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Chapter 661. Honkai Journey to the West 12
Immortal Hu Li said: "No, no, no, after you leave, we will report to the higher ups, and then we will transcend the tribulation and ascend. As for this place, the land will take over on our behalf."
Zifeng nodded, whatever, the follow-up was not her concern. The West can't say anything about this kind of treatment. After all, the way to survive is for the monks. Whether they can survive depends on whether the monks work hard or not.
It’s just that at the current position, the benefits gained by Buddhism are really not enough! A group of people continued to move forward and came to Chenjia Village. Zifeng saw Yi Shengjin and Chen Guanbao. She said happily: "Ao Lie, Bajie, go into the water to catch fish. God of Cookery, start the pot. If the water boils too slowly, there will be no fish soup." La. Come on, come on, come on. If you don’t eat Guanyin’s fish, you won’t eat it for free.”
Red Boy added the second half of the sentence in a despicable manner: "It's all in vain if you eat it."
Feng gave the child a slap in the face and said disgustedly: "Why are you everywhere?" Not to mention, Ao Lie and Zhu Bajie really managed to capture the inspiration king in minutes, and the God of Cookery was not polite. With the knife in hand, a pot of fragrant fish soup is ready in minutes.
So when Guanyin came over, the first thing Zifeng said was: "Would you like to eat together? The fish here is very delicious."
Guanyin asked dissatisfied: "How dare you?"
Zifeng said disgustedly: "What do you want me to eat? I don't care about it. Didn't I say it before we started? I'm not afraid to eat it directly. I don't know, the gods of food are all professional cooks. Also, you, the majestic Guanyin, actually indulge me." You commit crimes and cannibalize people. How can you show your face to others and say that the bald donkey won't kill? The bald donkey is a liar! It's delicious, it's delicious. Eat it quickly, don't leave it to me."
Guanyin looked at the fish with no bones, and didn't even have the intention to collect the body. She turned around and left. Zifeng said seriously to the people in Chenjiazhuang: "Look, the monk is so unethical."
After Zifeng had eaten, he said to Zixiao: "Well, let's spread the word about what Guanyin has done. Anyway, we just watch the fun and don't think it's too big a deal. Let's just have fun. If we have fun, we'll do it." Come on, go home and sleep."
Originally, Xitian obtained Buddhist scriptures, but now for the Taoist priests in Yishui, this road was originally a joke, and if they play with collapse points, there seems to be no problem. Zifeng specifically said: "Well, let's follow it through. There is no need to worship the useless gods. I don't even care about my own pets. It's strange that I can care about you."
Zixiao asked: "Wait a minute, if you publicize it like this, what will the people in heaven do?"
Zifeng said disgustedly: "You are already an official. Is it troublesome to be a little more serious and show off your holiness from time to time? What do you eat and offer?"
What can Zixiao say? That's it. Anyway, it's not him who has a headache. Such matters will naturally be handled by the Jade Emperor. The words Zixiao threw to him were: "Processing is okay, but it must be publicized, and it must be publicized to people's satisfaction, otherwise the big sister will be in trouble." If I chop you, it’s none of my business.”
The Jade Emperor also said: "If you only get a salary and don't work, then you really deserve to be thrown into the mortal world." So, mortals find out, well, if the gods are disobedient, just change them and complain.
It can be said that Guanyin's reputation as a universal salvation for all sentient beings is almost gone. The people also said that there is no problem with this persuasion. As a god, if you don't work, just change it to someone who does.
Guanyin was so angry that not only did she lose her pet, but her reputation was also ruined. She lost a lot of blood this time! But what can she do? There is no place to talk about this!
A group of people happily continued to walk west and came to Jindou Mountain. Zifeng said: "Next, a litter of cows, there is delicious food! Go ahead! La la la la la~"
Nuwa, who was paying attention here, said to Taishang Laojun: "Old shepherd, hurry up and save your cow. That kid obviously wants to eat the whole cow feast!" Taishang Laojun was sweating. What could he say? He ran away quickly. Go and ransom your cattle!
Laojun's speed is still relatively fast, because he knows that these people really dare to eat. My own cow is in danger! So when they came to Jindou Mountain, except for a group of bull demons, even Lao Jun was nearby, waiting to collect the cows.
Zifeng curled her lips in disgust: "Laojun is so picky." A group of people let go of their spiritual thoughts and looked at it. Hey, Laojun has been squatting for a long time. They are really embarrassed to eat other people's cows in front of others.
The old man happily took his cow back. As for the calf demons, they were all brought under the control of the Bull Demon King. However, in order to make Zifeng happy, they still bought a few normal cows and cooked them a good meal. After enjoying themselves, they continued on their way.
When she came to a river, Zifeng felt that the water here was wrong. She took a deep breath and said, "The river water here cannot be drunk!"
A group of people nodded, but someone still asked: "Why?"
Zifeng said disgustedly: "Of course there is a problem with the water! Idiot!"
Soon he saw a woman rowing over, and Zifeng asked, "Where is this place?"
The woman replied: "This is the Zimu River, and ahead is the Daughter Country."
Zifeng asked calmly: "Is this Nuwa's territory?"
The woman nodded, and Zifeng calmly turned into Nuwa. The woman calmly bowed her head and bowed. Zifeng asked curiously: "Tell me about the relationship between you and Sister Wa."
The woman began to introduce calmly, and the general meaning was: this was originally the place where Nuwa created humans, this Zimu River was the place where the empress made clay, and the holy land of Nuwa was completely the place where Nuwa was lazy.
Zifeng asked curiously: "Where is the birth spring?"
The woman replied: "Well, the empress saw a lot of people drinking water from the Zimu River, so she asked the Supreme Lord to dig it out specially. It can also be regarded as a way to make money for her daughter's country."
Zifeng asked curiously: "If you drink the water from the Zimu River, will you only be pregnant with female fetuses, or is it random? What should you do if you encounter a male fetus?"
The woman said: "If a man drinks the water from the Zimu River, the child born by caesarean section will be a boy after all. If a woman drinks it, the male and female will be more random. After a woman has sex with a man, the male and female will also be random. In the case of a male fetus, if a middle school girl If you are willing to raise them, Your Majesty will not care about them, but when they reach adulthood, they will all be removed to nearby villages, and the women will be left to raise by themselves."
Zifeng Lao asked curiously: "What kind of human flesh sachet do you really make?"
The woman covered her face and said, "Those are some men's battle uniforms, or those of prostitutes and the like. The so-called human flesh sachets are men's private affairs. As long as they don't abuse women at will, they will rarely be used as incense." After all, how do you say that, lonely and lonely? In short, even if it is a daughter's country, it is mainly women. You can't just slice up a man when you see him, right?"
The woman looked at these hundreds of people and said: "Sage, there are so many of you, even this old woman can't carry you. I also want to repay the court. So what, what are you doing in the daughter's country?"
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