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Chapter 748. Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains 19
Han Zifeng asked the six-eared macaque: "You think I can fool someone if I become my true form?"
Six-eared Macaque: "Impossible. Lu Ya and the one in the sky are considered monsters, and you can scare them. This one is already a monk. You can tell him that he forgets his ancestors in every sentence, but this one is not suitable for chatting."
Zen Master Wuchao: "Hey, hey, hey, is it really okay for you to ignore me like this?"
Zifeng retorted: "What the hell does it have to do with us chatting with a group of saints? That Shura, that Taoist priest, that horse, and that pig are the four people who are seeking Buddhist scriptures. You go to them and feel disgusted. Do you still remember that you are The golden crow is the sun in the sky!"
Zen Master Wuchao: "I have escaped into Buddhism."
Zifeng said in disgust: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, this bird really needs roasting."
Zen Master Wuchao said: "I am from the Golden Crow tribe after all. Roast me because you are afraid that your fire will not be enough."
Zifeng was immediately angry: "Are you sure?"
The saints observing here all covered their faces, this bird is going to be in bad luck. Zifeng instantly transformed into Nuwa's true form, and with a wave of her hand, everyone immediately covered their faces: Void Swallowing Flame, World-Destroying Demon Lotus, and Evil Fire Red Lotus.
Zifeng said gloomily: "Of these three fires, there is always one that suits you very well."
This time, not only the corner of Zen Master Wuchao's mouth twitched, but even the saints around him, especially a few monkeys and Nezha, jumped out all the way in a flash. This girl is a little scary!
Nuwa shook her head and came down to chat happily: "Sister, you have even mastered these fires."
Zifeng nodded: "The golden belt of murder and arson, don't miss it if you are passing by." Nuwa instantly covered her face with her tail.
Jiang Run sighed and said, "Daughter-in-law, lady, we need to be more ladylike."
Zifeng asked doubtfully: "Have you ever seen me look like a lady?" Jiang Run looked up at the sky in confusion. His wife seemed to have never been a lady before, and shook her head helplessly.
Nuwa was the first to laugh, but now Zen Master Wuchao is embarrassed. He can't bear any of these three kinds of fire, let alone him, even this world can't bear it. Even when the three fires appeared, Tiandao used a celestial eye to see what happened.
Seeing this obviously anxious look, Nuwa looked at Nuwa in confusion. Nuwa said with disdain: "I'm anxious, my girl will try to see if the three kinds of fire can burn this roasted bird. Because she thinks that this Isn't this just a case of being anxious when you forget your ancestors?"
Tiandao Khan, it’s better to leave this kind of matter to Lu Ya. Lu Ya was also a little sweaty. Has this little brother been brainwashed into stupidity by the bald man? After all, he is his own little brother, so it would be better to redeem him as soon as possible.
Lu Ya, who came over, came up to Zifeng and asked Zifeng: "My dear lady, let's talk about it. There are only three people left in my family. Can you give me a way to survive?"
Zifeng said calmly: "It's because I can't speak, otherwise I could be the fate of the roast chicken. I've already said that preaching scriptures and finding those group of people traveling to the west have to rely on me. Isn't this just a rush?"
Lu Ya decided to have a good chat with this little brother, so a group of people saw Lu Ya dragging the Wuchao Zen Master with a series of slaps, then pressing him to the ground, kicking him, and using his fists to tell this little brother, "What?" It's called surrender.
Zifeng calmly complained: "Look, I'm not the only one who thinks he deserves a beating. Are all Buddhists like this? Are they so unreliable?"
A group of people said forget it, forget it. After Lu Ya dragged Zen Master Wuchao over, he asked weakly: "What about that? I want to ask, what's next?"
Everyone looked at Lu Ya speechlessly, and Nuwa said kindly: "Leave your brother to those four, and the rest will ignore our affairs."
Lu Ya nodded: "Okay, please wait a moment." He quickly pressed his younger brother to solve the remaining matters. Zen Master Wuchao reluctantly gave the Sutra to the four people. The problem is, these four Really don't listen carefully.
Zifeng shook his head, completely feeling that the five of them were not on the same channel at all, and they seemed to be chatting happily. Zifeng looked at Jiang Run next to him questioningly and asked: "Ms. sir, why do you feel like these five people are chatting happily even though they are not on the same channel?"
Jiang Runxiangxiang said, "You feel right."
Nuwa also added: "Sister, you feel right."
Zifeng nodded: "Yeah, it's not my problem." A group of people laughed. But soon, a group of people fell silent, for no other reason than that the four of them who were studying were a bit too useless. Zifeng shook his head and asked: "With these four, do we still need to move forward? I feel like they can't learn how to break it?"
Nuwa replied: "It's okay, it's not something we need to consider anyway." A group of people nodded, and then happily watched the five people torturing each other, really torturing each other.
Zifeng looked at it and shook her head. She said to Nuwa: "Why don't we bring the black bear here too? Anyway, there are already five of them, so there is no shortage of one bear."
Nuwa rolled her eyes and said, "These four are enough to shame you. If you add one more bear, Wuchao will really turn into a roast chicken."
Zifeng sighed and muttered: "Why don't you build a house? Let's just settle here and be done with it. I feel like these kids don't study seriously at all!"
Nuwa rolled her eyes again: "No one can become a Buddha, so why should we study seriously?"
Zifeng sighed and said: "Hey, take care of it, take care of it!" The point is, this poor place has nothing to offer, which makes them very impatient! Everyone nodded, it felt reasonable.
Tathagata and others were silent. These people must have done it on purpose. It must be on purpose! Everyone in this wave is helpless. Zifeng said calmly: "You five, if you have the ability to follow the ten-year bar, oh yeah, we're not in a hurry anyway."
Tathagata said that he was in a hurry! The key point is that he firmly believes that these guys are really not in a hurry if they can't learn it through practice and it takes ten and a half years.
The result is that after enduring it for another month, Tathagata can be sure that these guys really intend to study for ten and a half years. As a result, Guanyin appeared again, indicating that it was time to move on.
As a result, Lu Ya dragged Zen Master Wuchao away and went to Nuwa Palace to beat him. The remaining few continued on their way, and Nuwa was laughing! This time Tathagata once again lost a demon king.
A group of people continued to move forward. Everyone felt tired and came to Huangfengling. Here was a group of weasels, waiting respectfully for the arrival of a group of people. This group of weasels said: What we eat are spiritual fruits and elixirs. .
The group of people happily ate and drank, and continued on their way. This time they walked for a long time before arriving at Liusha River. This time, this is a river similar to the Yellow River, a river in Huangbulaji. On the surface, the river looks calm, and there is no sign of danger, but below the surface of the river, there are various undercurrents.
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