System experience officer

Professor McGonagall said to everyone: "Whoever's name I call now will put on his hat, sit on the stool, and wait for the sorting." After that, he began to read the name. Just read them one by one, and finally said: "Severus Prince Snape."

The Sorting Hat answered quickly: "Slytherin."

After a while, I read: "James Potter."

The hat opportunity didn't take long before he said: "Gryffindor."

After a while, I read: "Peter Pettigrew"

This time the hat was silent for a long time: "Gryffindor." Zi Feng curled his lips, still not understanding how this mouse deserved to go to Gryffindor.

Wait until it reads: "Lily Evans."

This time, Hat and Lily seemed to have been discussing it for a long time, and finally came up with a result that made Zifeng blink: "Slytherin."

Even Snape was shocked this time. Lily fully understood the consequences of entering Slytherin, so why did she still enter Slytherin?

James was also very shocked. Lily actually entered Slytherin. Something was wrong, right? He stood up directly and questioned Lily: "Lily, why did you rush to Slytherin? Didn't she tell you that as a Mudblood, you can't survive in Slytherin?"

Zifeng was the first one to facepalm, very good, very Gryffindor, talking without thinking? Zifeng complained: "Little lion, your brain is at home, right?"

Don't say it. Lily's words made Zifeng marvel. Lily said calmly: "Because Gryffindor has you. I believe that Sif and Han will not let me be harmed."

Zifeng poked Lily on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, the correct name is not Han, but Zifeng, Feng, and Sister Feng. They are all correct. Han is the surname, just like I call you Evans."

Lily was a little embarrassed, but she nodded and said: "Feng." She still felt that one word was easier to remember.

James said: "Lily, Gryffindor is more suitable for you."

The Sorting Hat added: "Oh, little wizard, I also think Gryffindor is more suitable for you. You are not suitable for Slytherin at all. Do you insist?"

Lily nodded: "I firmly believe that I can be suitable for Slytherin." After saying that, she happily ran to Snape's side.

Snape complained: "Just because you dare to challenge Slytherin, you belong to Gryffindor!"

Lily felt a little embarrassed, but still asked: "Sif, why does your name have Puslin?"

Snape replied: "I am half-blood, Puslin is my mother's surname." Lily nodded.

After reading several names again, McGonagall read: "Sirius Black."

This time the Sorting Hat didn't hesitate and just said: "Slytherin."

James became even more angry and questioned again: "Sirius, are you going to Slytherin?"

Sirius spread his hands and said, "Black are both Slytherins."

Zifeng complained to McGonagall: "Gryffindors are so ignorant. Which college they want to go to is none of your business?"

Professor McGonagall: "Mr. Potter, because of your rudeness, Gryffindor will deduct 5 points. Please do not question the Sorting Hat's sorting, and please do not hinder the Sorting Hat's sorting again."

After reading two words again, McGonagall read: "Remus John Lupin."

"Gryffindor."

What makes Zifeng very dissatisfied is that she is the last one: "Han Zifeng."

This time the Sorting Hat's words were also super fast: "Azkaban." That's it. Not to mention Zifeng is a bit smart, even other students are also a bit smart. Snape was the first one to laugh. He was actually assigned to Azkaban. It was funny.

Zifeng took off his hat, threw it to the ground, and stamped on it with his feet. He kept mumbling: "I called you a bitch, I called you Azkaban, I told you to never take a shower, I told you to be a bitch, I stepped on you, I stepped on you, I stepped on you."

Snape was already lying on the Slytherin table with a smile. His sister didn't lose the hat this time, but the headmaster grabbed it quickly. A group of professors didn't react, but Dumbledore looked at the hat that had been stepped on and ran to save it.

After the hat was snatched out, Dumbledore dusted the hat and said, "Look at you, why don't you be normal?"

Hat was about to curse, but when he saw a certain woman looking unhappy, he said weakly: "Where do you want to go?"

Zifeng calmly came to the Slytherin table and pushed Sirius away. Lucius said dissatisfiedly: "Why do you show up in Slytherin?"

Zifeng asked calmly: "You know what mudblood means, right? In my area, what you call pure bloods and Muggles are all mudbloods. Note that you are using curse words and adjectives. But, in my case, mudblood is a noun, and all humans are mudbloods, no problem."

Lucius: "How did you come up with this idea?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Oh, you have really read the history of magic in vain. Now we are discussing the history of magic in the East. Chapter 2, Nuwa created humans. In the history of the East, the first chapter is the creation of Pangu. Heaven. According to your understanding, it is a person, like a dragon, hatched from an egg. He used the ax in his hand to split the egg into two, and he became the pillar of heaven, turning the original egg into what we are now. of this planet.”

"Chapter 2, Nuwa created humans. After the separation of heaven and earth, there were no living things in the world. At this time, the pure air rose and transformed into the sky, and the turbid air descended and transformed into the earth. At this time, the first person in the world took the pure air and transformed into a human body. A woman with a snake's tail. A woman feels that the world is too deserted, and prays to the heaven and earth to give the earth some creatures."

"After praying, she came to the river, mixed the river water with the soil on the ground, shaped it into a human shape, and gave it spiritual energy, which is the so-called soul. When she was tired, she dipped a willow branch in the mud on the ground, Dumped on the shore nearby, those specks of mud also turned into a new wave of human beings."

Zifeng looked at the people around him and said: "So, I said that all people are equal to mudbloods. What's the problem? Although I am not Nuwa who created humans, she is indeed a relative of my family." As she said that, Nuwa It turned into a human body and a snake's tail, rising into the air out of thin air.

Lucius was speechless. Didn't he just complain and threaten him like this? Snape looked at his sister curiously and asked doubtfully, "Aren't you a mermaid?"

Zifeng landed next to him and said happily: "As a mermaid, it's a second-level transformation, and Nuwa is the ultimate transformation. Oh, yeah."

Snape rolled his eyes and said, "So what exactly are you doing at Hogwarts?"

Zifeng scratched his head and said, "Well, how about blowing up your crucible every day? Even if you are idle, you will be idle."

Snape roared: "Can you not count my cauldron? It costs money to buy it."