The villain is dying, I'm really not your boyfriend

He looked like a scumbag husband caught between the wicked mother-in-law and the young daughter-in-law.

As soon as he expressed his intention to become a boyfriend, he was discovered by the object's feudal and strict parents while kissing.Xu Duan had a difficult day, especially when he went to close the window and found that the window was broken by Felix.

The way the boy breathes silently to calm down is somewhat cute.

Lin Mu couldn't bear it, so he agreed to the invitation to sleep together.

However, Xu Duan didn't expect that this matter would be a sweet burden to him—Lin Mu's sleeping posture was not good, and because of the considerate bed partner in the past, he didn't have a clear understanding of his sleeping posture.

Lying on the bed in the hot summer, sleeping with a smooth and delicate little vampire that has no body temperature, is a beautiful thing.

But when the little vampire fell asleep, he fell asleep on his back: Xu Duan, who had always closed his eyes, was suddenly hit in the chest!

He opened his eyes sleepily, but what he saw was the sleeping face of the little vampire nestled next to him, the messy hair looked cute.

Captured by Lin Mu's innocent appearance, Xu Duan secretly kissed him on the cheek, and quickly closed his eyes again.

A few minutes later, Xu Duan felt a pain in his hip, which woke him up abruptly!

Xu Duan took a deep breath, touched the foot on his body, and finally realized the problem.

Lin Mu seemed to be playing military boxing in his dream, and it was always Xu Duan who got hit.That is to say, Xu Duan and Lin Mu slept in different beds before, and they slept better than Lin Mu before they found out.

I don't know how many times I was kicked awake.

Xu Duan clenched Lin Mu's fist sleepily, Lin Mu, who was sleeping soundly, didn't know it, and moved twice.

Xu Duan was so sleepy and impatient, he pressed down on Lin Shu with his hands and feet to make him calm down.

On the second day, the sun shines through the glass windows, warming the snow-white pillows.

Lin Mu frowned suddenly, and wanted to turn over, but he didn't.

He moved, his eyes were sleepy, and he met Xu Duan's deep eyes.

"What's wrong?" The little vampire was stunned for a moment, then asked nah.

Xu Duan snorted inexplicably, inserted his fingers into the little vampire's hair, and said, "It's quite noisy at night."

Lin Mu had an expression of "what the hell are you talking about?", and didn't think he was a rowdy person.

"I have to hold you down so that I can sleep honestly." Xu Duan sighed: "I don't know if your hands and feet are numb."

Lin Mu moved his arms and legs, trying to see if it was numb.

As a result, when he moved, Xu Duan said: "Hey, that's it, that's how he kicked me last night."

Seriously.

However, Lin Shu also has a little temper.

He looked at Xu Duan dissatisfied: "You are the only one who has a lot to do."

The words are quite sincere, and the previous hero has never said that to him.

Xu Duan: ...

After being stunned for a few seconds, the boy broke his defense early in the morning: "What do you mean?"

"Lin Mu, what are you talking about? What do you mean I have too many things?"

"Who are you comparing me to?!"

This was the beginning of a noisy morning.

……

That night, the duel between Felix and Xu Duan was defeated because of Lin Mu's protection.

Once again Felix prayed sincerely.

However, this time the Lord did not seem to hear his prayer.

Because, Xu Duan didn't have blood that suddenly smelled of mustard, nor did he suddenly fall into the sewer and be killed by a mouse while walking on the road, nor was he picked up by an owl and thrown on the roof in the middle of the night.

Felix was lost like never before.

"Lord, you just have to choose one of these three punishments. Why don't you choose? It's such a simple thing."

Felix tries to convince his lord.

But still no response.

He frowned deeply, and lowered his praying hand, tapping rhythmically on the edge of the window.

Suddenly, he turned around and left here, and ordered his subordinates to gather all the blood races.

The subordinates, who knew everything their Patriarch had done, secretly drummed in their hearts. Could it be that, because he wanted to bring Master Pei Yi back, Patriarch actually wanted to summon all the vampires to wipe out that ordinary human?

Thinking this way, when the vampires asked, he revealed a little bit of meaning, so that they could be prepared.

Therefore, when all the vampires gathered in the hall, most of them already knew the "wishes" of the Patriarch.

Although it feels like killing chickens with a sledgehammer, they will definitely do their best to do what the owner ordered.The blood clan has always united to protect their weaknesses, narrow-minded, and obedient to the Patriarch.

There was an air of loyalty all around the hall.

Felix walked to the front, stroked the gemstone ring on his hand, and gave an order: "All blood races, pray with me."

Not only Felix's subordinate didn't react, but almost all the vampires didn't react.

They looked at each other suspiciously, puzzled, but still chose to obey the Patriarch's order, clasped their hands together, and lowered their foreheads to make a pious look.

Although they don't really believe it.

Felix led them to pray together: "My beloved Lord, I know that my personal will is too small, so I lead all the blood of the blood to pay tribute to you, and I implore you to help my people who are in trouble."

pray? !

oh!What thorny problem did our Patriarch encounter, and he has come to the path of prayer? !The vampires were shocked.

However, they heard Felix continue:

"My dear brother, Pei Yi, was bewitched by a sinister and cunning ugly human, because that person has attractive blood in his body."

"You know, my younger brother Pei Yi is too young, he hasn't grown up yet, and can't stand the temptation of human beings. So now, he abandoned me for the sake of human beings. Of course, I know this is not out of his original intention, We'll get back together soon."

The vampires breathed a sigh of relief.Although I feel that the Patriarch's approach is a bit absurd, if it's for Pei Yi, then it's not surprising.

The vampires prayed with Felix.

Felix's voice suddenly rose, obviously because he thought of something resentful, and his mood was extremely bad:

"But, you know, the source of this disaster lies in that human being. Therefore, your loyal people implore you to treat that human being who is cruel and ruthless in destroying other people's happy families, and who does not take my words seriously. to punish."

As if thinking of something pleasant, Felix's voice suddenly sank again, even with a sense of politeness.

He expressed his views in a thoughtful and gentlemanly way: "So far, I have come up with three ways, you just need to choose any one of them, and that's it."

"The first one is to turn his sweet blood into mustard. I think, in this way, he will have no way to seduce my young brother."

Thinking of mustard-flavored blood, all the vampires frowned and shook their heads, enough to see how unnerving the smell was.

"Secondly, you can open the manhole cover on the way he walks and let him fall, and put some biting mice in it. I think this is the best way, once and for all, to prevent future troubles. In this way, he will never There is no way to harm others."

This idea made the vampires who listened feel a little chills down their backs.It seems that their patriarch really hates the human who seduced Pei Yi.

"The third option requires you to send an owl with supernatural powers to put humans on the roof to dry in the sun..."

Even vampires feel that this method is a bit too magical.

What's more, the Lord is not a wishing bottle, you can do whatever you want.

But the vampires still cooperated with their Patriarch to complete the prayer with a very serious face.

Felix also specially emphasized to the Lord: "That human's name is Xu Duan."