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The envoy is also very speechless, not to mention that Da Lin can't accept it, even the envoy can't do it now, the most feared thing about this kind of marriage is that the woman is unclean, this is really a slap in the face.

Han Zifeng was not afraid of death, so he said to his father: "Father, although you are a rough man, you always know the truth that the emperor humiliates the minister and dies, right? The emperor is going crazy, what are you talking about? Ah, if you don’t kill me, ask the envoy to carry the body of his princess back and it will be over, and if there is only one left, it will be over.”

Tuna Qingba's head twitched again, and she actually said: "You are a concubine of a general's family. It's already giving you face if you are a concubine from the general's family. Don't be ignorant."

Zifeng was not used to it either, and said directly: "You also know that I belong to the general's family, so what if I'm a poor man? Huh? At least I am still a big girl with yellow flowers. Just because of this, I feel ashamed to be on an equal footing with you. With your face, do you remember that you are a princess from another country, and you are really dead as a big woman? Are all the men from your Xiliang woman country dead?"

Her voice just fell, the emperor took the lead in applauding this wave, what can the people around them say?But if you don't want to be hacked, it's better to chirp in a down-to-earth manner.

Tuna Qingba raised her head and said, "I can represent the entire Xiliang country, don't you think about the third prince?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Yeah, I just think about the third prince, you are so courteous for nothing, you should die as far as you can, and you will be involved, if you are dissatisfied, it is that buddy who has good luck, okay?" , you prodigal daughter-in-law who cheats men, which family dares to ask you to buy one and get two free?"

The following booed in unison: "I really dare not ask for it!"

Tuna Qingba is really shameless in this wave. When it turned to the emperor, he waved his hand and said, "I am a state of etiquette, and I still can't do it if I kill it. So, take your princess from Xiliang and bring it back!" Right. We, Da Lin, are really good at buying one and getting two free, I believe that the princes of my family will give birth to many little grandchildren for me, so you don't need to worry about it, Xiliang."

Tuna Qingba gritted her teeth, and asked directly: "Aren't you afraid of going to war with Xiliang, Da Lin?"

Zifeng happily thought of the classic poem by the Sword Immortal of Wine: "The imperial sword rides the wind to ward off evil spirits. In the world, there is wine and joy, and without wine, I am also insane. Drink the rivers and rivers, and then drink the sun and the moon. A thousand cups If you can't get drunk, I'm the only wine sword fairy."

A group of people wanted to laugh a little bit, and felt that this girl was a little out of character!Zifeng suddenly said: "Prince, what are you doing in Xiliang? Why don't the Xiliang royals send a brainless person here to disgust us?"

The eldest prince really started to think, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "I've done nothing!"

Zifeng said calmly: "Have you ever heard of economic sanctions? It is the things they often want to import, the price is raised high for them, and they sell ours, and the price is lowered for them to ensure that they are in the The income is not enough to spend. Starve to death this group of people who don’t know it, let’s throw out the garbage. Let them be cheap, let them know what a big country is! What are you going out for?"

The eldest prince's eyes brightened immediately, let alone, this is possible.Zifeng suddenly adjusted her facial expression, and said in a very contrived manner, very coquettishly: "Prince~, this woman bullied him, why don't you avenge her? By the way, where is Xiliang, what do you plan to do?" What do you want?"

All the men trembled when they heard this voice. In an instant, they felt that this child was possessed by an evil spirit?Therefore, the eldest prince said from the heart: "The evil spirits are scattered."

Immediately, Zifeng felt that it wasn't fun anymore, she stepped forward and just chopped off the eldest prince's feet, this guy is too irritating!A group of men laughed unkindly, and the eldest prince said disgustedly: "Third son, take care, take care."

Zifeng looked at the eldest prince with an unfriendly expression, and always felt that this elder brother was a bit unworthy of beating.The eldest prince is considered blessed, and he couldn't give the sibling a reasonable reason to beat him up, so he said calmly, "I know! There are rumors that when the princess of Xiliang was playing during the Lantern Festival, she met a poor scholar who was going to Beijing to take the exam, and the two secretly As a result, the poor scholar wanted to rely on her stomach to enter the court and become an official, but the Xiliang royal family felt that this matter was a shame for the royal family, so they asked the guards to directly Killed the scholar and told the princess that the scholar failed the exam and went home to study hard."

"Here, it seems that things are going to be unstoppable, so what I said to the people is that the princess is going to be married far away. In fact, everyone in the capital knows that their princess is really a thousand people. The sturdy existence of human sleep. Of course, what side of the Xiliang royal family said that it has had an abortion. That’s all I know, I’m sure, this Xiliang is really looking for it. La."

The eldest prince smiled and said: "However, their Xiliang princess is really easy to kidnap. I heard that this story is similar to the picture book, so I also asked my guards to hook up a princess to see, among other things, Anyway, a month ago, it was said that work had already started, and as for the matter of the dark knot of the bead tire, it really took time! It looks like the eighth princess of their family, and it is a little smaller than this one."

Immediately, a group of people covered their faces, and Zifeng commented sincerely: "Prince, you are awesome, you know how to play!"

The eldest prince added another knife happily: "Thanks to that silly princess, my guards are now Ouchi's guards. I told them to do stabbing or something, just play casually, don't tell them to stop there. Anyway. That bastard is playing with drugs, and I'm not surprised what he did to the ruined palace over there, eh." A group of people nodded, and the envoys from Xiliang looked at the eldest prince in horror.

The eldest prince rubbed his nose and said, "Your princess is stupid, we really can't blame us for being careless. The point is that the princess is like a dog's skin plaster, is it annoying?"

Zifeng said calmly: "I'm a bit tempted to smack this scumbag now, how can I break it?"

Bei Kongming said speechlessly: "Yeah, big brother is a little bit in need of a beating! This is full of me, and I feel sorry for his embarrassment if I don't give him a beating."

The eldest prince burst into tears in an instant, and he complained: "Father, the third child and his wife are bullying me."

The emperor said with great joy: "I also think that you are a bit to be beaten, but you did a beautiful job, and I like it."

They are very happy here, but Tuna Qingba really can't laugh. If this is true, then the palace is quite dangerous.