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Chapter 945. Fortune telling system 24

Sun Wukong calmly hung the cat demon on the door, took out his golden cudgel, and prepared to spank him.

Han Zifeng asked doubtfully: "Monkey, use the Dinghai Shenzhen to hit her, can she withstand it?"

Monkey: "If you dare to disobey me, it's normal to slap her." Netizens laughed collectively. The vixen Ling Xuan shook his head and used his fox tail to shine on the cat demon's ass to give him a whip.

Ling Xuan smoked and complained: "Little kitten, are you stupid? This monkey is Sun Wukong, the Monkey King of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain; that anchor, Nuwa, our empress in heaven, is also called sister. All right."

The cat demon asked speechlessly: "Meow, what about you?"

Ling Xuan's eyes widened: "Nine-tailed fox. Going through a tribulation."

Cat Demon: "Meow?! You're scaring meow!" But after he finished speaking, the monkey also put on the clothes, and the cat demon's voice changed: "Meow! Meow is wrong, meow!" When Zifeng revealed Nuwa's true form, The cat demon was speechless: "Meow is not delicious, meow, meow is wrong, meow. Forgive me, meow, okay?"

Netizens couldn't help but laugh: Please give this cat demon some psychological shadow!

He found out after a long time, I went, and I was dancing on the grave for a long time. It’s good if it’s not eaten! Hahaha.

At this time, the cat demon was already wilting, and this time it really hit the target. Zifeng said happily: "Hey, hey, hey, you are forced to work, you are messing around with monkeys."

What can the cat demon say: "Okay, meow." Netizens couldn't stop laughing, what a tragic meow! Zifeng hung up the cat demon's connection and said to the netizen: "Okay, this cat has been detained. Next, let's show it."

This time the link came up, it was a ghost called Infinite Life! Zifeng asked speechlessly: "Wait a minute, you are a ghost. If you need help, please ask the City God!"

The ghost was helpless. He used his current human body to send a flying fairy from the sky and said: "Mother, my question is, how did I die? If I can't think about it, I can't be reincarnated."

Zifeng staggered, looked at him with some sympathy, and thought about it and said: "Well, let's forget it. You don't know who you are, so it's better."

The ghost is very persistent: "I want to know."

Zifeng said calmly: "Are you sure? Do you know how you died? I mean how you died?"

The ghost took off his head and said, "Behead."

Zifeng said calmly: "What, do you know the Chinese characters?"

The ghost nodded: "I know you. I just can't remember who I am?"

Zifeng said to him: "If you want to listen to music, you can go to Farewell My Concubine. If you want to read novels, you can go to Hongmen Banquet."

Ghost Diandian, Silence Bentian said: "Am I the one who committed suicide in Wujiang?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Yes, yes. You were deceived by the wrong person and didn't even save your head. After your people help you get your head back, in order to allow the Jiangdong soldiers to reincarnate, you will The memory of your past life is sealed in the Palace of Hell, and as a price of eternal inability to reincarnate, 800 of your disciples are sent to reincarnation. This is your ghost contract, okay."

Xiang Yu: "Oh, that's it. Now that I know it, will my Jiangdong disciples die violently?"

Zifeng: "No, no, no, you only know it now and will forget it tomorrow."

Xiang Yu nodded and asked again: "Why do I want to know the past?"

Zifeng replied: "No, you are looking for Yu Ji."

Xiang Yu wanted to ask: "Can I see her again?"

Zifeng: "Yes, you can see her often! She is the new Mrs. Meng!"

Xiang Yu was obviously thrown to the ground. Zifeng looked at it with smiles in her eyes. She thought about it and said: "Anyway, we need to employ people now. In this case, I will discuss with the King of Hell to restore your memory, but forget about your disciples. If you are still alive, It’s easy to die suddenly, so you stay with us for the time being and wait until after the civilized war to see the results.”

Xiang Yu nodded and asked, "What can I do?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Kill, foreigners are forbidden to travel in the land of China. Your mission is to let the Chinese people see the Overlord of Western Chu again."

Xiang Yu replied: "Deal."

Zifeng calmly wrote a city list to the King of Hell and asked for Xiang Yu. After processing, Xiang Yu actually returned to a ghost like Xiang Yu. Even his black horse and overlord spear were returned. Zifeng said calmly: "Okay, come to my side to report."

Xiang Yu nodded, just report when you come. After finishing these three orders, Zifeng looked like he wanted to show off. What can netizens say? They strongly urge the anchor to update.

Zifeng still wanted to show it off and didn't want to push for an update, so she said, "No, they decided to show it off and not update it. As she said that, she took out a nearby store to promote it, but she was thinking about what she wanted to eat."

Zifeng called the monkeys, and they studied what to eat during a small barbecue in the evening. A group of people happily ordered, while Zifeng gave the order to Xiaoqi and asked them to deliver the food. When the takeaway arrived, the family was very happy to eat. Zifeng thought about it and said, "Xiao Qi, tomorrow we will have a skewer stove and a barbecue stove, okay."

Xiao Qi nodded and started to place the order directly. This is a must. When the express arrived, Zifeng looked at the boss who was looking at the stove. Zifeng asked curiously: "No, shouldn't I receive cooked ones?"

Boss: "You order so much and it's not far away, so of course I can come directly to your place to start work."

Zifeng nodded, okay, okay, he asked directly: "Boss, you are here anyway, we have reserved the venue today, you bring all the food over, and when we are full, we will refund the extra and make up for the rest. "Thinking about it, she asked: "What are you drinking? Leather ones? White ones?"

Brother Monkey took out a jar of wine and said, "Monkey wine."

Zifeng dot dot, okay, okay. Soon, they ate wherever the boss was baking. The boss also called the workers to bring other food over. Everyone in her family was very happy, eating and drinking. They even asked the boss to come over. eat together.

Netizens were speechless watching the mukbang. Zifeng was also happy to drink and eat meat. After eating and drinking, Zifeng turned into a messy guy again. Xiaoliu and Xiaoqi started to pack their things and happily sent their boss away. Zifeng thought about it and asked Xiaoliu to send the boss off and get some barbecued pork back to eat.

Xiaoliu was speechless, but he went anyway. When he came back, um, um, there was another big bag of meat. Zifeng was very happy and continued to eat and drink, eh, eh, eh, the local food is indeed delicious, okay.

A group of people looked at the anchor and sighed, this is like being in foodie mode! After Zifeng was completely satisfied, she looked at the sky. She just finished eating and still didn't want to sleep, so she calmly handed out another lucky bag so that she could have another three-in-one meal.

Don't mention it, in her live broadcast room, as long as she doesn't go offline, she can hand out lucky bags at any time, and someone will grab them at any time. Just looking at the first one to grab the red envelope, she was silent. No, how do you pronounce this bad name?

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