System experience officer

Seeing Tang Seng lost in reflection, Han Zifeng and Daji high-fived, playing the role of watching the fun without minding the trouble. All the people watching the fun covered their faces, wondering, is the difference between the thinking of demons and humans so big? If you throw this question to a demon, as a demon, it will answer you straightforwardly: "What the hell? Let's eat." If you can't figure it out, just don't think about it. Why waste your brain cells?

Where did Tang Seng look like? Then, in front of everyone, he actually sat cross-legged and meditated, and began to have an epiphany. Zi Feng was very surprised and asked Daji next to him curiously: "Isn't this a copy? Is it useful to meditate here?"

Daji replied: "It is useful. After all, although Tang Monk in history became a Buddha, he was also a person without his own Taoism. He was so weak that his mount could beat him up. But now he has an epiphany. When he wakes up, all the memories of his epiphany will return to his original body." Seeing Zi Feng's surprised face, Daji said: "Ahem, we all share a little bit of our souls to play with."

Zi Feng sighed, forget it, forget it, whatever. Anyway, the entire instance was like a pause, and everyone was waiting for Tang Seng to get up. Zi Feng even looked up at the sky based on his feelings, and then said to Li Shimin: "You'd better get some food, who knows how long this monk will stay alive."

Li Shimin obviously couldn't say anything, so he made quick arrangements. He couldn't afford to offend any of them. Moreover, Wei Zheng and Yuan Tiangang's eyes were almost cramped, and he was not stupid.

Wei Zheng still asked in a very interesting tone: "Madam, do you have any dietary restrictions?"

Zi Feng lowered his chin silently and said, "I don't like spicy food, and I don't drink much. Uh, it's not suitable for me. It's easy to get into trouble. Hmm."

Fortunately, Wei Zheng and Yuan Tiangang were very sensible and personally instructed the chef. Soon, many delicacies were placed in front of her and Daji, and the main dishes were various chicken-based dishes. Anyway, they were both very happy eating. Zi Feng asked Daji curiously: "Don't tell me, this copy still needs to travel to the west?" He took a bite of the chicken leg: "Hmm, delicious, delicious."

Daji spread her hands and said, "I don't know what this crazy monk is going to do. In the original script, I followed..." She looked around, clicked on the Yin Yang Masters, and continued, "In the original copy, I came to the Imperial City, followed the Yin Yang Masters, and went to Dongyi to be Tamamonomae, and this copy was over. Who knew that in this copy, a crazy monk suddenly appeared, plus you."

Zi Feng's face was a little dark, but he still asked: "So, the dungeon I'm in now is the hell difficulty? Those monks are really idle, aren't they afraid that I even left Guanyin to them along the way?"

Daji covered her face with her tail and said, "It's none of my business, just watch for fun." For some reason everyone felt that it made sense.

Zi Feng asked Li Shimin: "No, you are in the prosperous Tang Dynasty after all. Listen to what the monk said: 'Your East is the Southern Continent, but because the sky is high and the land is thick, the resources are vast and the people are dense, there are many greedy and murderous people, many lustful and deceitful people, many cheating and fraudulent people; they do not follow Buddhism, do not seek good karma, do not respect the three lights, and do not value the five grains; they are unfaithful and unfilial, unrighteous and unkind, they deceive themselves, use large scales and small scales, and kill people and animals. They have committed endless evils and their sins are full of evils. , which led to the disaster of hell, so they fell into the netherworld forever, suffered the pain of many pestles, pounding, grinding and pounding, and transformed into animals. There are many forms with hair and horns, using their bodies to repay debts and feeding people with their meat. Those who fell into the Avici hell forever and could not be transcended are all because of this. Although Confucius established the teachings of benevolence, righteousness, propriety and wisdom, and emperors succeeded each other, and the punishments of exile, hanging and beheading were implemented, what can we do with those who are ignorant and indulgent! 'Why should we tolerate them? Just let them go."

Li Shimin was also a proud emperor. After being treated like this, he took several deep breaths and asked, "Am I too pampering them?"

Wei Zheng and Yuan Tiangang covered their faces. It was hard to respond to this. This sister was not afraid of anything, but they were afraid! If they responded to this, they would die, right? Zi Feng calmly responded, "Taoists are basically self-reliant. As for monks, thanks to you, they eat and drink from the country. Finally, those who are bullied by your grandchildren will directly launch a campaign to destroy Buddhism. Haha, just imagine how disgusting those monks are."

Wei Zheng and Yuan Tiangang both looked like they said, "We didn't say anything, we didn't do anything, we were counting stars and ants, we were not there." Zi Feng was so angry at their actions that he laughed. Is it really okay to fool around like this?

Li Shimin looked at the reactions of his two friends, which was enough to show that he had no right to speak. Zi Feng calmly added: "You, the emperor of the world, are not the emperor of the world. You can be dragged down by the king of hell. So whether you are the emperor or Qin Shihuang, the emperor of the ages, you are no longer the emperor of the world."

Li Shimin suddenly felt like he was being hit back and forth. Li Shimin was furious. The most embarrassing person in reality was not Tang Seng who was gaining enlightenment, but Guanyin who was waiting for Tang Seng to gain enlightenment. Now this sister looked calm on the surface, but she was already cursing in her heart. Isn't it true that there are copies of this guy, and they all jump like this? Doesn't she think it's beyond the scope?

Zi Feng looked at Guanyin and threw the gnawed chicken bones directly at Guanyin. What could Guanyin say? She took two steps back. After all, this sister was really unreasonable.

Zi Feng curiously picked up Xu Zhixuan who was watching the fun and asked, "By the way, can you give me a spoiler?"

Xu Zhixuan said in a very naughty way: "Who are you to me? I'll give you three chances."

Red lotus fire appeared on Zi Feng's hand and he asked calmly, "You are floating."

Xu Zhixuan pursed his lips. This master was really, really, really unreasonable! Zi Feng turned around and asked Yuan Tiangang and Wei Zheng: "By the way, do you want this stuff? The special Dizang will not accept it."

Guanyin interjected: "You can follow me and save the evil karma."

Zi Feng said with disdain: "Did I ask you?" Guanyin curled her lips and didn't dare to retort. So be it.

Yuan Tiangang looked at this fellow and said very reasonably: "First of all, we are just ghosts from a strange copy. We don't have the ability to convert ghosts, unless they are native ghosts of this world. Of course, the guy Jinghe Dragon King is an exception, and he won't let us take action. Secondly, in this copy, I am not as strong as him. You are really making things difficult for me."

Zi Feng thought about it and curled his lips. That's it. Thinking about Xu Zhixuan's question before, he touched his chin and said, "Isn't it the guy who married Daji?"

Xu Zhixuan looked at Daji next to him and asked doubtfully, "Is there anyone so brave? No, hint: I am a Chinese immortal."

Zi Feng complained: "No, you have become a god, why are you still doing it to your death?"

Xu Zhixuan complained: "Isn't this following Journey to the West? Besides, I also took over the body of this immortal. The point is, this guy is not only professionally qualified, but he also has a real soul."