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This person's name is confusing. It's all Chinese characters, and he doesn't seem to recognize him at all. Zifeng was silent for a long time. Fortunately, this guy was a direct link. After Zifeng connected, she looked at the handsome man opposite and asked curiously: "What's your name?"

She asked, but her subordinate didn't listen. After writing the address, she added four characters: "Chinese Islander."

Xiao Qi expressed that he understood and sent the message calmly. What could the local police say: "Start work." The last four words alone were enough to explain the problem.

The Chinese islander said: "A bright future is in my name. I want to think about it, what will happen to my current boss in the near future?"

Han Zifeng nodded and said: "When you meet your boss, there are only four words: count him unlucky."

Bright Future frowned and said, "You despise me, don't you?"

Zifeng said calmly: "You are really not afraid of me. You blow the trumpet and find people to beat you, right? All the people who really want to resist the Japanese are dead, right? Believe it or not, I call people and Didi beats them?"

She just finished speaking when the police over there kicked in the door. Netizens said: I don’t understand it at all! Netizens began to appeal: Anchor, please stop spoiling the story.

Zifeng took a look and said: "He is considered a Chinese Islander, and he almost grew up in China, but his grandparents are both Islanders, and only his mother is considered Chinese, and the school he went to is also a Zhongdao Friendship School. What they are doing now, how should I put it, is to help their current companies, collect all company secrets, and then make it more convenient, more effective, targeted, and at the lowest price for the island countries to acquire the companies they are targeting. This is a walking sum of five million. If we pay less, we will not be able to afford those factories jointly owned by island countries."

Netizens immediately said: I am Cao.

I am Cao plus one.

I am Cao plus one.

I add 10086.

Zifeng helplessly spread his hands and said: "So when you encounter this, what are you going to know? Knowing that so many places in our country are island-owned? I still want to know why in such a country, the books and statues are getting more and more weird. It’s getting weirder and weirder, the culture is getting weirder and weirder, and the customs are getting weirder and weirder? This is all the fault of human beings themselves!”

Netizens are curious: You don’t care?

Zifeng said calmly: "Hey, hey, look at history for yourself. Gods in China will only take action when it comes to problems that humans can't solve. In principle, God's work is to open the sky and create man. , it’s okay. The sky is leaking, and people say it can’t be repaired. Gods also think that humans can’t do this job, so why don’t they help you mend the sky. For another example, Dayu controlled floods, and humans can do this job. Then you people can do it on your own. If other foreign gods want to make a fight now, just make a fight. If they don't take action, we will be embarrassed to beat them first. In a country of etiquette, there must be a good reason for fighting, right?"

Netizen: Why do you feel that the anchor’s statement is reasonable but a little strange?

Zifeng replied: "That's because if the other party didn't do anything, I would still be scolded even if I agreed to go back. It has to be a country of etiquette. Just steal something. If there is a real war, someone else must want to do it. Uh-huh. .”

Netizen: Didn’t Brother Monkey start the fight first?

Zifeng retorted: "Hasn't Backhand Ya been suppressed for five hundred years? Those grandsons are really bad." Netizens fell silent.

Zifeng said to Xiao Qi: "Next one."

What appeared again was a foreigner with yellow hair and blue eyes named Beautiful China. When Zifeng opened her eyes, she saw that this young man was quite capable and could be regarded as a travel anchor. Zifeng looked at the young man and also wrote an address and said: "Xiao Qi is looking for someone in power to develop it." Then he asked: "Young man, what's bothering you?"

The young man said nervously: "Oh, I saw a magical animal, a guy with a flat head who can walk upright." After thinking about it, he remarked: "The white one. He wants to eat me." The young man really cried when he said that!

Zifeng covered his face and said: "Brother, calm down, calm down. First of all, the animal you saw is a weasel. On our side, those children belong to the wild fairies. Secondly, it is asking you for silence and asking you, what does he look like? Humans are still like gods, but because of the language barrier, it is still very confused now and does not make it difficult for you. After all, you don’t look like a local, so it is normal that you can’t understand.”

"Third, it really doesn't want to eat you. It really wants to ask you whether it looks like a human or a god. Of course, if you say it looks like a human, depending on your situation, it will shorten your life by five years; if you say it looks like a god, it will shorten your life by five years. God, you really can't bear it. This is the situation. Now, that little guy sees you having fun and is making fun of you."

"Friendly reminder: You'd better leave home quickly, otherwise it will call a group of friends to come and play with you. You won't die, but you will definitely be played crazy. Those children are so naughty! It's rare to meet someone with a different species. .”

This beautiful Chinese body suddenly froze and said silently: "In other words, those guys think that I am special and play games with me? So these days, when I hit walls, throw things, etc., are they all playing with me? "

Zifeng said speechlessly: "Although I sympathize with you, the fact is, really, they are just playing with you." Turning his head, Zifeng looked at Ling Xuan and said: "Fox, stop calling those little guys enough. They are bullying you like this." Isn’t it good that there are people abroad? This young man is considered very friendly to us."

Ling Xuan: "Otherwise, this guy would have died a long time ago. Okay, okay. You guys, stop it. Send this guy to a place with people, and I won't beat you anymore."

Netizens were getting suspicious when several weasel heads popped up in the camera. The key is that each weasel had food in its mouth, including bread and ham...

The young man heard that this was wrong, turned around, and then said: "It's them, Brother Flathead."

Zifeng covered her face again and said speechlessly: "They say they are called weasels, they are not the same species. Okay, you follow them, they will take you down the mountain."

The young man was very obedient, but he still asked: "Can I masturbate them?"

Zifeng said speechlessly: "You can talk about this among yourselves. You can ask, but they just don't agree. If they nod, they can masturbate. If they fart, they hate you."

Not to mention that the young man really asked the weasel whether he could masturbate. The weasel was confused by the question. Look at the food in his mouth. He has been eating from others for so many days. Just masturbate.

The young man happily stroked the weasels a few times, and then was sent up and down by a group of weasels to a place with people. Zifeng said to the weasel: "In two days, some people in military uniforms will go to your place and dig graves. Don't cause harm to others." She tilted her head and said to Xiao Qi: "Oh, tell those who dig graves. Yes, come to the live broadcast room if something strange happens."

Xiao Qi nodded and called Zifeng. What was more surprising was that this young man was actually taken care of by a little weasel.