System experience officer

The police immediately became excited and quickly called bomb disposal experts. When the experts arrived, Han Zifeng drew a range and then said: "Down below." Needless to say, these people were very professional and defused the bomb in minutes. , as for how to defuse it, Zifeng happily went up, kicked the bomb into the sky, and exploded.

Zifeng clapped her hands and said, "Done!"

A group of police officers looked at her and asked, "You think this is normal?"

Zifeng said in disgust: "Are you sure this is not the best way?"

The bomb disposal expert thought about it and said, "Don't say it. Don't say it. This is the best way."

Zifeng took out her boyfriend, threw him into a few sacks very politely, and then roared in front of everyone: "Break up! If you bother me again, don't blame me for silence, you Neptune scumbag."

After speaking, she asked the return system: "By the way, can you send Neptune's mobile phone information to everyone around you?"

Filing system: "Yes, but does it include nude photos?"

Zifeng asked: "Is there any original owner?"

Fallback system: "One step away, no."

Zifeng nodded and said: "Send a group message and hang it up. You must make this Neptune pay the price. By the way, use his mobile phone to expose yourself."

Rollback system: "One thousand points will be deducted."

Zifeng waved his hand, casual, this is really casual. She was also taken back to the police station, and the police asked seriously: "Name."

Zifeng replied: I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?

The room suddenly became quiet. Zifeng's body suddenly appeared with a snake's tail behind him, and he threw the handcuffs on his feet to the ground. Well, this is much better.

The two policemen who were interrogating fell silent. Zifeng said again: "I'm hungry."

One of the policemen took a deep breath and asked, "What are you eating?"

Zifeng said calmly: "I prefer meat and vegetables, not too salty. I eat three ounces of rice. If there is not enough, add more. I eat about the same as other people."

One policeman went to get the meal, and another policeman asked: "Name."

Zifeng silently lowered his chin with his snake tail, threw out an ID card and said: "Zhang Zifeng, this is her ID card, the ID card of the girl in human form. I am avenging her. She and the people in the car are all dead." It’s up to the driver and his wife. I’m here to help get revenge and find the real murderer.”

The policeman was speechless and wanted to ask: "Are you considered a human being now?"

Zifeng waved his tail and said seriously: "Don't forget it, I'm talking about gods now. But isn't there no one else here? When I go out, I will live according to human ways. By the way, human rules now What is it? Before I go out, I will give you a warning. If mortals don’t commit suicide, they won’t do anything at will.”

The policeman’s honest evaluation: “Well, it’s really unconvincing.”

Zifeng was very dissatisfied, and the food was brought to him very quickly. Zifeng was really serious about eating, and the police were speechless. What was even more speechless was that he was satisfied with the meal. Zifeng's tail was wagging happily like a dog's.

Seeing that she was full, the policeman gave her a cup of milk tea and asked, "So, what is the condition of the man you beat?"

Zifeng replied calmly: "Neptune, I have 5 current girlfriends. I dump him as soon as I sleep with him. I dumped him in advance. It's normal."

The police asked again: "His headlines are related to you?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Yeah, I just used my mind to send him a handful. He deserves it!"

A policeman suddenly came into the interrogation room. He looked at the dog and asked seriously: "Are you willing to serve the country?"

Zi Feng Snake Tail rubbed her chin and thought: "This is possible. Anyway, my employer has not asked me to do any work. However, can you ensure the absolute safety of my family? What I ask for is to die in peace."

The police also identified the person who asked: "What is the definition of family?"

After feeling the employer's request, Zifeng said: "Just two old people, the original owner's parents, grandparents. Others do not need to die, oh, and my little brother."

The policeman nodded and asked again: "What is the scope of serving the country?"

Zifeng looked at this man with disgust and said, "No, you don't even know what you want me to do, so what are you trying to fool me about?"

The policeman explained: "No, what I mean is: the scope of serving the country is very broad, what kind of job do you take?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Oh, I will accept people who kill people and steal goods, but not those who cheat and kidnap. I can also deal with those who steal and rob. I can also deal with monsters and monsters, but I don't like feng shui and other things. The detailed explanation is cheating and abduction. For me, it's easy to commit murder. After all, Wu Song and I have similar views. You can fool me, but you can't fool my knife."

"The worst case scenario is to chop up the world, then call my ex-husband to come over and glue it back together, and I'll make another batch, and that's it. Feng Shui and Kanyu are also the same problem. They have completely different perceptions. I dare to see it, and you dare to take charge. The point is, I can live anywhere, so I really can’t help you.”

The policeman nodded, and Zifeng added: "Oh, yes, please report it in advance. When you lose your temper, especially after I pull out the knife, you should retreat first, otherwise you will die. The good news is that Man Gods and Buddhas, come here and I will chop you down. The bad news is that it will be in vain."

Police: "Are you Nuwa?"

Zifeng nodded: "Yeah, even though she is not from the local area, I will enjoy the holy status of Nuwa when I come here. No problem, no problem."

Policeman: "Then can you explain to me? Why is there no one who has ascended now?"

Zifeng used his spiritual thoughts to look at it and said: "Of course there is no one who can ascend. Your world doesn't even have a heaven. The passages for ascension are all broken. You can only be struck to death by lightning."

Zifeng was silent for a moment and felt it again: "Oh, this is the god of the West, ah." She rearranged it and said: "Generally speaking, the god of the West, taking advantage of the Eastern immortals not paying attention, took our side of the ascension channel. It’s broken.”

The police still asked: "Can you save me?" Zifeng was a little silent, for no other reason than clinging to the world, she was not good at it. The policeman obviously misunderstood: "Isn't it possible?"

Zifeng replied: "No, let me ask a professional for you. I am good at clinging to people, but I am not good at clinging to the world. I need to ask about the operating procedures." The policeman was speechless.

Zifeng thought about it and came to the origin chat group: "Pangu, first, ask about the sticky world."

The Origin of the Wa Clan: "Did you tear down that world again?"

Zifeng replied: "Sister, the pot is not mine. The gods of the West have destroyed the ascension passage in the east. Now the people below can't fly up. Even those who have practiced well are like, gah, gah. Why don't you consult them? "Yeah, everyone said they understand where the problem lies."