shen Po to a secluded courtyard in the back mountain. From far away in the courtyard, he could hear the sounds of men and women enjoying themselves.
There were more than a dozen disciples lying in the grass, all of them laughing secretly.
"Senior Sister! Senior Brother Song! Come on, the leader is really fierce!"
"Can Senior Sister endure it?"
"Nonsense, I've never heard of plowed fields, only exhausted cows."
The disciples looked at each other and said something to each other, and Song Yang suddenly felt that something was wrong.
"Damn it! He feels hot in his lower abdomen now. Grandma, I didn't expect that this medicine is not weak, but very strong!"
When Song Yang thought of this, he immediately took out the Ningshen Powder and stuffed it inside.
Shen Po looked at him doubtfully: "Why are you eating this?"
Then she lowered her head and turned red.
Song Yang said angrily: "I thought the medicinal materials were fake. This old guy came here. I said why there was no movement. Just now I tried to test whether the medicinal materials were real or fake. Isn't this harmful to others?"
It was completely normal for fellow students to test each other's medicines, and Shen Po was not surprised.
But they had never heard of Song Yang doing it so violently.
"What did you feed the master? Good guy, I'm already worried about my sister-in-law..."
"Speaking of which, no one of you can explain to me what's going on with the master and the master?"
When Song Yang asked, the other disciples said with a smile: "If you ask that, I'm not sleepy anymore. This headmaster and senior sister, hey, those are just kids. It's a long story, but this matter, senior sister." She has the most say, and she has the best relationship with Senior Aunt Qinglu."
Song Yang looked at Shen Po, and Shen Po sighed: "It's just a bad fate. Once upon a time, the senior aunt had a junior sister. That junior sister had a good relationship with the head, and Lang was very affectionate. Later, she let Zhao Hanxi defraud him out of money. In the end, she had to sleep with Zhao Hanxi, but she died in the end. This made the leader angry, and Sister Qinglu was secretly in love with the leader. Over the years, the two of them have been like a layer of window paper..."
The disciple on the side curled his lips: "Senior sister, what you said is that the window paper between them was not torn, it was his mother who tore it!"
Song Yang waved his hand: "Don't talk so graphically."
"What happened next?" As a melon-eater, Song Yang naturally wanted to eat enough of these melons.
Shen Po coughed and said, "It's just... everyone knows that they are having an affair, but they think that we don't know that they are having an affair, so they have an affair behind our backs, and then everyone heard about it today!"
Song Yang scratched his head: "This voice, don't say that Senior Sister's voice is not quiet!"
Shen Po glared at Song Yang angrily: "Are you serious or not? By the way, you Zhanzhen sect disciples are sick, so why are you studying this stuff?"
Song Yang sighed: "There is nothing to do. You don't know that I was in the mountains. When I was bored, I made some medicine to mix with the donkeys. The donkey shed is so exciting."
Shen Po frowned: "Xunzhen will take you to do this?"
"We also match cattle, horses and sheep. The main thing is to be comprehensive. In fact, the key is to do some small business. If the villagers at the foot of the mountain are not worthy, they come to us and match them for two to three hundred at a time. The money comes quickly."
Shen Po rubbed his forehead. She had heard that Xun Zhenzi was not serious, but she didn't expect him to be so old and not serious.
A dozen Chunyang disciples were eating melon seeds and chatting, gossiping happily amid fierce collisions in the room.
It wasn't until the crowd died down that everyone dispersed.
Song Yang stood up, and Shen Po looked at Song Yang doubtfully: "If you understand so well, are you already married?"
Song Yang nodded: "Yes, I have a daughter."
Speaking of this, Song Yang's expression suddenly became uncomfortable.
"What's wrong?" Shen Po noticed something strange. She looked at Song Yang, who sighed: "We're divorced. Linglong forced us to divorce, saying it was destiny. Now I can't deal with Linglong's Fang Xiaoxian."
When Shen Po heard the word Linglong, she was so surprised that her eyes widened: "Linglong? That is the strongest lineage of the Zhanzhen sect, and she stopped you from getting married?"
"It's not to stop me from getting married, but to stop me from being with Chu Zihan, and to take away our daughter Song Chuchu. I've been saving my strength now, hoping to reunite my family. Of course... it's not that simple. Senior sister, you are so Surprised, how much do you know about Linglong?"
Shen Po pondered: "Fang Xiaoxian? I don't know much about her, but I know that she is a witch who will never grow old. The leaders are all her juniors, but it seems that she is older than the leader. No one knows what is going on. Know."
"As for Taoist cultivation, to be honest, I have never seen such a magical person, but just once, I finally believed that land immortals really exist."
Song Yang shook his head slightly: "I have heard many such fairy tales. Which sect is she from? Do you know?"
Shen Po nodded: "I heard from my master that she seems to be a unique and unique lineage. It is said that it can be traced back to Nanhua during the Three Kingdoms period."
"They are not considered Taoist disciples, but they are the secular inheritance of folk Taoism."
"And the sect behind Linglong is called Tianxin Pavilion."
Song Yang said in confusion: "It has been passed down for so long, so why are they passed down from generation to generation by women? And they are only women?"
Shen Po shook his head: "I don't know. Anyway, the Tianxin Pavilion sect will not offend them, and every 50 years, they will make fortunes in the world. Divinate the fortune of the country and steal the secrets of heaven."
"So, it would be really surprising if you were targeted by them. Logically speaking, you are all from the Zhanzhen lineage. Why would you attack you if there are not many people in this lineage?"
Shen Po's question made Song Yang complain with a bitter face: "If I had known, I wouldn't be in such a mess!"
You'll Also Like
-
Summon the Martial Saint at the beginning and kick the green tea green plum
Chapter 159 10 hours ago -
Hong Kong Movie: Stop dragging Laughing brother
Chapter 435 10 hours ago -
Pokémon Go: The Instance System
Chapter 486 10 hours ago -
Alliance: From Plumber to LPL Champion
Chapter 334 10 hours ago -
Douluo's Beginning Obtained Chaos God Test
Chapter 499 23 hours ago -
After signing in for fifty years, I became the leader of the vampire clan
Chapter 290 1 days ago -
Lord: Start with a 10,000-fold increase, empty the store
Chapter 425 1 days ago -
Spirit pet creation simulator
Chapter 1347 1 days ago -
All Lords: My heroes all have their own special arms
Chapter 556 1 days ago -
Overlord: Start from the Goblin Lair
Chapter 570 1 days ago