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Ao Guang: "Monkey, do you really think the old dragon is afraid of you?"

Monkey: "Do you want to enter the Nuwa Palace? If not, prepare the ingredients quickly."

Ao Guang: "Wait a minute, the cat you are talking about is from Nuwa Palace?"

Monkey spread his hands: "No, but her real body is similar to that sister, just a little darker. But that sister is definitely not unreasonable."

Ao Guang looked up at the sky, forget it, forget it, let's prepare the ingredients. Ao Guang followed over and saw a certain lazy cat, and looked at Sun Wukong questioningly.

Zifeng glanced at Dragon King and asked calmly: "Where are the ingredients?"

Ao Guang: "Who are you?"

A snake tail actually appeared behind the Zifeng cat. It looked like a tail according to Ao Guang, and he said faintly: "I'm not particular about hitting the old man. Anyway, there are only a few who are older than my sister."

Ao Guang grinned, and Sun Wukong said, "As I said, she and the one in Nuwa's palace are in the same group. Just like I am in the same group when I mend the sky stone."

Zifeng corrected: "Monkey, you are floating. At most, you are just a leftover, or a processed leftover." Brother Monkey expressed that he was not happy.

Looking at the monkey's eyes, Ao Guang almost laughed. Zifeng asked calmly: "Dragon King, you have a few younger brothers to help watch the show."

The Dragon King pointed to the depths of the palace and said: "Although there will be no emperor after Emperor Xin, the emperor also has the luck of the dragon clan."

Zifeng shook his head and said: "No, no, no, what I mean is that many of these you brought are of the same breed as rabbits. If they multiply too much, disasters will occur. I will ask you to create a normal elf and watch. Oh, if there is really an insect plague or something, the elves guarding your home should also help control it."

She thought about it and said, "Let's put it this way, you should have certain merits by helping the emperor enrich his diet, but if the species overflows, then this wave of karma will also belong to your dragon clan. Do you understand?"

Ao Guang suddenly asked: "Wait a minute, typhoons, tsunamis, and floods are also counted as belonging to our dragon clan?"

Zifeng spread his hands and said: "I don't know about this, but in many worlds where I live, these pots are generally yours. After all, the Dragon Clan is called the Wind Calling the Rain. If the wind is not regulated or the rain is not smooth, the pot will naturally belong to you. By the way, if the gods and Buddhas in the sky are planning to create Mazu or something, just bear with it, because you can’t ensure that everything goes smoothly."

Ao Guang: "Mazu?"

Zifeng thought about it and said: "The fisherman's girl looks like this, because your family is crazy, Yaizhen, who knows who has pulled the dragon's tendons, and then she makes trouble for mortals. As a result, the sea has big waves every day, or the boat capsizes inexplicably." As a result, Guanyin enlightened a fisherman girl and called her Mazu. Isn’t this your family’s fault? Just be good and you’ll be fine.”

"Speaking of which, you dragon clan has so many karmic obstacles. If you don't have anything to do, you can do more things for mortals to earn merit and offset your karmic debts. However, since you listen to the heavens, you are left to be a waiter. After all, the current emperor is just The Emperor is not the Human Emperor. Otherwise, if you dragon clan mixed with the Human Emperor, you would have become rich long ago." Ao Guang listened in silence.

However, Zifeng can no longer control the matters here and Duo. After all, the follow-up is still very troublesome. Zifeng still feels that in the follow-up, the monkey will be a little miserable, and the Jinghe Dragon King and his family will be miserable.

In line with the principle that idleness is idle anyway, she asked the monkey to take her to play with the Jinghe Dragon King. The monkey said yes. When she saw the Jinghe Dragon King, Zifeng covered her face and said, "No, is this buddy? Are you too unique in appearance?"

Monkey: "Well, it's the ugliest dragon I've ever seen, bar none."

Zifeng also nodded. There was something wrong with her eyes, but the dragon was really twitchy. How should I put it? Although Ao Guang was old, he still looked like a normal dragon, but this Jinghe Dragon King , it looks like, ahem, it really doesn’t look like a dragon.

She asked sincerely: "Brother, what kind of mixed race are you, and why don't you look like a dragon?" The key is that the dragon is very asymmetrical, so it looks a bit abstract.

Zifeng asked the Dragon King of Jinghe to call Miao Jie. It was good. This guy looked more abstract. She and the monkey gradually became afraid of each other. Zifeng asked with a look of disgust: "Do you Shui tribe people mix so casually?"

Jinghe Dragon King: "I am a dragon-dragon hybrid, and my family is..."

Zifeng answered quickly: "Bastard hybrid."

The Dragon King of Jinghe replied: "No, no, no, he is a mixed blood of Ba Xia."

Zifeng rolled his eyes, is there a difference? She asked seriously: "Monkey, is there anything wrong?"

Sun Wukong: "I am a monkey, not an aquarium. I feel the same as turtles, turtles, and tortoises. It's pretty much the same. It's just a matter of size."

Zifeng spread his hands: "Look, it's no problem." A group of aquatic tribes said, forget it, they are on land, they feel there is no problem, so there will be no problem. Zifeng continued: "Ugly Dragon, the monkeys here are preparing to cause trouble in heaven. Your whole family, your whole clan, is about to die. After all, you can't start your journey to the west until your whole clan is dead."

The Dragon King of Jinghe could feel that this cat was more reliable than the monkey, so he handed over his hand and said, "Senior, please save me."

Zifeng replied calmly: "Well, it's not okay to call me senior. Except for this monkey, the only one who can call me senior is your ancestor dragon. I am the same generation as Nuwa Palace. You can just call me empress. , let me remind you, for mortal matters, you should complain to the mortal emperor. The mortal emperor doesn't care. If you complain to the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor won't care. Aren't there still three realms of heaven, earth and man? If not, there is still the great road. You, a dragon who has been practicing for thousands of years, make a bet with a mortal, are you suffering from Dilongnaoren?"

Jinghe Dragon King: "How can it be explained this way?"

Zifeng said happily: "Don't tell me, I have tried it. Anyway, you are still dead after being played by me, but your family has become a golden immortal and returned to the sky. The key is that if you don't die, you really can't finish the game." ah!"

The Dragon King of Jinghe also said that he completely understood that when Journey to the West started, all of this was decided. He was silent for a while and asked: "What will happen if I do what you do?"

The old bachelor Zifeng said: "Can they resist? No; do they dare to be reasonable? No; just have fun and have fun. If you don't die, you will make the profit."

The Dragon King of Jinghe said that this can be done, it must be done, and he must find a way out for himself. Zifeng later realized, "That's not right. I've asked mortals to develop technology. How can we still play Journey to the West? Monkey, why don't you stay in prison for a few years? Tsk, tsk, mortals can fly on their own. Monk needs a long iron ah!"

The Dragon King of Jinghe looked at Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong looked at the sky. He always felt that his fate would be led by this sister, which was a bit crooked. However, based on the principle that it cannot be controlled, forget it.