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When he got home and took a rest, Han Zifeng didn't want to sleep that much, so he simply counted three more before talking. She opened the live broadcast room and handed out lucky bags again. After waiting for the results, the first link was McDull. The link was completed. It was completely European and American style. The person on the opposite side said: "Oh, I am Chinese." After saying that, he sent a message to Tianwai Feixian.

Zifeng nodded: "What do you want to count?"

The woman looked around and said helplessly: "Oh, I want to go to a nearby hotel, but I seem to be lost. Secondly, my boyfriend has been acting weird recently. I want to know if something is wrong with him."

Zifeng shook his head and asked: "Then, even if something goes wrong with your boyfriend, how can you, a guy who doesn't even know the road, live there?"

The woman was stunned for a moment: "So he really has a problem?"

Zifeng said: "Xiaoqi, plan a route home for her." She was silent for a while and said: "There are no women outside your man, because he is basically the same sex, and you and him really get what they need, so it doesn't matter. Something’s wrong, he’s looking for a need.”

This woman felt a little embarrassed. She said: "I sold my family's belongings to live here. If I get divorced, I will be forced to return to my country. How will I live my life?"

Zifeng said with disdain: "Isn't China a very good country? What makes you dissatisfied?" The woman started to talk about all the good things abroad. Zifeng was silent for a long time and said: "Then this It's your choice, so what do you expect? You haven't even thought about returning to your roots, and you don't plan to come back. Why should you go to Jesus or the God of Death to make a wish? It's useless to go to me."

"Oh, yes, you haven't obtained your citizenship now, so you are still Chinese. When you die, our family will still have to work hard to bring it back. It's disgusting. I've told you all your problems, and What's the problem?" Zifeng really has nothing to say to such a person whose faith has not been snatched away from her. She is disgusted!

After disconnecting the link, Zifeng looked disgusted, and the netizens were also speechless. The first person they met was such a mean person, and they felt a little sympathy for the anchor.

The second time I pursued you for thousands of years, the link was still a woman. She directly rewarded a flying fairy from the sky and said: "I often have a strange dream. In the dream, one of them always follows a snake, doing husband and wife things. I I want to ask, what does this mean?"

Zifeng asked: "Did you have this dream and marry with this name?" The woman nodded, and Zifeng continued: "Have you heard of the Five Immortals of the Northeast? The one in your dream is the snake demon of the Liu family in the Northeast. You I have been in love with him, and I have been chasing you for thousands of years, no problem. He is in a sad relationship, but you are in a dilemma of life and death."

The woman wanted to ask: "Can it be cracked?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Yes, just like the Legend of White Snake, either the snake demon dies or we die together."

The woman was silent for a long time and asked: "Wait, isn't he Qing Jie? Then can he ascend?"

Zifeng sighed: "He can't see through it. Even if your soul was gone in your previous life, wouldn't he still find a way to stop you and ask you to continue?"

The woman immediately covered her face and asked again: "So if I talk to a boyfriend and seriously hurt a boyfriend, is it his fault?"

Zifeng nodded and replied: "He is stingy!"

The woman thought about it and asked: "Do you have any way to send him away? I mean, the kind that ascends."

Zifeng touched his nose and said: "The problem now is that he wants to stay with you forever if he doesn't want to. This is your problem, and this problem has been going on for three thousand years, and neither of you has understood it. Oh, you are not Xu Xian , he is not a white snake, he is a flower."

The girl was laughed at for a moment and said silently: "But I really want her to ascend. She has been practicing for so many years. How can it be such a tragedy to lose her thousand years of cultivation in one day? Why is he so stubborn?"

Zifeng said speechlessly: "The story is still very old-fashioned, almost like the White Snake. He was eating bird eggs and got stuck. When he met you, he originally thought he would be caught by humans to make soup, but you squatted in front of it and babbled, Naotaotao, and then he grabbed his tail and hung him upside down on the tree. With luck, the eggshell was broken, so he managed to save his life."

"You don't take it seriously, and it doesn't take it seriously either. But when he is about to transcend the tribulation and ascend, something like this will happen. The cheap Yue Lao will give you three lives of love. Of course it will be your third life. The first life , he approached you pretending to be a hero, you two were doing okay, but you also saw what happened to Xiao Qing and Mr. Zhang, so you were poisoned to death."

"As a result, that guy fell into a state of inner demons. He felt that you saved him at least, but it was inappropriate for him to send you away directly. So in the second life, if you become the Miao Saintess, he should become Your holy Gu. The result is that anyone who chases you will be bitten to death by it. Even if you are sent to be a cave girl, the unlucky cave master will be killed by him."

"These ordinary people are naturally scared when they are played like this. Then, you are dragged to sacrifice to heaven and burned. Then he avenges you and commits a killing. Although it does not take a thousand years of Taoism to be mourned in one day, it is almost the same. I think It’s even harder to ascend.”

The girl wanted to ask: "So we can't help it now?"

Zifeng thought about it and said: "Help can help, but it is important to change your mind, because now this guy insists that without its existence, you will not die miserably for at least two lifetimes. But the fact is that if a human and a monster fall in love, they will be punished by God. When he comes to find you, he will doom you to misfortune.”

The girl thought about it and said, "Wait, wait, isn't that right? Happiness and misfortune are not decided by you, right? You should ask me what my soul thought in my first two lives."

Zifeng touched her nose and said, "Yeah, here's the problem. In your first two lives, although your death was a bit miserable, they all felt very happy. The only tragedy was the last one, but the problem is, your family Snake can't think about it! This is really an ideological problem. So, you want to give me a set of ideological and political lessons. After unifying your thoughts, you can talk about the follow-up. Otherwise, if he dies again in this life, he really won't be able to be saved. La."

The woman was silent for a long time and then actually smiled. She asked speechlessly: "No, isn't he a three-thousand-year-old snake? Why does he still need me to do ideological work?"

Zifeng spread his hands and said, "You have to ask your stupid roe deer about this! How did he survive so stupidly for thousands of years?" They were chatting happily, and Hu Shisan was taking pictures of three of his family members. Shoulders, smiling.

Liu San asked speechlessly: "Did I really want to make a mistake?"

Hu Twelve: "Asking you, it's obvious that I think you are wrong."

What can Liu San say? He grabbed Hu Twelve's cell phone, connected it, and asked doubtfully: "Did I really cause trouble to her?"