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A group of people looked at Ao Lie, and Ao Lie weakly reminded: "Sister, sister, I am also a dragon!"

Han Zifeng tilted his head and thought, forget it, it would be better to eat fish instead of dragon. Zifeng looked at Ao Lie and said, "Should you cook it in the pot, or should you catch hundreds of kilograms of fish and put it in the pot?"

What can Ao Lie say? It's too difficult for him to hold the pot and catch fish. There are still ordinary fish. As a dragon, he doesn't feel bad if there are more. Soon, everyone has a pot of fish. Zifeng happily caught a few fish that looked good and said: "Fish."

A group of human beings who are chefs are still very conscious. Soon, there is a seafood feast. While eating, Zi Feng muttered: "I want to snatch the God of Cooking over to cook more and more." A group of people nodded, and the God of Cooking also Bit by bit, rather than being plotted against, it’s better to report it yourself.

So, the God of Cookery said hello to the Jade Emperor and descended to earth by himself. Now that everyone is squatting in the Liusha River, he just appeared without saying anything and calmly started to season the food. While seasoning, he said, "I cook with the army."

A group of people nodded and made mental calculations: "It's so quick to be timid." Just looking at these people in the team, forget it, forget it, it's normal to send a chef over.

Zifeng happily patted the God of Cookery on the shoulder and said: "Hey, let me remind you, there are not many people in our team who are good-tempered. If you are beaten because it is not delicious, no one will care about you." The God of Cookery burst into tears and said to himself It’s too difficult, but this request is very sincere, really sincere!

Just this group of people, if they don’t cook well, they can easily be beaten to death! Sigh, do it silently, and make sure the food tastes good. Not to mention, with the God of Cookery, the level of food has skyrocketed.

After cooking two meals, the God of Cookery asked seriously: "Um, can I kidnap a few mortals and become my apprentices?"

Zifeng pointed at Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong and said: "Ask them questions about mortals. Also, mortals must be sincere and voluntary. If they are abducted by you, if there is an involuntary problem, I will whip you."

The God of Cookery said doubtfully: "Don't you think too highly of me? To be honest, there are not many people in your team that I can beat." Then he pointed out a few people and said: "How many of them are there? He is very talented as a chef." What made everyone speechless was that they all stepped back, and the God of Cookery was confused.

Zifeng said calmly: "Men, you can decide, but women, you have to ask that pig, getting hammered is none of our business." Zhu Ganglie looked at the God of Cookery unkindly, and the God of Cookery was very embarrassed. Zifeng thought about it and made another stab. : "This guy is said to be Marshal Tianpeng, come on."

The God of Cookery reluctantly raised his hands to express surrender. He said weakly: "That girl's skills can really be cultivated. Wuwuwu, don't be so fierce." A group of people nodded.

Gao Cuilan said weakly: "Well, sir, how do you plan to teach me?"

The God of Cookery calmly replied: "Cooking." Looking at everyone's slightly wrong looks, he quickly added: "Cooking, cooking, watch more, practice more, learn more. Basically, when cooking, use your hands more .”

Gao Cuilan concluded: "Just ask us to watch you cook more." The God of Cookery nodded, and Zhu Ganglie said, yes, this is acceptable. Seeing that the number of people was gathered, the next stop was the Bodhisattva's show of force, Zifeng asked: "Facing the exam, what do you think?"

Sun Wukong replied: "What do you want to do?"

Zifeng said in disgust: "Should we hammer them to death, or hammer them to death?" A group of people were silent. Sure enough, this empress was thinking about very dangerous things.

Sun Wukong: "As promised, Empress Nuwa is peaceful and kind? You really can't see that in her?"

Zifeng patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder and asked: "Have you ever seen Liu Er? If you are Nuwa, I am Liu Er. I represent the kind of Nuwa after blackening, and fighting is the main theme."

A group of people wiped their sweat, and sure enough, sure enough, they thought too much. The last group, which was relatively normal, said after discussion: "Let's just give them a beating."

Zifeng happily gave everyone a popular science: "In principle, except for the mother who is the mother of Maori Xingjun's big cock, the rest are all males and are not suitable for other mothers." A group of people nodded.

When a group of people came to the door of the so-called Zhuangzi, Zifeng couldn't help but complain: "Bodhisattvas must be stupid. In this place where there are no people and no monsters, why do you think you are so insulting to us when you are so big at Zhuangzi?" Where’s your IQ?”

A group of people nodded. This look really insulted their intelligence. It felt like a barren mountain or a haunted house. The only difference was that this haunted house was a bit big.

The more Zifeng looked at it, the more she felt disgusted. It actually turned into a snake's tail, punched the ground with its tail and said: "Holy Light Judgment." The dark house that was originally looking at it suddenly had enough light. It was really like an instant, from the dark sky. , becomes the feeling of daytime. Everyone on her side covered their faces, they were really irritable!

At this time, the four Bodhisattvas in the mansion were also very depressed. Although they were not afraid of taking care of it, this holy light was too disgusting. As Bodhisattvas, they were unable to move in the holy light. When they could see Sun Wukong inside, they burst out laughing.

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Sister, you can't move, they can't move, hahaha, hahahaha." After hearing this, the others started to laugh.

Zifeng paused for a while, then the entire house disappeared, leaving only four Bodhisattvas who turned into women in the entire wasteland. Zifeng said to the men behind him: "Come on, it's time to prove your strength. Have fun pretending to be women for these men."

So people clicked, let alone anyone who really dared to do it, and touched her, um, she was a woman, so the person who started said: "These four are all women." A group of people instantly became excited, Zifeng shook his head , said calmly: "Okay, you guys hurry up and Wuzhuangguan stay down."

After saying that, she knocked out several Bodhisattvas with one punch. Zifeng teleported and appeared next to the tree in Wuzhuang Temple. She picked a ginseng fruit and was about to put it in her mouth.

Zhen Yuanzi felt someone coming to his tree garden, so he teleported and looked at a guy eating ginseng fruit. He was very speechless, but Zifeng looked at Zhen Yuanzi and was even more speechless.

She asked questioningly: "You have Tianshang on your body, how did you get it?"

Zhen Yuanzi couldn't see the depth of Zifeng, but he still said: "This tree is the true form of Pindao."

Zifeng complained: "Eating fruit doesn't count, does it?"

Zhen Yuanzi rolled his eyes and said, "No, a white pigeon spirit robbed the roots of the tree. I need to get the roots back."

Zifeng muttered: "White dove spirit? Have you misunderstood something? Are you a bird with white wings?"