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Zhenjun Zixiao couldn't help but cover his face, and the person who gave the magic weapon said: "Four thousand. We produce and sell it ourselves, it doesn't matter if it's cheaper. After all, Taoism is the orthodoxy of the human race."

Guanyin gritted her teeth: "Three thousand."

Taoist: "Two thousand, this is the cost price."

Guanyin took a deep breath: "One thousand."

Han Zifeng said to Li Shimin: "Buy it, four magic weapons are only three thousand, it's worth it! Everyone has already lost money. It's true that there is no such shop after passing this village. Anyway, there is a lot of greed and killing here. How deceitful, deceitful and deceitful. If you don’t make a few payments, will you, the emperor, suffer a loss?"

The veins on Li Shimin's head were pulsing. He gritted his teeth and asked, "Who said there is so much greed, murder, lewdness, deceit and fraud here?"

Zifeng happily replied: "Tathagata! When people who seek scriptures go over there, the first thing they say is: Your eastern land is Nanfanbuzhou, just because the sky is thick and the land is thick, the things are vast and the people are dense, there is a lot of greed, a lot of killing, a lot of adultery, a lot of deceit, a lot of There is a lot of deceit; one does not follow Buddhism, does not seek good causes, does not respect the three lights (referring to the sun, moon, and stars), does not value grains; is unfaithful and unfilial, unjust and unkind, hides one's own heart, fights with small scales, and kills people. Animals. They have committed boundless sins and are full of sins, causing disasters in hell. Therefore, they will fall into the netherworld forever and suffer the pain of being pounded and pounded by many hammers, transforming into animals. There are many shapes with hair and horns, and they will pay off their debts. , feed meat to people. It will fall down forever and cannot be promoted, all for this reason. Although Confucius established the teachings of benevolence, righteousness, etiquette and wisdom there, emperors one after another punished the disciples with the punishment of hanging, hanging, and beheading, but they were like fools. I don’t know, what a shameless person!”

She looked at the words in the sea of ​​​​consciousness, and after reading them, she said: "Does anyone want to destroy you?"

Li Shimin smiled sinisterly and asked, "Can my army follow?"

Zifeng replied: "No, after all, there is a country of monsters over there, and all mortals are like food. So, don't follow me. There are a few soldiers from your family and they will follow you, but if you really have an army of 100,000, You’re a monster that’s too difficult to escort.”

Li Shimin was indeed a very democratic king. He directly arranged for the two doorkeepers Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong. As for buying four magic weapons for three thousand taels, Li Shimin also said: Yeah, it's full value.

Zifeng also warned Li Shimin: "The Buddha treasure is not easy to use, you can sell it and exchange it for something more valuable."

Zifeng thought of what to do and said happily: "Zixiao, I'll leave this to you, I'll go play with the monkey."

The six saints all covered their faces, and the collapse system added: "The plot has collapsed by 15%."

Zifeng complained: "Tang Monk is only worth 15."

Collapse System: "No, no, no, the entire Journey to the West starts at 15%."

Zifeng felt even more disgusted and teleported to Five Elements Mountain. Seeing the post on the mountain, Zifeng directly used the power of the curse to gradually erode the talisman. After making sure it was taken off, Zifeng walked up to the monkey and said: " Come out and work for me.”

Sun Wukong asked speechlessly: "Sister, is it really okay to be so careless?"

Zifeng said disgustedly: "Let's go out and play."

Sun Wukong was also bold and said to Zifeng: "You run away, I'll come out." Zifeng teleported far away, and soon the monkey ran out. Zifeng said disgustedly: "You go take a bath first. Oh, it stinks."

Monkey took Zifeng directly back to Huaguo Mountain. After washing himself quickly, he squatted next to Zifeng and asked, "Where are we going to play?"

Zifeng looked at the fruits all over the Huaguo Mountain. Zifeng happily asked the monkeys to collect audience seeds, then pulled Sun Wukong and somersaulted to the palace. Zifeng handed these fruits to Li Shimin and said: "Plant these. It’s a spiritual fruit, come on, it’s from the Monkey King’s family. Also, how are the monks and Taoists from before?”

Li Shimin replied calmly: "I've been gone for a month."

Zifeng and Sun Wukong met face to face. Zifeng said to the monkey: "Hurry to the Five Elements Mountain and wait for the monk. We still have to get the quota for the Westward Journey."

Sun Wukong: "I said, what if you don't want to participate?"

Zifeng's legs turned into tails, holding Sun Wukong's tail and throwing it against the sack on the ground. After a group of falls, she picked up the monkey and asked, "I'll give you a chance to choose again."

Sun Wukong: "I don't want to go."

Zifeng threw Sun Wukong again, and Li Shimin couldn't stand it anymore, and said weakly: "Be gentle, you will die easily if you throw it again, right?"

Zifeng replied: "No problem, this product is a stone, the same type as the one used to patch the sky."

The corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitched and he said, "Well, monkey demon, you should be cowardly."

Zifeng picked it up again and said, "Monkey, what do you choose?"

Sun Wukong asked doubtfully: "Are you from the Nuwa tribe?"

Zifeng said: "Yeah, I am responsible for beating people, and the one you know is responsible for saving people." Sun Wukong nodded, what can he say? Obviously if you don’t want to be beaten, you have to obey the regulations!

Sun Wukong returned to Wuzhi Mountain very depressed. Although there was no mountain, she still had to squat on the pile of rocks and look at the sky. Zifeng rubbed the monkey's head and said, "Be good, I'm not the one in the sky. Anyway, you are just a stone. If you don't obey me, I will beat you until you give in."

Sun Wukong sighed and asked, "What do you want me to do?"

Zifeng said calmly: "How about making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace again? No, it's a big fuss in the Leiyin Temple."

Sun Wukong said happily: "Okay, okay!"

Zifeng said: "The general route can't be bad. Wait for a group of people to arrive at Leiyin Temple, just smoke Tathagata and call him cheap."

Sun Wukong said happily: "Okay, okay, it's up to you." The other four saints didn't know, but Jie Yin and Zhunti felt unbearable to look at them.

They had been playing around the Five Elements Mountain for more than a month. When they were getting impatient, they finally saw a group of people. Not to mention, excluding the two door gods, there were still 100 soldiers.

Zifeng pointed at the soldiers and asked, "Do you dare to tell me what use they are?"

Zhenjun Zixiao said: "They are all capable of cultivation. If they follow us for a while, they will be almost at the level of a little demon."

Zifeng questioned: "That group of bald guys, including those who will follow, only has four places in total. However, the current group doesn't have that kind of position!"

Zhenjun Zixiao said calmly: "It's okay, it's okay, there is heaven!" Zifeng and Sun Wukong both covered their faces.

Zifeng said to Sun Wukong: "Did you see it? This fully illustrates a problem. The gods and Buddhas in the sky are all liars! Instead of believing in them, you might as well realize the Tao and become a saint yourself, and wait for them to become a Buddha. It’s just you guys who think too much.”

Don't mention Sun Wukong, he is indeed a relative of the Sky Mending Stone. Once you think about it, the speed of cultivation is really not limited. Even though I have been taught by the Tathagata for so many years, if I want to regain my greatness, I can just return to my greatness. This is really a psychological problem.

Zifeng said to a group of people: "What are you thinking about? Just follow the traffic and I will protect you."