After my wife pulled out my oxygen tube, I was born again

"What?" Zhang Chuan was surprised.

Song Yang smiled and said: "This is not a spell at all, but a drug to fake death. Without an antidote, you cannot wake up."

"The antidote of this medicine is also very special. It is a kind of bug, a bug fed with medicine. In itself, the antidote is highly toxic. After being absorbed by this bug, the life span of the bug will be greatly shortened. , he needs to drink the Nine Lives Wine to survive. Therefore, he will go directly to the Nine Lives Wine. At this time, it bites the poisoned person, and then the insect will detoxify and leave on its own. It will give you a sense of being unaware of the ghosts. Feel."

"The people who designed this poison originally wanted to fake their own death. They generally have accomplices who use this method to avoid the death penalty or be hunted by enemies."

"I didn't expect that it would be used for blackmail."

After Song Yang finished speaking, Zhang Chuan asked in surprise: "What should I do?"

Song Yang said with a smile: "Since ancient times, the devil is as tall as the devil. After this medicine comes out, there will naturally be people who want to study and crack this scam, so there are other methods."

Zhang Chuan said quickly: "Then please help me!"

"You have to go to the countryside to find this thing."

"what's that?"

"Cow dung!"

"What?" Zhang Chuan's eyes widened.

Song Yang smiled and said: "Cow dung, and it needs to be aged, it is best to find it from the wall. The bricks must be more than ten years old. Take the bricks together, burn them dry, then add lard and serve with Old tobacco oil and mugwort leaves. Finally, I want the aged vinegar that is at least 50 years old. They are all useful."

These "medicinal materials" made Zhang Chuan stupid.

Cow dung?The kind that takes more than ten years?Then lard, old tobacco oil, and mugwort leaves are added.In the end, you want aged vinegar that is over 50 years old?Are these all medicines?

Everyone else is also suspicious.

Song Yang disagreed and said with a smile: "These are all medicinal materials, but the preparation method is a bit excessive. For example, Renzhonghuang, which is a mixture of human feces and licorice."

"Okay...go get ready!"

Zhang Chuan called his secretary, and his phone number reached the county seat.

The whole county started.

I went from house to house looking for cowsheds, and they were made of bricks that were more than ten years old and had cow dung.

Not to mention, I actually found it in a poor family's home.

The county magistrate said nothing, left 2000 yuan to the other party, and then began to demolish the wall.

For tobacco pouch oil, I basically look for old people, and I found this one quickly.

As for lard and mugwort leaves, you can buy them casually.

It didn't take long for these things to come together.

Melt the lard with fire, then burn the bricks in the yard, roast the cow dung, and finally fry it with tobacco oil and mugwort leaves in lard.

Slowly, the smell came out, which was super refreshing to the nose.

Zhang Chuan vomited when he smelled it.

The sister-in-law who followed out asked: "Brother-in-law, is the person you are looking for reliable? What are all these?"

"Don't worry, it's reliable. He's a better celebrity in Donghai than your brother-in-law."

"Okay, but I don't want to come back to our house for a short time. This smell..."

As she spoke, my sister-in-law felt nauseated again.

Song Yang pressed the black thing, and then smoked it under the old man's nose.

As a result, the old man screamed and started doing it.

Then he yelled: "Who the fuck blew up cow shit in my house!"

Everyone looked at the old man in surprise.

My wife broke down in tears and laughed. She threw herself on her body and cried: "Old man, I thought you were going to let me go!"

The old man looked surprised.

He looked around and saw two unfamiliar faces, and smelled the stench of home again.

"Old lady, what are you doing at home? Does it smell like this?"

"It's not you! You eat three clear soups, you fall asleep, and people call you for blackmail! If it weren't for your good son-in-law, you would be dead!"

The old man scratched his head in astonishment: "I...was cheated?"

Song Yang smiled slightly: "Old man, you have indeed been deceived. These people know that your son-in-law is the city leader, so they plan to blackmail you. Anyway, there is no evidence."

"These bastards deceived me, an old man, about my feelings. I thought they were so good to me. This little brother, you are..."

Zhang Chuan smiled and said: "Dad, this is the real Taoist priest Song Yang of Qingxia Mountain, a master of traditional Chinese medicine who cannot be earned! This girl is the real Yunxia of Chunyang Temple."

When the old man heard this, he immediately looked respectful: "It turns out they are two masters. I'm disrespectful. I'm sorry that I asked you to work hard for me today."

Song Yang chuckled: "It's okay, uncle. Don't listen to those things in the future. Although Chinese medicine is indeed magical, it is also in line with the laws of nature. It is nonsense to cure diabetes in six months, because this thing is not curable in the first place. Yes, it is an organ disease that will occur again after it is cured."

"Oh oh oh... But I have diabetes. It's so uncomfortable. I need to get needles every now and then. It's no longer interesting to live."

"You should eat less sugar from now on, and I will treat you."

At this moment, Shen Po said something very timely.

The old man was taken aback.

In fact, the old man was originally a veteran cadre, a civil servant.

He is also a well-known figure in the cultural world.

Hearing Shen Po say this, he immediately became energetic.

"Then...please ask the real person to cure my disease."

Shen Po shook his head: "You still have to pay attention to your diet. It can be cured, but you can't say that you won't get sick in the future. As long as you control your diet, you don't need to keep taking injections."

"Good good!"

The old man nodded, and then Song Yang's expression suddenly became serious: "Also, old man, our treatment method is Zhu Youshu from the Thirteenth Course of Traditional Chinese Medicine. It is mysterious and easy to be misunderstood by others. Therefore, you must keep the treatment process confidential. . You can say we cured it, but don’t say how.”

The old man nodded quickly.

Then Shen Po found a can and picked up the talisman with her bare hands.

Holding the brush in hand, brush a little bit on the yellow paper before it falls.

This is a skill accumulated over many years of practicing swordsmanship.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

The talisman paper fell on the mouth of the bottle as if obedient.

Then Shen Po picked up a ball of powder with her hands and pinched it hard with her fingers.

call! !

A flame rose.

The talisman burns, and the amber pours into the clear water.

Soon, the water changed color. The color was very dark, like tea, but there was a smell of medicinal soup.

"Drink it."

The old man didn't think much and drank it all.

After drinking, the old man's eyes suddenly widened.

"This...is this medicine?"

Song Yang just smiled without explaining.

"It's medicine, the taste of medicinal soup!"

Then, the old man got up and moved around.

I actually feel no pain all over my body. The most important thing is that my headache and dizziness are gone.

My eyes can see things clearly!

"This, isn't this amazing?"

The old man was astonished. Song Yang took out two pills from his arms: "This is Baicao Pill. Take one pill every six months. It will be of great benefit to your body. But before eating, you must prepare paper, as it will cause diarrhea. But it will disappear soon." It’ll be fine. Don’t worry.”

The old man quickly took the elixir.

Zhang Chuan came over and patted Song Yang on the shoulder: "Song Yang, I owe you a favor!"

Song Yang waved his hand: "What's the debt? As long as Brother Zhang takes care of Chunyang Temple more in the future, and let it be passed down for thousands of years, it won't be so difficult, it means that my efforts today were not in vain!"