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Nuwa's eyes suddenly brightened, and Han Zifeng added again: "By the way, you Four Saints are not dead. There are so many gods in the sky, but none of them are reliable. If you teach some serious skills, you will take away the human emperor. In this position, why don’t you give me some skills or something? Is it really okay to make a mortal weaker than a cat?"

The Four Saints said: I am not happy to be despised.

Zifeng said coquettishly again: "Look, those bald heads, regardless of whether the technique is effective or not, they just tell you that it is effective. When they leave, there is nothing you can do if it doesn't work. Anyway, there are no other sects to help. So as the emperor, still Have more faith in God, and replace the news agency with one that is not passive. In the end, it will turn mankind into atheism. If you believe me, we might as well do it ourselves."

The faces of all the gods and Buddhas in the sky instantly turned green. Zifeng pointed at Jiang Run next to him and said, "This is a typical example of doing it yourself and doing it well."

Jiang Run said speechlessly: "No, is it really good for you to teach them like this?"

Zifeng said seriously: "Don't you look forward to a world where planes are flying all over the sky and cannons are shooting at immortals? How exciting."

Jiang Run said helplessly: "I think the gods and Buddhas in the sky will go crazy."

Zifeng thought about it and said: "They are crazy, let them know that when mortals are crazy, they are still crazy. Hehehe, hehehe, let's promote the ambition of these grandsons to actively practice!"

Jiang Run sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, as long as you are happy."

The sky is full of gods and Buddhas. What does it mean for mortals to become crazy and promote their ambitions in spiritual practice? Jiang Runxiang wanted to ask: "Daughter-in-law, did you give those things to Prince Tang before you left?"

Zifeng looked at him and asked: "Do you think I can make those things? Isn't that your job? I only provide the appearance."

Jiang Run covered his face: "Well, you are really good at it, Monkey, forget it, let's find some paper and pen first."

Soon there was a pile of paper and pens, and Jiang Run started drawing like crazy. Nuwa leaned over and asked, "What are these?"

Zifeng said calmly: "These are done before innate, mortals are looking for a beating. The key is that as long as there are enough resources, it is normal to destroy a golden elixir in a group. If there are spells to assist, it is not impossible to destroy the world and destroy the earth." Yes, the key is, this doesn’t require mana, it’s a fool-like operation, just poke it.”

Jiang Run: "Sister, don't listen to her. Basically, the finished product is a super powerful firecracker. Wife, it's too difficult for the King of Tang to deal with you."

Zifeng calmly ate her snacks and said, "None of my business. The collapse of the earth is not a problem for both of us. It is a problem for the gods and Buddhas here."

Now all the eyes of the gods and Buddhas in the sky were focused on the two people who had nothing to do. Soon, Jiang Run said everything that needed to be said on the drawings, and even drew out the gas tank cannons of later generations.

Zifeng looked at it and asked doubtfully: "Boss, do you disgust Prince Tang by drawing something like this?"

Jiang Run said calmly: "No, no, no, I think this crude version is a bit ugly, but it has the highest possibility of being manufactured."

Zifeng asked: "Dear, where do they get the natural gas?"

Jiang Run: "This seems to be very troublesome. They shouldn't be able to get it out, right? The key is, those instruments and stuff, I really doubt they can get it out."

Zifeng patted the other party on the shoulder and said: "You are the one who produced the picture. Whether he can do it or not is none of our business. The problem is that the one who produced the picture cannot give out things that are off schedule."

Jiang Run thought about it, hmm, yes, it really can. So I kept brushing, brushing, brushing, and continued to draw him. Taishang Laojun also looked at these things, and the more he looked at them, the more energetic he became. Zifeng said with a look of disgust: "Old man, old man, it's enough to stop being so arrogant."

Jiang Run said with disdain: "It's okay, wife, it's enough for him to read it once."

Zifeng was disgusted: "Gods can play games, mortals can't afford to live anymore, they are a bunch of liars!"

Jiang Run was speechless and continued to draw his. Don't tell me, the professional is really professional. She even drew the aircraft in minutes, and even the technological version of the UFO. After all the drawings were completed, Jiang Run asked Sun Wukong to go and give these to King Tang to study. .

Sun Wukong delivered things relatively quickly, but Zifeng asked him to bring an extra note: Religion serves people, and religion serves justice. come on! Believe in yourself, there is no more arrogant Chuanxiao organization than the Imperial Power, hehehehe.

When Li Shimin saw this note, he was speechless. Looking at the literal meaning, he could fully understand the meaning of the note. What else could he say? Just do as he was told. He wanted to show these gods what the Tang Dynasty was.

After this commotion, it was no surprise that almost all the monks were hacked, and the Lingshan Mountain almost collapsed. The group of pilgrims were very happy to see it. Just when Tiandao lost his temper and was about to retreat, Zifeng was suddenly surprised. Question: "Wait a minute, heaven, please don't leave. You won't be able to lift. What's wrong with going further west?"

Tiandao, in line with the principle of not talking nonsense with Kuang, really checked. After checking, he looked at Nuwa. Nuwa was confused. Zifeng calmly said: "Sister, what are you thinking about? I can see you, so I don't need it." Butian, continue.”

Heaven was speechless, and Nuwa felt speechless. What was even more speechless was that the monk seemed to have a very close relationship with these animals.

Zifeng asked curiously: "Is the destination of each world a modern atheist society, and then various yellow-haired civilizations coexist?"

Tiandao replied: "No, strictly speaking, this depends on God's guidance."

Zifeng spread his hands and asked: "So, what you are saying is that in the development of modern society, you guys who are gods are derelict in their duties and need to be fired."

Tiandao: "Perhaps the gods in the sky are resisting?"

Zifeng complained: "If mortals can't see it, that means they don't exist. The gods we mortals trust are just a bunch of beasts, foxes, weasels, hedgehogs, snakes, rats. The rest are just ghosts, and occasionally a dragon , they are all rare species.”

Tiandaodiandiandian, how can it complain better? Forget it, just ignore this crazy comparison. This is a headache for the Jade Emperor. What they have to consider now is that the intruders are a big deal, so Erlangshen ran directly back to Heaven and applied for off-site support.

The other half, the job of finding something to patch the hole also made Nuwa very sad. Damn it, another hole was made by playing with it. Zifeng happily came up with a bad idea: "Save the corpses of those broken gods, burn them, and mend the holes. If it doesn't work, just leave a crack."

Jiang Run directly dragged his wife away and said: "What, don't ask my wife this question."