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Han Zifeng continued to eat her food, and everyone around her was a little stiff. It was obvious that her queen said: Not happy, very unhappy.

Just looking at the things sent by the envoys, Zifeng asked seriously: "Emperor, you can't do it, these are all rags!"

The emperor asked: "Tell me, what are these things?"

Zifeng pointed at a pile of things and said: "These are just okay. They are seeds. You can show them to the people. But such a small pile is just disgusting. This thing is equivalent to the flour we have here. It is the same thing." , The staple food over there is okay, it’s less than a pound, do you think it’s tatters?”

"Those things called glass bottles are not as powerful as our porcelain. They are also tattered. The one next to it is just like the stone under your feet. Marble is nothing more than stones with different colors and hardness. It doesn't matter at all. "Zao Yong, that knife is a bit rough, but it's really the most carefree of the bunch. At least it can be considered a good thing!"

"There really aren't any other good things, just this pile of rags. Do you really think you are a rag collector? Can you not be so embarrassed? You are the emperor after all. Don't tell me that your royal family has been beaten by these rags in these years. No wonder your treasury doesn’t have as much money as the minister’s private treasury, you are so stupid. Well, the appraisal is complete.”

The emperor was speechless. This girl was the only one here who dared not give him face. He really couldn't beat her and sighed. But the problem is, he asked curiously: "Sister, can you give me an estimate of the price?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Except for the craftsmanship of the knife, the rest is really not as expensive as the pots and pans on my table. After all, the things from the palace are more valuable, right? In this way, the pots and pans in ordinary people's homes are The price of the basin, calculated in terms of silver, is only 50 taels of silver for these four families. It cannot be given any more. It would be embarrassing to pay any less, and the big family will only pay this price. It’s worth a few pennies per catty, or dozens of pennies, and your Ministry of Internal Affairs basically has a few extra zeros on it.”

Suddenly, the entire banquet was silent, and the emperor suddenly looked dissatisfied, with veins twitching wildly. Zifeng complained: "This is just a pile of rags. Those who go to bring envoys should be chopped down. They don't look like people from the empire. As long as we grow dim sum, neither of us can see these messy street stalls."

The emperor finally got angry: "Street stall goods?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Well, that's what you think. People spread a cloth on the roadside and sell stuff. So, you are just a beggar squatting on the roadside. The more you think about it, the angrier you become. How about cutting them all off?”

The emperor took a deep breath and said, "It's unrealistic to cut them all down. You can't demolish four houses at the same time, right?"

Zifeng replied calmly: "It's okay. One or two waves of natural disasters will ensure total annihilation. Sister Miushi is a professional." Emperor, no, why do you feel that this topic is so biased? Zifeng was still there and asked eagerly: "Do you want to destroy the whole world? It saves me the trouble of running around. This way, the operation is simple and easy to be lazy."

The emperor felt helpless and looked at the queen, clearly saying: Queen, bring her back!

The Queen rolled her eyes: You have the nerve to ask me to break up with you, what such a wrong idea?

The queen sighed, but the more she thought about it, the more angry she became. She actually said: "Sister, it's okay to kill people, but natural disasters are unnecessary, right? Life is also very troublesome."

Zifeng looked at the queen and said, "Well, pinching people is quite troublesome. Forget it, let's take the time to go from house to house to clean up."

Everyone trembled and felt that something was wrong. Zifeng used his oily paws to place on the emperor's shoulders: "Okay, you handle the follow-up while I go play." He said and wiped it with the emperor's robe. Hand, teleport away and there will be no one left.

The emperor sighed, made some calculations, and asked the queen: "Isn't Lao Liu at the border?"

The queen rolled her eyes and said, "Not so fast?"

Zifeng teleported directly to the military camp and watched as they dug tunnels and entered the border city. Zifeng immediately said to the death-killing system: "Mark it for me and I'll cut it down."

The death-seeking system, looking at this child who has gone crazy, what can you say? arrange. After confirming that those were invading Turks, she unceremoniously dressed in the Queen's uniform and started killing.

She also massacred five surrounding cities. As for the county magistrates who had colluded with the Turks, she also directly killed them, and directly arranged people to manage the city. She had no choice but to ask the new ones to write him a memorial.

As for those who resisted, she would just chop them down. After the chop, she would say: "I am the queen. I also have the right to deal with rebels."

What can a group of people say? Facing a reasonable emperor, they can still moji moji. For one, they will kill someone after just two sentences. They will also say to you: "You are the ones who killed the nine tribes." What can they say? What must be done?

Those who were massacred in the city had their heads hung on the city gates. As for the corpses, they were all burned. After all, although it was not summer, the corpses left for a long time were prone to plague, so it was better to burn them directly. Save worry.

After confirming that the five cities had been dealt with, she teleported to Li Xufeng and briefly described the events of the five cities to him, and then said: "The head was hung on the city gate and the body was burned."

Li Xufeng asked in confusion: "Are you coming back?"

Zifeng replied: "Let me tell you, I still have a lot of information for the emperor to see. My express delivery is more reliable than the 800-mile express. I will probably be able to go to the enemy camp the day after tomorrow. Come on, hurry up."

Li Xufeng nodded, and Zifeng also introduced who to ask for officials and military rations from the five cities. After everything was said, she teleported and appeared at the banquet. Zifeng was curious: "Wait, why are you still holding a banquet? I have already slaughtered the five border cities."

The emperor covered his face and said: "Feast for seven days."

Zifeng said with a look of disgust: "What, don't eat it, read these folds, I killed all the Turks and corrupt officials in the five cities on the border. These are the new ones who accepted their fate. After one day of rest, I will return to the border. Let’s go to see the Turkic barracks. Lao Liu feels that it will take at least four or five days of marching.”

After she came back, the maid was still very considerate and prepared a new table for Zifeng. Zifeng ate happily. The queen asked: "No, why don't you wash up before eating!"

The eunuch who followed the emperor had already prepared water for Zifeng. Zifeng calmly washed his hands and said to the emperor, "Well, prepare some new clothes for me."

The emperor covered his forehead and did not hesitate to think that the arrangement was over. Fortunately, her new clothes were also available in the palace. Zifeng calmly changed into a new set of clothes, making sure that she was clean. Then he ran to continue eating, but on the way to change clothes, he actually ran into someone fighting in the field.