After my wife pulled out my oxygen tube, I was born again

Song Yang didn't go directly to pry the opponent's corner.

He deliberately waited for the other party to finish his lecture, and then Liu Anan and Huo Xiaoman handed out flyers on the street.

The uncles and aunties walked out excitedly with a pound of eggs, only to see two girls handing out flyers.

"Uncle, let's take a look. Master Yunxia, ​​who is the reincarnation of the Nine Heavenly Mysteries of Chunyang Temple, gives lectures in person. He preaches and teaches health preservation. He does not sell products. After listening, he will give away three kilograms of eggs! There is also a lucky draw and diamonds will be given away!"

"Three pounds of eggs? Really?"

A gray-haired old man became energetic as soon as he heard this. Old men and women like them all thought they were smart and didn't buy anything. Then they attended the class every day and took advantage of it.

In fact, the main purpose of scammers is to let them come, then choose a target and start trapping them to death.

You know, as long as it becomes one, it is 10,000+, or even hundreds of thousands!

Every time I got it, it was more than 100 million.

Then run away.

Song Yang's eggs cost more than ten yuan. If a maximum of 100 people came, how much would it cost?

Including moissanite, it is only a small amount.

Of course, Song Yang is not here to lie.

If they really come to cheat, these old people will be really miserable.

They can't escape Song Yang's clutches.

The flyers were sent out just as everyone had just finished class, and now they could get eggs, so they all ran to listen to the class directly.

It’s different from the living liar before.

Song Yang saw that the place was big and the environment was not bad. After he arrived, the pretty etiquette lady gave him water and air conditioner.

Ma Cheng and Liu Zhi chatted with the elderly with smiles on their faces and introduced the general content of this lecture.

After the old people were done, Song Yang came out wearing the Taoist robe borrowed from Chunyang.

He saw everyone smiling and said: "Good people, hello everyone. The name of the poor Taoist is Ji Xuan."

"I am a disciple of Chunyang. Today I specially accompany my master Yunxia to preach to everyone. If there are any objections, I hope everyone can bear with me."

Unlike those who took brainwashing courses, Song Yang smiled first.It gives people the impression that this child is very innocent.This is not the kind of class where you shout slogans while beating chicken blood.

Of course, this kind of situation naturally requires a small reveal to attract everyone's attention.

His eyes first fell on an old lady who looked very rich.

You can tell from her face that this old lady comes from a wealthy family.

Moreover, her temperament shows that she often comes into contact with officials and people from scholarly families.Then, Song Yang discovered whether the aunt was beating her legs.

Use the Four Transformations Flying Star Fu Duan Jue to observe.

Cold air entered her meridians and blocked her legs.

But the cold is latent, attacks intermittently, does not last long, and is difficult to express on the pulse.

Song Yang concluded that even if she saw a doctor, she probably wouldn't be able to figure out the reason.

Thinking of this, Song Yang directly talked to the aunt: "Oh, this aunt has a really good face. If you look at the aunt's face, I will tell you that you are a prosperous husband. You will add a child to the family. There are two boys and one girl. The eldest son has a lot of potential. Surely? He's an official! This younger son is not bad, he seems to be knowledgeable, he should be an engineer in some organization, and his daughter should be a teacher."

The aunt's eyes widened: "Oh, little fairy, you are so accurate. Indeed, my son works in the county and is a section chief. My second son works as an engineer in a company in Qingpu. My daughter lives in Baicheng. I was a junior high school teacher. Have you noticed this?"

Song Yang chuckled: "Yes, after all, I have been with the fairy for a long time, so I have the fairy spirit and the opportunity. This time we go down the mountain, we are to save all sentient beings. But aunt, your body, is it a knee? It’s not good, your leg hurts? You can’t explain why even if you go to the hospital?”

"Oh, it's amazing, it's amazing!" The aunt clapped her hands in amazement.

Song Yang then said: "Auntie has a lot of good fortune, so that's good. I'll ask Master Yunxia to give you a prescription later! Don't worry, we won't take any money! Please wait a moment, the lecture will be finished in a while, don't leave in a hurry, let Master Yunxia Let me show you!"

"Okay, okay!!" Auntie nodded quickly: "Thank you!"

Song Yang smiled and nodded. At this time, an old man said: "Master Immortal, please help me take a look. My head always hurts."

Song Yang looked at the old man.

He had a bitter look on his face and his brows were furrowed, indicating that he was troubled by many things.

Looking at the uterus of the face and the sunken uterus, you can tell that these are two sons, and they are both worried.

Use Fu Duan Jue again to see.

The old man has stomach problems, strong liver fire, and bad heart condition.

Song Yang smiled slightly: "Old man, you don't have the blessing of this aunt. You have a son in your family who is fighting like a tiger and a wolf, but he still can't live up to the expectations. He wants 20 to get married, and this one has to ask for [-]. No. I always want to make money from you."

The old man's eyes widened, and then he nodded hurriedly: "God, it's so amazing."

Several people around him who knew him couldn't help but admire: "That's right! Those two bastard sons of his family are idle and have high ambitions but low abilities. Marrying a daughter-in-law almost killed the old couple!"

The old man then said excitedly: "Yes, yes, those two cowards in my family are here to collect debts!"

Song Yang chuckled: "Master, don't be angry. You have a strong anger and a bad stomach. You wake up in the morning with a bad mouth and a heart problem. If you are angry, your health will be even worse."

The old man nodded excitedly: "Yes, yes, Master Immortal, what should I do?"

"It's okay. Don't leave after the lecture. Everyone can stay and wait for the real person to take action. The medicine will cure the disease!"

Everyone was now restrained by Song Yang's hand.

Huo Xiaoman on the side whispered to Cao Zhen: "Captain Cao, he... also arranged this in advance?"

"No, I didn't arrange childcare." Cao Zhen was also confused.

Ma Chengze whispered: "Captain Cao, don't forget, where did he come from? He has no ability to do it? I think he is serious!"

"Damn it, this ability is a bit unbelievable. Isn't this just solving a case casually?" Cao Zhen was surprised.

Song Yang looked at the time at this time and then said: "Okay, let's start class now, please invite a real person!"

Song Yang shouted, then flew over everyone's heads and stuck on the wall.Then Shen Po jumped up and landed on the hilt of the sword as if flying.

This hand...

It's actually useless.

It just looks good.

Shen Po thought he had a strong talent, so he practiced specifically.

At that time, it was to maintain the appearance of a senior sister.

I didn’t expect to use it now!

Shen Po stood on the hilt of the sword, and the uncle and aunt were frightened.

I thought I really saw a living god.

They saluted quickly, and some even knelt down to worship.

Shen Po had never seen this scene before. She waved her hand and said, "Everyone, get up!"

The old people all got up, and Song Yang continued: "This is my Master Yunxia from Chunyang Temple. Today she will tell you about the Five Elements Health Preservation Method. We do this for free. We go down the mountain just to help the world and save people. The method If she doesn’t teach Liu Er, she can only pass these on to me. As for me, I’m here to explain my understanding to everyone. I’m just talking nonsense. I hope everyone will forgive me if I’m wrong.”