System experience officer

Uncle Liang asked: "Can I not go?"

Cheng Huang replied: "You don't mind, Wu Chang can help."

Han Zifeng nodded and said, "Okay, I'm just responsible for the live broadcast anyway." Cheng Huang nodded, this job is really suitable for impermanent work. After confirming the battle, he said: "Uncle Liang, you two retreat on your own. Okay, Monkey and I will dance on the grave."

Uncle Liang nodded, pulled Xixiao and left, while Xiaoqi consciously issued a notice: Today's live broadcast will be a graveyard dance, and those with a weak heart, please stay away.

Seeing this update, my friends were speechless. What the hell is a disco on the grave? Arriving at Xie Xiu Mao's graveyard, Zifeng calmly asked Wuchang to open a live broadcast room. When you enter the live broadcast room, there are four big words: graveyard disco scene.

A group of netizens entered the live broadcast room and saw a grave mound in front of them. Zifeng said happily: "Wuchang shooting, serious grave mound dance."

After confirming the location of the evil cultivator, Zifeng said calmly: "Brother Monkey, come on, just chop it down and it's done. If you can search for souls, just search it to make sure there are no colleagues."

Monkey: "Okay." Everyone watched as Monkey swayed and transformed into the suit of the Monkey King, holding the Dinghai Divine Needle and planning to use it.

Zifeng and Wuyu said: "No, no, is it really okay for you to play like this? Are you serious about beating a mortal and wearing this?"

Comment in the live broadcast room: "Hahaha, the great sage is really handsome!"

Hahaha, the great sage just wants to look cool, right?

Hahahaha, the great sage bullies children!

Hahaha, look at the host's disgusted eyes, laugh to death.

Hahaha, the great sage crashed.

Zifeng watched Sun Wukong stumble, tilted and then fell down. Zifeng was angry and roared: "Be more serious!"

Monkey felt that the great sage had lost all his face. In order to save his own face, the simplest way to find him was to kill the evil cultivator who was causing him to lose face. Uh-huh.

So the unlucky child was hit with a stick, knocked unconscious, and then brought the evil cultivator over and asked: "Sister, what do you want to check?

Zifeng waved to Wu Chang behind him: "Come and help me copy what this guy did, and send me a copy of the same style."

Wuchang asked: "You also want a copy of his criminal record." Zifeng nodded, what can Wuchang say, just copy the book.

Zifeng calmly pointed to her small melon-making class and said: "After finishing the copywriting, just send it here. The main thing is that the melon must be intact." Wu Chang was speechless.

Zifeng felt that there was a Yin Gathering Formation in this cemetery. Zifeng happily asked the monkey to take it apart and take a look. The monkey was not polite. Wherever Zifeng clicked, the monkey would happily hit it with a stick. He really did it, breaking through ten times with one force. .

After the demolition here was completed, Zifeng said happily: "Yeah, you can close the stall and leave." But she turned her head and made a shushing expression at Brother Monkey, and then, someone caught Wuchang and came secretly To the morgue.

As a result, tsk tsk tsk, they saw a man and a corpse. The key is that the corpse was also a man, doing obscene things. Zifeng rolled his eyes, this was too eye-catching.

Zifeng shook his head, turned around and left with the monkey. Zifeng said disgustedly to Wuchang who was taking the photo: "Well, wait until that person is done, and you can just take him away quietly. It's so disgusting. As for Yang Shou , just treat me like my empress."

What can Impermanence say: "Yes."

Zifeng calmly said to the live broadcast room: "Network manager, uh, uh, Xiaoqi, you can directly send the location and tell them to be confident in finding someone to collect the body. That kid's life is my fault."

Internet police: "Received, processing."

Netizen: Anchor, just squint when you say it?

Zifeng replied calmly: "Monkey and I, who said that if you squint, you should still squint? Anyway, the King of Hell doesn't have any objections, unless he wants to be criticized."

Netizen: Did Brother Monkey really smash the underworld?

Zifeng said calmly: "I have smashed it, and the Dragon Palace has also smashed it. It was all agreed upon." Everyone nodded. Zifeng saw that there was still time in the evening, so she thought about it and asked Xiao Qi to drive. First, she went to the snack street to scan, and then drove home.

After returning home, Zifeng started handing out lucky bags, followed by three fortune tellers. Zifeng said calmly: "If you want to have your fortune told, join the Lucky Bag Aang." He turned around and said to Xiao Qi: "Book a ticket and fly to the capital tomorrow."

Xiao Qi calmly booked the flight tickets and watched as Xiao Qi took care of things. Zifeng started telling fortunes. Zifeng was speechless that the first person he linked to was actually the chief. Zifeng said speechlessly: "No, boss, why are you joining in the fun? I won't be there tomorrow?"

The chief said speechlessly: "Several people died around me, and they died inexplicably."

When he turned the camera, Zifeng looked at it and rolled his eyes and said: "This is a desperate move, okay, okay. Do you want to beg for a hammer? Or do you want to pick it up high and put it down gently? While the monkey and I are here.”

Chief: "Wait a minute, what does asking for a hammer mean?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Their souls were taken away by the Onmyoji. This is beyond the realm of fishing, so the meaning of asking for a hammer is to smash that little broken island. Anyway, neither of us cares."

The chief pondered this question: "So, all these people around me were killed by Onmyoji?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Well, you can understand that, in principle, he is not dead yet."

The chief asked: "Can you save them?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Well, it really depends on their fate. As long as their souls are not destroyed, they will be saved. Don't forget, I am responsible for Nuwa's life. She can be a dead person or a corpse. Made it happen.”

Thinking of this, Zifeng thought about it and said: "Xiao Qi, the plane has been withdrawn. I will go to the island country early tomorrow morning and settle the matters there first. Uh, wait, if I want to attack the east and west, I will forget about retreating. I want to go to the capital. Then go destroy the place. Okay." Just as she was about to give up, she suddenly said: "Old man, you owe me a Feixian."

The leader smiled and swiped a flying fairy from heaven. Zifeng directly linked to the second one. This one is called Mother Fox. Zifeng looked at such a unique name and sighed. After completing the link, he accepted a flying fairy queen from heaven. Zifeng Sighing again: "You've been to a ghost lately, haven't you?"

The girl said seriously: "Yes."

Zifeng said calmly: "Didn't the name you gave me tell you what the situation was like?"

The girl said in horror: "You said there is a vixen in my house! No, it's an old ghost!"

Zifeng covered her face and said: "Ahem, let me explain it to you from the beginning, and you will know what is going on. First of all, your mother's house, and then your grandmother's house, are all worshipers of the Fox Fairy. You know this, right? ?”

The girl nodded stupidly and said, "They are goddesses, but I didn't take this job."

Zifeng said calmly: "Okay, let's continue. Since you were three years old, you, a naughty child, have been plucking fox fur, forcing weasels to swim, and hunting mice that come to visit. Your family's five immortals, excluding the Chang family's snake demon, are more stubborn. Hanwai, haven't you ever bullied me?"